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REPORT: Laryngitis Outbreak Rocks Wrestlemania Crowd

REPORT: Laryngitis Outbreak Rocks Wrestlemania Crowd

The sudden spread of infection led to strangely low crowd noise during the most important parts of the pro wrestling event.

Bleeding Cool Demonstrates Total Lack of Understanding of All-New All-Different Marvel Universe

Bleeding Cool Demonstrates Total Lack of Understanding of All-New All-Different Marvel Universe

Lead rumormonger Rich Johnston made a complete fool of himself while attempting challenge "The Great One" Brian Bendis on England's geography.

REPORT: Over 30 Titles Delayed Due to Twitter Updates

REPORT: Over 30 Titles Delayed Due to Twitter Updates

Guess that means we'll have to wait even longer for Image United.

Comics Variant Virus Has Mutated, Now Infecting Regular Magazines

Comics Variant Virus Has Mutated, Now Infecting Regular Magazines

A special Jim Lee subscribers only variant for Empire Magazine has been revealed, sending the medical community into a panic!

Great News for Fans of Nothing Ever Changing: Steve Rogers will be Back as Captain America Soon!

Great News for Fans of Nothing Ever Changing: Steve Rogers will be Back as Captain America Soon!

Character progression be damned, Steve Rogers will return to the costume following Avengers Standoff!

Snyder Blows Wad Early, Publishes

Snyder Blows Wad Early, Publishes "Culmination" Story Before Landmark 50th Issue

The latest interview on Newsarama with the Batman creative team reveals a grave error on the part of writer Scott Snyder.

Archaeologists Stunned to Discover Ancient Artifact in Comic Book Stores Around Country

Archaeologists Stunned to Discover Ancient Artifact in Comic Book Stores Around Country

A team of researchers uncovered a comic book called "Secret Wars #9" in multiple retail stores today.

REPORT: Man Attempts to Shut Down Internet in Order to Avoid Star Wars Spoilers

REPORT: Man Attempts to Shut Down Internet in Order to Avoid Star Wars Spoilers

One man has gone to extreme lengths to avoid spoilers this weekend.

Thanksgiving Turkey Stuck on Head of DC Editor in Chief Starting to Stink, Says Co-workers

Thanksgiving Turkey Stuck on Head of DC Editor in Chief Starting to Stink, Says Co-workers

DC Comics staff are in revolt due to a holiday accident involving Bob Harras.


Scientists Discover Black Hole on Earth While Studying Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings

Scientists Discover Black Hole on Earth While Studying Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings

The show's underwhelming performance is all that stands between the human race and total destruction!

Big Bang Theory Star Apologizes for Feminism Comments She Didn't Make Yet

Big Bang Theory Star Apologizes for Feminism Comments She Didn't Make Yet

The comments will appear in a February magazine article that hits stores tomorrow.


DC Comics Defeats Valencia in Greatest American Soccer Victory of All Time

DC Comics Defeats Valencia in Greatest American Soccer Victory of All Time

The Valencia soccer team will not use its new logo after legal threats from DC Comics.

Fox's Fantastic Four Script Possibly Leaks, Causes Countless Deaths from Stupidity

Fox's Fantastic Four Script Possibly Leaks, Causes Countless Deaths from Stupidity

Yesterday, an alleged script to Fox's Fantastic Four found its way onto the net, resulting in a death toll in the thousands and growing.

Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

A new scientific study by doctor/Amazing Spider-Man writer Dan Slott has shown that if you put just enough fan's tears in a tub and bathe in them they can prolong one's life.

NYCC End Times Shocker: DC Announces Comic Based on Video Game Based on Comic

NYCC End Times Shocker: DC Announces Comic Based on Video Game Based on Comic

As DC announces its first Vertigo digital-first comic, Fables: A Wolf Among Us, the world prepares for the end of the universe.

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

The announcement of a new Army of Darkness series reveals an evil plot to replace the industry, and eventually the human race, with Cullen Bunns.

College Degrees About to Become Even More Worthless as University Offers Class on Comic Book Movies

College Degrees About to Become Even More Worthless as University Offers Class on Comic Book Movies

We're not saying we don't enjoy comic book movies, we're just not sure how they'll help you get a job when you're done accruing massive student debt.

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Editor in Chief Bob Harras had to have an ice bucket pried off his head with the jaws of life after participating in the viral stunt.

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