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DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Editor in Chief Bob Harras had to have an ice bucket pried off his head with the jaws of life after participating in the viral stunt.

Abandon Ship! Robert Orci Leaves Amazing Spider-Man Franchise

Abandon Ship! Robert Orci Leaves Amazing Spider-Man Franchise

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 writer has left the franchise, which may now be in a rapid free fall to cinematic limbo.

Archie Continues Grand Tradition of Relaunching Red Circle Superhero Line

Archie Continues Grand Tradition of Relaunching Red Circle Superhero Line

The new line will be called Dark Circle... FOR NOW!

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

The baby variants are in danger of destroying the comics ecosystem according to one top scientist.

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

A new movie poster for Guardians of the Galaxy does not reveal Zoe Saldana's posterior.

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

The eighty year old comedienne infuriated everyone this week by refusing to apologize for a tasteless joke.

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

Fans were turned off to comic books after experiencing true art in the form of George W Bush's portraits of world leaders.

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions of twenty and thirty somethings have had their childhoods retroactively ruined by a new movie trailer, sending the world to the edge of collapse.

DC 75th Anniversary Batman Logo Mistaken for Fine Art, Taken to Museum

DC 75th Anniversary Batman Logo Mistaken for Fine Art, Taken to Museum

The logo, a Bat symbol with a '75' slapped on it, will be on display at The Louvre next month.

Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Fans report vaguely recalling a series by this name from long, long ago, but can't quite put their finger on it.

EXCLUSIVE: Marvel.com Nabs EXCLUSIVE on Own Announcement of Glenn Talbot Casting in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

EXCLUSIVE: Marvel.com Nabs EXCLUSIVE on Own Announcement of Glenn Talbot Casting in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

The website's dedication to being Marvel's actual own website has finally paid off with an EXCLUSIVE casting announcement.

Arizona Mutants Thrilled To No Longer Have To Serve Flatscans

Arizona Mutants Thrilled To No Longer Have To Serve Flatscans

A new law would make it legal for mutant run businesses to refuse to serve humans.

Can Jim Starlin and Ron Lim Recapture Infinity Gauntlet Magic on New Thanos Annual?

Can Jim Starlin and Ron Lim Recapture Infinity Gauntlet Magic on New Thanos Annual?

Like all reunions, sequels, and revivals twenty-five years after the original: yes!


Marvel Releases 20 Second Guardians of the Galaxy Teaser as Alternative to Watching Jimmy Kimmel

Marvel Releases 20 Second Guardians of the Galaxy Teaser as Alternative to Watching Jimmy Kimmel

Many fans were torn between wanting to watch the trailer and putting up with Jimmy Kimmel's patented "So unfunny I want to kill myself" brand of humor.

Gal Gadot Now Officially Too Buff to Play Wonder Woman

Gal Gadot Now Officially Too Buff to Play Wonder Woman

The actress has been hitting the weights too hard, changing sexist fan complaints from "not buff enough" to "way too buff."

Marvel Planning 'Deadly' Hands of Kung Fu Comic that Kills Anyone Who Reads It

Marvel Planning 'Deadly' Hands of Kung Fu Comic that Kills Anyone Who Reads It

Have you ever seen The Ring? It's like that, but a comic book.

First Look at Avengers Undercover Reveals Series Could be Step Backward for Marvel's Teen Heroes

First Look at Avengers Undercover Reveals Series Could be Step Backward for Marvel's Teen Heroes

The new series promises to turn one teen hero into a villain, provoking far milder outrage than promising to wantonly kill them did.

Comics Creators Arrested, Thrown in Gulag for New BOOM! Studios Series 'Evil Empire'

Comics Creators Arrested, Thrown in Gulag for New BOOM! Studios Series 'Evil Empire'

You probably shouldn't even read this press release. Just delete this from your browser history and walk away.

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

Residents of the city aren't happy with the hero's new look.

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