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DC Comics Defeats Valencia in Greatest American Soccer Victory of All Time

DC Comics Defeats Valencia in Greatest American Soccer Victory of All Time

The Valencia soccer team will not use its new logo after legal threats from DC Comics.

Fox's Fantastic Four Script Possibly Leaks, Causes Countless Deaths from Stupidity

Fox's Fantastic Four Script Possibly Leaks, Causes Countless Deaths from Stupidity

Yesterday, an alleged script to Fox's Fantastic Four found its way onto the net, resulting in a death toll in the thousands and growing.

Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

A new scientific study by doctor/Amazing Spider-Man writer Dan Slott has shown that if you put just enough fan's tears in a tub and bathe in them they can prolong one's life.

NYCC End Times Shocker: DC Announces Comic Based on Video Game Based on Comic

NYCC End Times Shocker: DC Announces Comic Based on Video Game Based on Comic

As DC announces its first Vertigo digital-first comic, Fables: A Wolf Among Us, the world prepares for the end of the universe.

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

The announcement of a new Army of Darkness series reveals an evil plot to replace the industry, and eventually the human race, with Cullen Bunns.

College Degrees About to Become Even More Worthless as University Offers Class on Comic Book Movies

College Degrees About to Become Even More Worthless as University Offers Class on Comic Book Movies

We're not saying we don't enjoy comic book movies, we're just not sure how they'll help you get a job when you're done accruing massive student debt.

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Editor in Chief Bob Harras had to have an ice bucket pried off his head with the jaws of life after participating in the viral stunt.

Abandon Ship! Robert Orci Leaves Amazing Spider-Man Franchise

Abandon Ship! Robert Orci Leaves Amazing Spider-Man Franchise

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 writer has left the franchise, which may now be in a rapid free fall to cinematic limbo.

Archie Continues Grand Tradition of Relaunching Red Circle Superhero Line

Archie Continues Grand Tradition of Relaunching Red Circle Superhero Line

The new line will be called Dark Circle... FOR NOW!

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

The baby variants are in danger of destroying the comics ecosystem according to one top scientist.

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

A new movie poster for Guardians of the Galaxy does not reveal Zoe Saldana's posterior.

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

The eighty year old comedienne infuriated everyone this week by refusing to apologize for a tasteless joke.

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

Fans were turned off to comic books after experiencing true art in the form of George W Bush's portraits of world leaders.

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions of twenty and thirty somethings have had their childhoods retroactively ruined by a new movie trailer, sending the world to the edge of collapse.

DC 75th Anniversary Batman Logo Mistaken for Fine Art, Taken to Museum

DC 75th Anniversary Batman Logo Mistaken for Fine Art, Taken to Museum

The logo, a Bat symbol with a '75' slapped on it, will be on display at The Louvre next month.

Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Fans report vaguely recalling a series by this name from long, long ago, but can't quite put their finger on it.

EXCLUSIVE: Marvel.com Nabs EXCLUSIVE on Own Announcement of Glenn Talbot Casting in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

EXCLUSIVE: Marvel.com Nabs EXCLUSIVE on Own Announcement of Glenn Talbot Casting in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

The website's dedication to being Marvel's actual own website has finally paid off with an EXCLUSIVE casting announcement.

Arizona Mutants Thrilled To No Longer Have To Serve Flatscans

Arizona Mutants Thrilled To No Longer Have To Serve Flatscans

A new law would make it legal for mutant run businesses to refuse to serve humans.

Can Jim Starlin and Ron Lim Recapture Infinity Gauntlet Magic on New Thanos Annual?

Can Jim Starlin and Ron Lim Recapture Infinity Gauntlet Magic on New Thanos Annual?

Like all reunions, sequels, and revivals twenty-five years after the original: yes!


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