Thursday, September 21, 2017 • Morning Edition • "Still Kardashian free!"

Durnkin Reveewz


Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #10

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #10

So concludes the latest Marvel event. Not with a bang, but a whimper and a thankful sigh of mediocracy.

Durnkin Reveewz: Nova #7

Durnkin Reveewz: Nova #7

A poignant finale that hit all the right notes.

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #3

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #3

Huh, even Nova in this cover wants out of this comic.

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #956

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #956

So much wasted potential with this ending. So much booze cosumed to think what could have been.

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #955 & Action Comics #978

Durnkin Reveewz: Detective Comics #955 & Action Comics #978

Only fair that I'm given some peace and joy before I'm forced to read things that shouldn't be read by normal people.

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom #6

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom #6

Two reviews this week. Two bottles of rum will be needed.

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #0

Durnkin Reveewz: Secret Empire #0

The secret isn't how badly the issue was. It's just how much I don't care at this point anymore.

Durnkin Reveewz: Inhumans vs. X-Men #6

Durnkin Reveewz: Inhumans vs. X-Men #6

You know, this entire event reminds me of Aspen. It all went downhill!

Durnkin Reveewz: Spider-Woman #16 & Amazing Spider-Man #24

Durnkin Reveewz: Spider-Woman #16 & Amazing Spider-Man #24

I finally figured out what's wrong with Marvel Comics these days. You have to actually read them.

Durnkin Reveewz: The Clone Conspiracy #5

Durnkin Reveewz: The Clone Conspiracy #5

You know some things improve with age. This story won't.

Durnkin Reveewz: Action Comics #973, Supergirl #6, & Detective Comics #950

Durnkin Reveewz: Action Comics #973, Supergirl #6, & Detective Comics #950

Da hell? How is it suddenly every single character I enjoy in DC Comics is in a DC Comic this week?

Durnkin Reveewz: All-New X-Men #18

Durnkin Reveewz: All-New X-Men #18

You know how I know there must be life after death? Because I just put this comic down!

Durnkin Reveewz: Nova #2

Durnkin Reveewz: Nova #2

Hey, it's a Marvel comic that doesn't suck! Why the heck are we not talking about this comic more?! Oh right, Sam is this picture here is like a Marvel reader: swimming in shit to find that rare gem of a comic.

Durnkin Reveewz: Civil War II #8

Durnkin Reveewz: Civil War II #8

Captain America's reaction in this article's image best summarizes Zechs' face in reading this very comic.

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom #2, Batman #13, & Amazing Spider-Man #22

Durnkin Reveewz: Venom #2, Batman #13, & Amazing Spider-Man #22

Given that this is the holiday season, Zechs decided to give you the gift of his misery.

Durnkin Reveewz: Inhumans vs. X-Men #0

Durnkin Reveewz: Inhumans vs. X-Men #0

If last week's prelude wasn't enough, how about ANOTHER PRELUDE?!

Durnkin Reveewz: Death of X #4

Durnkin Reveewz: Death of X #4

An entire year of waiting and these are the answers we get?!

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