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Double Take


BREAKING: Double Take Promotional Posters BANNED From NYCC for Obscenity

BREAKING: Double Take Promotional Posters BANNED From NYCC for Obscenity

In what is totally not a publicity stunt that we're willingly participating in, Double Take's posters were "flagged" for being "suggestive."

At Republican National Convention, Double Take's Jemas Vows to Make American Comics Great Again w/ 10 Trade Paperbacks

At Republican National Convention, Double Take's Jemas Vows to Make American Comics Great Again w/ 10 Trade Paperbacks

Jemas revealed the company's future publishing plans to delagates at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.

REPORT: Comics Industry Bucked Digital Cannibalization Trend By Cannibalizing Self Long Before Digital

REPORT: Comics Industry Bucked Digital Cannibalization Trend By Cannibalizing Self Long Before Digital

With so few readers to cannibalize, the comics industry couldn't possibly sink any lower!

Outhouse To Spoil All Ten Issues of Double Take Genesis IV Super Pack

Outhouse To Spoil All Ten Issues of Double Take Genesis IV Super Pack

All you have to do is back the Kickstarter, and we'll deliver your spoilers in June.

Fate of Universe Hangs in Balance, You Must Back Double Take Kickstarter Today

Fate of Universe Hangs in Balance, You Must Back Double Take Kickstarter Today

You have one last chance to save the world and save yourself, so head to Kickstarter and buy a Double Take Super Pack today!

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Things got out of control when Bill Jemas unleashed a zombie plague on the company for April Fools.

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

Everyone wanted to get their hands on Double Take's Genesis III Super Packs.

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

Double Take's Super Packs are one step closer to winning the Republican presidential nomination and control of The Outhouse.

Remote #3: Quality Increase, Lettering Lacking

Remote #3: Quality Increase, Lettering Lacking

While the story and artwork improve, some basics of comics stay stagnant.

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

Will voters support Bill Jemas's beloved Super Packs, or will the forces of establishment politics win again? The only ones who can DECIDE are U!

New Walking Dead Episode To Have A Shocking Twist!

New Walking Dead Episode To Have A Shocking Twist!

You'll do a Double Take when you discover this twist!

Obama Nominates Bill Jemas as New Supreme Court Judge

Obama Nominates Bill Jemas as New Supreme Court Judge

Jemas is interested in the Judge role, there may have been some confusion.

Celebrate This Valentines Day With Double Take's #JemasTines

Celebrate This Valentines Day With Double Take's #JemasTines

Because we really needed an excuse to publish all these images we made for Twitter.

New Hampshire Primaries Bring Most Important Contest in American History to Forefront of Nation: U-DECIDE-2

New Hampshire Primaries Bring Most Important Contest in American History to Forefront of Nation: U-DECIDE-2

Learn how you can do your part to ensure the future of America, starting TONIGHT!

Groundhog Day to Determine Fate of Failing Comic Book Industry

Groundhog Day to Determine Fate of Failing Comic Book Industry

We'll either have three more weeks before total collapse, or one more year.

BREAKING: Bill Jemas Donates $15 to Ross Perot Campaign

BREAKING: Bill Jemas Donates $15 to Ross Perot Campaign

Editors at Double Take showed even more apathy toward their leader's donation than Marvel editors.

Double Take Print Deadline in Jeopardy as Oregon Militia Standoff Continues

Double Take Print Deadline in Jeopardy as Oregon Militia Standoff Continues

The company relies on paper produced from trees from the wildlife refuge.

TRAILER: Zombie Invasion in Full Swing in Double Take Third Issues, Out Next Month

TRAILER: Zombie Invasion in Full Swing in Double Take Third Issues, Out Next Month

Also, Double Take is really beginning to stretch the limits of the definition of "Genesis."

President Addresses Important Topics in Historic State of the Union

President Addresses Important Topics in Historic State of the Union

President Obama talked about the major issues facing the country in his speech in Washington last night, and laid out a plan for the future.

Outhouse Announces Advertising Partner Bill Jemas as 2015 Comic Book Industrialist of the Year

Outhouse Announces Advertising Partner Bill Jemas as 2015 Comic Book Industrialist of the Year

The award is still more legitimate than Bleeding Cool's power list.

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