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Pope Named Time's 2013 Person of the Year

Pope Named Time's 2013 Person of the Year

The cartoonist was named Time's Person of the Year after releasing Battling Boy.

All-New Marvel NOW 'Future' Teaser Is Greatest Work of Art of 21st Century

All-New Marvel NOW 'Future' Teaser Is Greatest Work of Art of 21st Century

The art world has been turned upside down by the innovative masterpiece.

Agents of SHIELD Fails to Beat 50 Year Old Television Program in Ratings

Agents of SHIELD Fails to Beat 50 Year Old Television Program in Ratings

Audiences preferred dated stop motion animation and voice acting to the ABC drama.

Doctor Who to Be Only Thing People Talk About By End of Week

Doctor Who to Be Only Thing People Talk About By End of Week

Experts predict excitement for the 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who will lead to the British sci-fi show dominating all conversations by early friday morning.

Marvel Advises Readers to Get Tested

Marvel Advises Readers to Get Tested

The company has apparently contracted an STD so disgusting it can be transmitted through comic books.

News From The Future: Geeks Now An Endangered Species: Lightsabers Invented

News From The Future: Geeks Now An Endangered Species: Lightsabers Invented

Self inflicted stupidity now 5th most common cause of death in the world

Woman Inappropriately Handles Snake in New American Horror Story Teaser

Woman Inappropriately Handles Snake in New American Horror Story Teaser

We're tired of these mother... nah, not gonna say it.

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

Four actors in an upcoming fan film inspired by Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Rises are in critical condition thanks to toxic Batgirl Stephanie Brown.

Spider-Man Musical Losing Money, No One Knows Why

Spider-Man Musical Losing Money, No One Knows Why

And making a $75 million dollar broadway play about Spider-Man with music by Bono and the Edge that costs over a million dollars a week to run seemed like such a solid plan...

Tree Falling in Forest Confirmed to Make More Noise Than New Spawn Movie News

Tree Falling in Forest Confirmed to Make More Noise Than New Spawn Movie News

If Todd McFarlane announces a new Spawn movie to begin filming next year, but nobody cares, will it make a sound?

Joss Whedon Fans Excited for Pre-Cancellation Phase of New Firefly Comic

Joss Whedon Fans Excited for Pre-Cancellation Phase of New Firefly Comic

Dark Horse released a teaser that may bring the tortured fans of Firefly a year or so of respite from their decade of suffering.

Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

The casting of Ben Affleck as Batman is so absurd, it has led some in the scientific community to theorize that we may be living an extremely distorted alternate reality.

Internet Exhausted After Running Out of

Internet Exhausted After Running Out of "Ben Affleck/Batman" Jokes

The Internet officially ran out of jokes to make about the casting at 4:27 AM.

Concern Grows for DC Execs After Delusional Interview

Concern Grows for DC Execs After Delusional Interview

Dan Didio and Jim Lee claim that DC editorial interference is below average in a worrying interview.

The Wolverine Box Office Threatens to Expose Comics Industry Secrets

The Wolverine Box Office Threatens to Expose Comics Industry Secrets

The movie took in $55 million dollars this weekend, causing some to ask whether people are getting sick of Wolverine.

Comic Con Officially Opens With Rousing Commencement Speech

Comic Con Officially Opens With Rousing Commencement Speech

What, you thought that just because we've been publishing articles tagged SDCC for the past three days, the convention had started already?

MTV Geek Overplays Hand, Blows Power Rangers Comic Exclusive

MTV Geek Overplays Hand, Blows Power Rangers Comic Exclusive

An exclusive mystery teaser for a new Power Rangers comic was exposed by an over-eager fan.

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