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Fantastic Four


Toby Kebbell Some Kind of Immortal Necromancer; Joins Cast of Kong: Skull Island Despite Fant4stic Disaster

Toby Kebbell Some Kind of Immortal Necromancer; Joins Cast of Kong: Skull Island Despite Fant4stic Disaster

Only dark magickal powers could keep Kebbell's career alive after that epic bomb.

Super Hero Speak - #118: Lord of the Drinks

Super Hero Speak - #118: Lord of the Drinks

Ben and Dave get very worried about John and his lack of drinking

Report: No One on Comic Book Podcast Remembered to See Movie Being Discussed.

Report: No One on Comic Book Podcast Remembered to See Movie Being Discussed.

Area hosts of Comic Slammers, a weekly podcast dedicated to discussing comic books, industry news, and super hero movies, were dismayed this week to realize that yet again, no one on the podcast had seen the assigned movie.

Hugh Jackman Promises Berserker Rage in Wolverine 3 After Seeing Fantastic Four

Hugh Jackman Promises Berserker Rage in Wolverine 3 After Seeing Fantastic Four

Jackman's final outing as the blood-crazed mutant will be the latest maneuver in Fox's campaign to blame Trank for the terrible reboot.

Super Reads Secret Wars #5

Super Reads Secret Wars #5

A private funeral, a meeting between old friends, and a daughter who just can't listen to a father's request.

Outhousers Exclusive!  The Unpublished Letters of George R.R. Martin!

Outhousers Exclusive! The Unpublished Letters of George R.R. Martin!

A crucial piece of geek history has been uncovered by our crack team of investigative reporters. Read on to see previously undiscovered letters by a young George R. Martin in his formative years!

Porn Director Considering Saving Fantastic Four Franchise

Porn Director Considering Saving Fantastic Four Franchise

He couldn't do a worse job than Fox did.

Fans So Terrified of Fox's 'Fantastic Four' They Have Made a Petition Demanding They Give the Rights Back to Marvel

Fans So Terrified of Fox's 'Fantastic Four' They Have Made a Petition Demanding They Give the Rights Back to Marvel

You knew someone was gonna make a Change.Org petition about this subject. Funny thing is, the petition has over 25,000 signatures and counting.

'Fantastic Four' Becomes Entertaining At Last - The Blame Game

'Fantastic Four' Becomes Entertaining At Last - The Blame Game

You know at it's almost sad at this point - we're not even making things up to make fun of Fantastic Four.


Report: Mars Curiosity Rover Captures Photo of Woman Who Liked Fantastic Four

Report: Mars Curiosity Rover Captures Photo of Woman Who Liked Fantastic Four

While NASA scientists accept the possibility that alien life may exist, they refute claims that even aliens would enjoy such a terrible movie.

Super Reads Ultimate End #4

Super Reads Ultimate End #4

We are definitely leading up the end... of something...

Fox Determined to Ruin

Fox Determined to Ruin "Their" Marvel Universe

Fox decides to hurt comic fans more, be more spiteful against Disney, probably sew Deadpool's mouth shut a second time, and utterly turn a blind eye to the cinematic disaster it unleashed this past weekend.

'Fantastic Four' Not So Fantastic at This Week's Box Office

'Fantastic Four' Not So Fantastic at This Week's Box Office

The movie made only $26.2 million dollars and came in second to last week's winner Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation. You might say the movie is- DOOMED.

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

The studio is in full damage control mode and looking to find out what went wrong. We've been lucky enough to find ourselves a copy of this survey.

Marvel Comics Previews For August 12

Marvel Comics Previews For August 12

Previews of five $3.99 titles

Rob Liefeld Only Person on Planet Who Likes Fantastic Four

Rob Liefeld Only Person on Planet Who Likes Fantastic Four

Liefeld has been defending the movie on Twitter against haters, and we can't look away.

Fantastic Four (2015): The Video Review

Fantastic Four (2015): The Video Review

This is a video review of three people who dared to go see this movie. Honor the great sacrifice they've performed for your entertainment by reading it. Don't let their sacrifice be in vain.

Even Josh Trank Thinks His Fantastic Four Sucks

Even Josh Trank Thinks His Fantastic Four Sucks

The director blamed Fox for ruining the movie.

Fox to Drop Giant Bomb On 70th Anniversary of Hiroshima

Fox to Drop Giant Bomb On 70th Anniversary of Hiroshima

Not since the culturally insensitive redesign of Rai’s costume by Valiant has the normally geek-friendly nation of Japan been this upset.

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