Tuesday, July 28, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "That smell was here before we went in."

Avengers

The Avengers is a team of superheroes, appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics.
Black Widow Gets Called

Black Widow Gets Called "Slut" By Captain America and Hawkeye, Widow Hanging Out With Daredevil Now

In an interview with Digital Spy, Captain America and Hawkeye referred to Black Widow as a "slut" and "whore."


VIDEO: Top Five Things You Can Ask Robert Downey Jr. in an Interview to Be a Dick

VIDEO: Top Five Things You Can Ask Robert Downey Jr. in an Interview to Be a Dick

Check out this British reporter doing a live rendition of a top five list!

Don’t Look For A Mark Ruffalo “Hulk” Movie Any Time Soon

Don’t Look For A Mark Ruffalo “Hulk” Movie Any Time Soon

And it’s not (ok, probably is) for the reason you think!

Behold… An 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Vision Character Poster

Behold… An 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Vision Character Poster

Well it's about time (note: not his butt).



Sorry, There's No Post-Credits Scene In 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron'

Sorry, There's No Post-Credits Scene In 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron'

Rumors of Captain Marvel having a pasta dinner with Howard the Duck to the tune of "Bella Notte" are false.

Look, It's Another Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

Look, It's Another Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

For those of you who were on the fence about seeing this movie.

Marvel Comics Previews For April 1

Marvel Comics Previews For April 1

Not an April Fools joke. Every preview is $3.99 or higher!


Two More Characters Revealed For The All-New, All-Different Avengers

Two More Characters Revealed For The All-New, All-Different Avengers

One's not *really* new, the other one… eesh.


Marvel Auditioning Teen-Agers To Play Spider-Man

Marvel Auditioning Teen-Agers To Play Spider-Man

Preferably an Islamic gay black female of Hispanic descent

Russo Brothers To Direct Both 'Avengers: Infinity War' Movies (Updated: Confirmed)

Russo Brothers To Direct Both 'Avengers: Infinity War' Movies (Updated: Confirmed)

Looks like a lot of war in the future for these brothers.


Ultron Won't Face Us In His 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Character Poster

Ultron Won't Face Us In His 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Character Poster

Like Vision, he apparently likes to show us his butt.


Move Over, Watchmen Toaster! Meet the Avengers Waffle Maker!

Move Over, Watchmen Toaster! Meet the Avengers Waffle Maker!

Make Hulk's fist a part of your balanced breakfast.

Marvel Comics Previews For March 11

Marvel Comics Previews For March 11

Previews of $3.99 titles from The House Of Ideas

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