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Marvel Releases 20 Second Guardians of the Galaxy Teaser as Alternative to Watching Jimmy Kimmel

Marvel Releases 20 Second Guardians of the Galaxy Teaser as Alternative to Watching Jimmy Kimmel

Many fans were torn between wanting to watch the trailer and putting up with Jimmy Kimmel's patented "So unfunny I want to kill myself" brand of humor.

Gal Gadot Now Officially Too Buff to Play Wonder Woman

Gal Gadot Now Officially Too Buff to Play Wonder Woman

The actress has been hitting the weights too hard, changing sexist fan complaints from "not buff enough" to "way too buff."

Marvel Planning 'Deadly' Hands of Kung Fu Comic that Kills Anyone Who Reads It

Marvel Planning 'Deadly' Hands of Kung Fu Comic that Kills Anyone Who Reads It

Have you ever seen The Ring? It's like that, but a comic book.

First Look at Avengers Undercover Reveals Series Could be Step Backward for Marvel's Teen Heroes

First Look at Avengers Undercover Reveals Series Could be Step Backward for Marvel's Teen Heroes

The new series promises to turn one teen hero into a villain, provoking far milder outrage than promising to wantonly kill them did.

Comics Creators Arrested, Thrown in Gulag for New BOOM! Studios Series 'Evil Empire'

Comics Creators Arrested, Thrown in Gulag for New BOOM! Studios Series 'Evil Empire'

You probably shouldn't even read this press release. Just delete this from your browser history and walk away.

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

Residents of the city aren't happy with the hero's new look.

Outrage Erupts Again Over Last Night's Big Bang Theory

Outrage Erupts Again Over Last Night's Big Bang Theory

Media watchdogs upset over show's portrayal of James Earl Jones, tea parties.

Ridiculous Marvel Cataclysm Press Release Causes Bloggers to Question Reality

Ridiculous Marvel Cataclysm Press Release Causes Bloggers to Question Reality

The press release is so ridiculous, it has to be self-aware meta-humor.

Outhouse Declares January 30th Top Five Day

Outhouse Declares January 30th Top Five Day

The Outhouse, swayed by Bleeding Cool's persuasive Top Five List, promises to make every article a Top Five article for the day.


Controversy Erupts Over Depiction of Wonder Woman's Body in Upcoming Movie

Controversy Erupts Over Depiction of Wonder Woman's Body in Upcoming Movie

Critics decried the portrayal as "too flat and blocky".

Justice League Canada Renamed Justice League United After Poor Testing with Mooses

Justice League Canada Renamed Justice League United After Poor Testing with Mooses

This article does not feature a comment from crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford, but we figured we'd put his name here for some cheap Gawker hits.

Aquaman to Get Second Ongoing Series, Industry Collapse Imminent

Aquaman to Get Second Ongoing Series, Industry Collapse Imminent

The industry is poised to finally end after DC announced a second ongoing series featuring the man who talks to fish.

Get a First Look at X-Force #1... While You Still Can!

Get a First Look at X-Force #1... While You Still Can!

Hurry up and check out this unlettered preview before the series is rebooted and relaunched with a new #1 issue!


Painful Death Linked to Not Buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising

Painful Death Linked to Not Buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising

A recently concluded study claims to conclusively link not buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising to death by exploding genitalia and other horrific methods.


Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

The beleaguered actor's plagiarism, if left unchecked, could threaten the very fabric of reality.

 Comics Media Mourns Casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sandman Movie

Comics Media Mourns Casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sandman Movie

It's the end of an era as reporters will need to find another actor to speculate about being cast in every single comic book movie ever.

Comics Sales Dip in November; Industry Panics

Comics Sales Dip in November; Industry Panics

Sales in November were down 18% from the previous month and 1% from November of last year! AAIIIIEEEEE!

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