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Game of Thrones

Television show based on the GRR Martin fantasy series: A Song of Ice and Fire.
According to Blog Post, GRRM Has Written Nothing for Winds of Winter But Descriptions of Food

According to Blog Post, GRRM Has Written Nothing for Winds of Winter But Descriptions of Food

So the book is only 75% finished and won't come out before the next season of Game of Thrones.

Jon Snow Returns in Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser!!!

Jon Snow Returns in Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser!!!

...via previous scenes of his death that reveal nothing about whether or not he will return in the new season.

Game of Thrones Coloring Book Almost Complete

Game of Thrones Coloring Book Almost Complete

Because nothing says "tale of incestuous rape and violence" like crayons.

Nation's Top Doctors Vow to Keep George R.R. Martin Alive Until Completion of Final 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Novels.

Nation's Top Doctors Vow to Keep George R.R. Martin Alive Until Completion of Final 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Novels.

No expense will be spared to ensure that George R.R. Martin lives until the completion of his monumental fantasy series.

Outhousers Exclusive!  The Unpublished Letters of George R.R. Martin!

Outhousers Exclusive! The Unpublished Letters of George R.R. Martin!

A crucial piece of geek history has been uncovered by our crack team of investigative reporters. Read on to see previously undiscovered letters by a young George R. Martin in his formative years!

 'The Winds of Winter' Further Delayed as George R.R. Martin Abruptly Killed by Sharknado

'The Winds of Winter' Further Delayed as George R.R. Martin Abruptly Killed by Sharknado

The author was tragically killed Wednesday in a freak accident after being caught up in a Sharknado.

George R. R. Martin Criticizes Marvel Movie Villains:

George R. R. Martin Criticizes Marvel Movie Villains: "Where's the Rape?!"

The Game of Thrones scribe was unable to understand how a character could be made a villain by any other means.

Fans Who Haven't Torrented Game of Thrones Season Finale Yet Outraged by Spoilers on Website

Fans Who Haven't Torrented Game of Thrones Season Finale Yet Outraged by Spoilers on Website

If you haven't torrented the show yet, you probably shouldn't read this article.


Comic Reflections #205 of Conan and Kirby Monsters

Comic Reflections #205 of Conan and Kirby Monsters

Comic Reflections appears three times each week, dedicated to talk about the Silver and Bronze Ages! On this episode, Jeff and I discuss Conan the Barbarian #71,105,215, Creatures on the Loose #13.

Comic Reflections #202 Conan: kicking all of the asses, all of the time

Comic Reflections #202 Conan: kicking all of the asses, all of the time

Comic Reflections appears three times each week, dedicated to talk about the Silver and Bronze Ages! On this episode, Jeff and I discuss Conan the Barbarian #10,33,47,57

Game of Thrones- Hardhome

Game of Thrones- Hardhome

The Walking Dead: Antarctica Edition

Game of Thrones- Kill the Boy

Game of Thrones- Kill the Boy

Grammar shall prevail!


Game of Thrones- High Sparrow

Game of Thrones- High Sparrow

In this episodes: everyone tries to play games against each other to win glory and sit on a throne... wait... I think I just figured out the show title!

Game of Thrones- The Wars to Come

Game of Thrones- The Wars to Come

The Future is Shit -Tyrion Lannister, Graduate Student

To Further Goal of Releasing Winds of Winter by 2016, George R. R. Martin to Develop New HBO TV Show

To Further Goal of Releasing Winds of Winter by 2016, George R. R. Martin to Develop New HBO TV Show

His lateness has also created an opportunity for a big surprise in the books.

George R. R. Martin Abducted by Aliens, Replaced with Productive Doppelganger

George R. R. Martin Abducted by Aliens, Replaced with Productive Doppelganger

It's been a thoroughly depressing news week so far. Could we finally be getting something good?

In Odd Display of Parallelism, No One Sure When Game of Thrones TV Show Will End Either

In Odd Display of Parallelism, No One Sure When Game of Thrones TV Show Will End Either

The show may go for seven seasons or ten seasons, and may or may not include a movie.

REPORT: George RR Martin Evilly Laughs for Full Two Minutes At Panera

REPORT: George RR Martin Evilly Laughs for Full Two Minutes At Panera

An employee had reportedly told the popular fantasy writer who his favorite Game of Thrones character was.

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