Thursday, November 27, 2014 • Evening Edition • "Who invited Spektre?"

80 Year Old Man

Stanley Moore is an 80 year old man with hearing problems who really loves pulp heroes.
80 Year Old Man Excited for New Cullen Bunn Shadow Series From Dynamite

80 Year Old Man Excited for New Cullen Bunn Shadow Series From Dynamite

The youngest living fan of pulp heroes is overjoyed to learn that the Sixth Gun and Fearless Defenders scribe will take on one of his favorite characters.

80 Year Old Man Excited for Batman/Green Hornet Crossover by Kevin Smith

80 Year Old Man Excited for Batman/Green Hornet Crossover by Kevin Smith

The crossover event is sure to be a big hit with people born in the first half of the twentieth century.

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for Flash Gordon 80th Anniversary #1 Issue Relaunch

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for Flash Gordon 80th Anniversary #1 Issue Relaunch

We'd say that the Dynamite Universe will never be the same again, but most of their readers don't have the memory to notice the difference.

80 Year Old Man Cautiously Optimistic for Dark Horse/Dynamite Crossover The Shadow vs. Grendel

80 Year Old Man Cautiously Optimistic for Dark Horse/Dynamite Crossover The Shadow vs. Grendel

The octogenarian is worried there are too many crossovers in comics, but it's Dark Horse and Dynamite, so it will probably be worth it.

80 Year Old Man Upset to Learn Lone Ranger is John Carter Sized Bomb

80 Year Old Man Upset to Learn Lone Ranger is John Carter Sized Bomb

The Octogenarian was really looking forward to the movie based on the old timey radio show from the 1930s.

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for Two Recently Announced Dynamite Crossovers

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for Two Recently Announced Dynamite Crossovers

The octogenarian nearly spit out his mouthful of Moxie Cola he was drinking when he heard the news.

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for New Buck Rogers Series by Howard Chaykin

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for New Buck Rogers Series by Howard Chaykin

He only recently recovered from learning of IDW's Rocketeer/Spirit crossover.

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for IDW's Rocketeer/Spirit Crossover

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for IDW's Rocketeer/Spirit Crossover

The octogenarian was very pleased to read IDW's press release this morning in 24 point font on his Jitterbug smartphone.

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