Thursday, December 14, 2017 • Morning Edition • "We deal with the loons so you don't have to."

Ali v Batman v Superman

Ali Jaffery the Hunk has chosen to expose himself WB's newest film Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice once a day for 30 days. What does he hope to gain from it? We're not sure, but we're concerned for his health.
ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 11

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 11

I...oof. I watched it an eleventh time.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 10

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 10

A little girl behind us sighed during the fight scene and the whole audience lost their shit in sympathy.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 9

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 9

Batfleck, Bacne, My God...

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 8

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 8

Does Supermang kill?(!)?

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 7

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 7

Time for Lois Lane to pop in!

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 6

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 6

It is coming together.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 5

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 5

11 am showing with just me, myself, and two older randy men fondling each other in the back during the trailers.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 4

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 4

I am starting to see.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 3

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 3

12 People checked their phones, but I think I found something.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAY 2

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAY 2

More like 'Day Boo', yaknowwhatimsayin? hahaha :(

Ali V Batman V Superman: Day 1

Ali V Batman V Superman: Day 1

I've made a terrible mistake.

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