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Agents of Shield

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is an upcoming American television series developed by Joss Whedon, in collaboration with Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen, based on the Marvel Comics organization S.H.I.E.L.D. and spun off the success of Avengers.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Hits New... High?!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Hits New... High?!

Wait a minute, that can't be right...


Sif Will Return to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Sif Will Return to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Could Be Worse

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Could Be Worse

An optimistic look at the beleaguered show's ratings performance.

'Avengers: Age of Ultron' TV Spot from 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

'Avengers: Age of Ultron' TV Spot from 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

No strings attached; this version is official and in in high definition.

Still A Reason To Watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. on 10/28?

Still A Reason To Watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. on 10/28?

More Avengers: Age of Ultron footage incoming?

Ratings Shocker: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Showrunners Mistake Television for Limbo Contest, Score New Series Low

Ratings Shocker: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Showrunners Mistake Television for Limbo Contest, Score New Series Low

The beleaguered show continues to break records, hitting a new all-time low in the ratings this week.


Watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., See The Avengers 2 Trailer!

Watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., See The Avengers 2 Trailer!

Will this help the ratings-starved series?

Walking Dead Premiere Beats Previous Records, Talking Dead Beats Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Walking Dead Premiere Beats Previous Records, Talking Dead Beats Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Another blow to the Marvel TV show's self-esteem as a show discussing The Walking Dead smashes SHIELD in the ratings.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Hits All Time Ratings Low, Schadenfreude Only Reason Show Still on the Air

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Hits All Time Ratings Low, Schadenfreude Only Reason Show Still on the Air

It's a new record for the beleaguered ABC television show, as even CW's The Flash kicked its ass.

Ratings Shocker: Half of SHIELD's Viewers This Week Reportedly Dogs Watching Television

Ratings Shocker: Half of SHIELD's Viewers This Week Reportedly Dogs Watching Television

It's a new low for the belaguered Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.


BREAKING: Agents of SHIELD's Ratings Still Mediocre, But Here's a Picture of Bobbi Morse To Make Up For It

BREAKING: Agents of SHIELD's Ratings Still Mediocre, But Here's a Picture of Bobbi Morse To Make Up For It

Numbers weren't great for last night's premiere, but hey, here's a picture of Bobbi Morse to make up for it!

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