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NYCC: Super Hero Speak - #126: No Ordinary Commish

NYCC: Super Hero Speak - #126: No Ordinary Commish

The guys from Super Hero Speak talk TV Premiers and NYCC 2015!

Gambit Movie Loses Rupert Wyatt; Channing Tatum's Abs to Direct Instead

Gambit Movie Loses Rupert Wyatt; Channing Tatum's Abs to Direct Instead

It didn't take the studio long to find a replacement.

Super Hero Speak - #122: Gothamic

Super Hero Speak - #122: Gothamic

This week the guys of Super Hero Speak talk the up coming TV season

Beligerent Fantastic Four Writer/Producer Still Determined to Make Sequel

Beligerent Fantastic Four Writer/Producer Still Determined to Make Sequel

Simon Kinberg still wants to inflict a second Fantastic Four movie on American cinema.

Leaked Photo of Apocalypse from 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Confirms Hell has Frozen Over and Fox is Listening to Fans

Leaked Photo of Apocalypse from 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Confirms Hell has Frozen Over and Fox is Listening to Fans

There's a new picture supposedly of Oscar Issac's Apocalypse making the rounds and making hell itself reach a cold temperature of 60 degrees.

After 13 Years, Firefly Revival Finally Happening!!!

After 13 Years, Firefly Revival Finally Happening!!!

Rejoice, Firebronies! Your salvation is at hand!

Toby Kebbell Some Kind of Immortal Necromancer; Joins Cast of Kong: Skull Island Despite Fant4stic Disaster

Toby Kebbell Some Kind of Immortal Necromancer; Joins Cast of Kong: Skull Island Despite Fant4stic Disaster

Only dark magickal powers could keep Kebbell's career alive after that epic bomb.

Is Shawn Ashmore the Only Person on the Planet Clamoring for Iceman Solo Movie?

Is Shawn Ashmore the Only Person on the Planet Clamoring for Iceman Solo Movie?

Well, headlines can be a little misleading, and want is a strong word.

Hugh Jackman Promises Berserker Rage in Wolverine 3 After Seeing Fantastic Four

Hugh Jackman Promises Berserker Rage in Wolverine 3 After Seeing Fantastic Four

Jackman's final outing as the blood-crazed mutant will be the latest maneuver in Fox's campaign to blame Trank for the terrible reboot.

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Reboot to Be Female-Centric, Go Back to Roots

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Reboot to Be Female-Centric, Go Back to Roots

In a post-Fantastic Four world, the first movie doesn't seem so bad, does it?

Porn Director Considering Saving Fantastic Four Franchise

Porn Director Considering Saving Fantastic Four Franchise

He couldn't do a worse job than Fox did.

Fans So Terrified of Fox's 'Fantastic Four' They Have Made a Petition Demanding They Give the Rights Back to Marvel

Fans So Terrified of Fox's 'Fantastic Four' They Have Made a Petition Demanding They Give the Rights Back to Marvel

You knew someone was gonna make a Change.Org petition about this subject. Funny thing is, the petition has over 25,000 signatures and counting.

'Fantastic Four' Becomes Entertaining At Last - The Blame Game

'Fantastic Four' Becomes Entertaining At Last - The Blame Game

You know at it's almost sad at this point - we're not even making things up to make fun of Fantastic Four.

Report: Mars Curiosity Rover Captures Photo of Woman Who Liked Fantastic Four

Report: Mars Curiosity Rover Captures Photo of Woman Who Liked Fantastic Four

While NASA scientists accept the possibility that alien life may exist, they refute claims that even aliens would enjoy such a terrible movie.

Like Rat Fleeing Sinking Ship, Mark Millar Moves Nemesis From Fox to Warner Bros

Like Rat Fleeing Sinking Ship, Mark Millar Moves Nemesis From Fox to Warner Bros

That's a bad sign, as Mark Millar will make a movie pretty much anywhere.

Fox Determined to Ruin

Fox Determined to Ruin "Their" Marvel Universe

Fox decides to hurt comic fans more, be more spiteful against Disney, probably sew Deadpool's mouth shut a second time, and utterly turn a blind eye to the cinematic disaster it unleashed this past weekend.

'Fantastic Four' Not So Fantastic at This Week's Box Office

'Fantastic Four' Not So Fantastic at This Week's Box Office

The movie made only $26.2 million dollars and came in second to last week's winner Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation. You might say the movie is- DOOMED.

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

The studio is in full damage control mode and looking to find out what went wrong. We've been lucky enough to find ourselves a copy of this survey.

Rob Liefeld Only Person on Planet Who Likes Fantastic Four

Rob Liefeld Only Person on Planet Who Likes Fantastic Four

Liefeld has been defending the movie on Twitter against haters, and we can't look away.

Fantastic Four (2015): The Video Review

Fantastic Four (2015): The Video Review

This is a video review of three people who dared to go see this movie. Honor the great sacrifice they've performed for your entertainment by reading it. Don't let their sacrifice be in vain.

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