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Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy is an upcoming American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name.

Marvel Comics Previews For November 12

Marvel Comics Previews For November 12

New #1s. New(ish) attitudes. New(ish) heroes. More variant covers than interior pages. It's Marvel NOW!

Take A Look At More Rocket And Groot Variant Covers

Take A Look At More Rocket And Groot Variant Covers

Especially appealing to furries and those who like wood.

Marvel Studios Announces Phase 3 Films

Marvel Studios Announces Phase 3 Films

More than just the Dr. Strange announcement… much more


Marvel Intern Exhausted After Hand-Writing Inserts for New Cassette Tape Version of Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack

Marvel Intern Exhausted After Hand-Writing Inserts for New Cassette Tape Version of Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack

Also, yes, there is going to be a cassette tape version of the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack.

Power Hungry James Gunn Delivers Guardians of the Galaxy Ultimatum

Power Hungry James Gunn Delivers Guardians of the Galaxy Ultimatum

The director refuses to include Carl Douglas's Kung Fu Fighting on the soundtrack to the sequel.

NYCC: Officially Licensed Dancing Groot, in Time for Xmas, $14.99

NYCC: Officially Licensed Dancing Groot, in Time for Xmas, $14.99

The most un-shocking news to come out of the convention!

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Animated Series Coming in 2015!!

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Animated Series Coming in 2015!!

The animated series is fully confirmed now, being "Phase 2" of Marvel's Animated series. Wait they're doing everything in phases now?

Want To See An Avengers 2 Preview? Buy Guardians Of The Galaxy! (Update)

Want To See An Avengers 2 Preview? Buy Guardians Of The Galaxy! (Update)

Or I guess you could just keep checking the internet, but still…

Marvel Comics Previews For October 8

Marvel Comics Previews For October 8

Amazing Spider-Man #7, Rocket Raccoon #4, Captain Marvel #8, Savage Hulk #5, Avengers & X-Men: Axis #1

How Tone Deaf Can You Be? Marvel Hires Nicole Perlman To Write Gamora Comic

How Tone Deaf Can You Be? Marvel Hires Nicole Perlman To Write Gamora Comic

It’s just one more example of comics not understanding their audience.

Marvel Comics Previews For October 1

Marvel Comics Previews For October 1

Fantastic Four Annual #1, Edge Of Spider-Verse #4, Death Of Wolverine #3, Guardians 3000 #1, Black Widow #11, Silver Surfer #6


Hours After Texting Promotion Begins, Guardians of the Galaxy's Groot Involved in Lurid Sext Scandal

Hours After Texting Promotion Begins, Guardians of the Galaxy's Groot Involved in Lurid Sext Scandal

If technology exists, humans (and aliens) will use it to send pictures of their genitals to each other.

Guardians of the Galaxy Crosses $300M, Offers Last Opportunity to Get Hits for Guardians of the Galaxy Before Blu Ray Release

Guardians of the Galaxy Crosses $300M, Offers Last Opportunity to Get Hits for Guardians of the Galaxy Before Blu Ray Release

The comics media gets one last weekend of pageviews for Guardians of the Galaxy as the film crosses another milestone.


Would Al Pacino Join the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Cast?!

Would Al Pacino Join the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Cast?!

If the situation were to hypothetically arise where Pacino was hypothetically offered a part in a hypothetical film, he would hypothetically say yes.

Gunn 'Excited' To Include Females In Future Films, Just Not Captain Marvel

Gunn 'Excited' To Include Females In Future Films, Just Not Captain Marvel

This, and other tidbits from his appearance at Dragon Con.

Bendis Reveals Portland Comics Scene's Source of Creative Juju, Steals Idea from Six Year Old

Bendis Reveals Portland Comics Scene's Source of Creative Juju, Steals Idea from Six Year Old

"It was like taking candy from a child slightly older than a baby," the Guardians of the Galaxy scribe reportedly said.

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