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Nick Loves Hillary


Nick Spencer's Punchy-Kicky Superhero Comics Too High-Brow for Average Reader

Nick Spencer's Punchy-Kicky Superhero Comics Too High-Brow for Average Reader

At some point, you have to consider that the problem might actually be you.

REVEALED: Comic Book Writer's Tweets Are Dems' Secret Weapon to Win Election

REVEALED: Comic Book Writer's Tweets Are Dems' Secret Weapon to Win Election

Marvel Comics scribe Nick Spencer may singlehandedly decide the election with his Twitter account.

SDCC: Nick Spencer's

SDCC: Nick Spencer's "The Oath" Will Ask Readers to Pledge to Vote for Hillary Clinton

Captain America will set aside his Hydra beliefs to do the right thing and convince Tony and Carol to vote for Hillary, and Spencer hopes you'll do the same.

REPORT: Nick Spencer Catatonic After Valiant Secures Clinton Cameo

REPORT: Nick Spencer Catatonic After Valiant Secures Clinton Cameo

The political commentator and part time Marvel Comics writer was shocked and saddened that his beloved Hillary chose a different comic company to appear in.

REPORT: Clinton Campaign Concerned With Spencer's Captain America Twist (SPOILERS)

REPORT: Clinton Campaign Concerned With Spencer's Captain America Twist (SPOILERS)

Since the controversial comic book reveal, Nick Spencer has spent too much time tweeting about comics and not enough tweeting about Hillary.

Marvel Prepares Electro-Shock Machine for Thursday Fan Q&A With Clinton Proxy Nick Spencer

Marvel Prepares Electro-Shock Machine for Thursday Fan Q&A With Clinton Proxy Nick Spencer

Spencer will receive a high voltage shock whenever he tries to veer the conversation away from Captain America and into the democratic presidential primary.

REPORT: Satisfied Nick Spencer Slept for Two and a Half Hours Last Night After Hillary's Primary Wins

REPORT: Satisfied Nick Spencer Slept for Two and a Half Hours Last Night After Hillary's Primary Wins

It's the most Spencer has slept in a single span since Hillary Clinton first announced her candidacy in April of 2015.

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

The writer of three Marvel books has stopped eating, sleeping, and blinking as he dedicates literally all of his free time to Hillary Clinton tweets.

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