Friday, June 24, 2016 • Evening Edition • "Shit happens here."

SuperginraiX

SuperginraiX is the biggest sap on The Outhousers' payroll (wait, we get paid?). He reads every issue of every crappy Marvel crossover so you don't have to. Whats worse is that he pays for his books, thus condoning Marvel's behavior. If The Outhouse cared for his well being at all, they'd try and get him into some sort of rehab center. But, alas, none of us even know how to say his name. For a good time, ask Super why Captian America jumped off the Helicarrier in Fear Itself. Super lives in the frozen wastland that is Minnesota with 15% of the state's population living under his roof: a wife he makes wear an Optimus Prime mask, two gremlins, and his mother-in-law.

 


Super Reads Siege #3

Super Reads Siege #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 17, 2015

How do you stop your former Commander when he's become an UNSTOPPABLE robot killing machine?

Super Reads House of M #2

Super Reads House of M #2

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 16, 2015

Mutants! Humans! Atlanteans! Dragons?

Super Reads Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #3

Super Reads Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 14, 2015

The final, fantastic conclusion to the adventures of Peter Quill and Shadowcat!

Super Reads Thors #3

Super Reads Thors #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 11, 2015

The Ultimate Thor gets truth and lies from Loki.

Super Reads Civil War #3

Super Reads Civil War #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 10, 2015

Mysteries deepen, dangers threaten! Tensions just got raised in the Warzone.

Super Reads The Amazing Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows #4

Super Reads The Amazing Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows #4

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 9, 2015

As SHIELD is overrun by the forces of the Regency, Spider-Man learns the crazy truth about Regent!

Super Reads A-Force #3

Super Reads A-Force #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 8, 2015

Arcadia is invaded by Thors as it's Baroness becomes an enemy of DOOM, all courtesy of a TRAITOR in A-Force!

Super Reads House of M #1

Super Reads House of M #1

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 1, 2015

Magneto is a victim of his own success as the House of M joins the madness that is Secret Wars.

Super Reads Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #2

Super Reads Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #2

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 31, 2015

Star-Lord and Shadowcat track down villainous mutants and eat pizza in wacky, twisted rom com style.

Square Enix Announces Release Date for the Release Date Announcement of Final Fantasy XV

Square Enix Announces Release Date for the Release Date Announcement of Final Fantasy XV

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on August 31, 2015

Yeah. Wrap your mind around that one, people.

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