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REPORT: Secret Wars Delays Blamed on Jon Stewart Heel Turn

REPORT: Secret Wars Delays Blamed on Jon Stewart Heel Turn

Thanks to Stewart, the Secret Wars finale may come out after the first Marvel reboot issues hit stores.

Man Shocked to See Zombie in Last Five Minutes of

Man Shocked to See Zombie in Last Five Minutes of "Fear the Walking Dead" Premiere

The episode had gone so long without any action, he forgot he was watching a zombie show.

HBO Gritty Sesame Street Images Leaked!

HBO Gritty Sesame Street Images Leaked!

Pure speculation has turned out to be true.


Fox Determined to Ruin

Fox Determined to Ruin "Their" Marvel Universe

Fox decides to hurt comic fans more, be more spiteful against Disney, probably sew Deadpool's mouth shut a second time, and utterly turn a blind eye to the cinematic disaster it unleashed this past weekend.

DC Ska Variant Month Met with Skepticism

DC Ska Variant Month Met with Skepticism

The variants will be priced at a buck-o-nine.

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

The studio is in full damage control mode and looking to find out what went wrong. We've been lucky enough to find ourselves a copy of this survey.

Report: CW Looking to Adapt CBR's Axel in Charge Column as Primetime Drama

Report: CW Looking to Adapt CBR's Axel in Charge Column as Primetime Drama

The show would add to the company's existing slate of comic book programming.

Report: Stan Lee to Take Credit for Steve Ditko's Kickstarter

Report: Stan Lee to Take Credit for Steve Ditko's Kickstarter

The classic team-up of Lee and Ditko reunite to bring you a reprint of Mr. A #4!

DC Comics Done With Reboots and Relaunches, Can Stop Any Time They Want

DC Comics Done With Reboots and Relaunches, Can Stop Any Time They Want

The company plans to focus on building the universe they have right now.

 'The Winds of Winter' Further Delayed as George R.R. Martin Abruptly Killed by Sharknado

'The Winds of Winter' Further Delayed as George R.R. Martin Abruptly Killed by Sharknado

The author was tragically killed Wednesday in a freak accident after being caught up in a Sharknado.

"Diverse" Casting of Baron Blitzkreig Results in Outrage Scandal for CW's Arrow

The casting of black actor Jimmy Akingbola as a traditionally white character caused no issues, but the removal of his Nazi heritage kicked off a wave of complaints.

George R. R. Martin Criticizes Marvel Movie Villains:

George R. R. Martin Criticizes Marvel Movie Villains: "Where's the Rape?!"

The Game of Thrones scribe was unable to understand how a character could be made a villain by any other means.

Trump in More Hot Water for Latest Round of Offensive Comments

Trump in More Hot Water for Latest Round of Offensive Comments

Seeking more negative attention, The Donald has shifted his focus to comic books and superhero movies.

Fans Who Haven't Torrented Game of Thrones Season Finale Yet Outraged by Spoilers on Website

Fans Who Haven't Torrented Game of Thrones Season Finale Yet Outraged by Spoilers on Website

If you haven't torrented the show yet, you probably shouldn't read this article.

Industry Veterans Vie for

Industry Veterans Vie for "Most Promising New Talent" Nominations in Next Year's Harvey Awards

Following a broadening of the requirements in this year's nomination process, previously ineligible creators are campaigning for next year's awards.

STUFF LIKE THAT EP #46: TRAILERS AND TOMORROWS

STUFF LIKE THAT EP #46: TRAILERS AND TOMORROWS

Comments on SDCC trailers and THE TOMORROWS #1.

SDCC: Poor Planning Results in Scalpers Devastated by Beast Incarnate BROCK LESNAR!!

SDCC: Poor Planning Results in Scalpers Devastated by Beast Incarnate BROCK LESNAR!!

Let this all be a lesson to those who plan to scalp exclusive figures at conventions. You might run into a wall. A wall named BROCK LESNAR.


Police Identify Suspect Stalking NJ Family Known as

Police Identify Suspect Stalking NJ Family Known as "The Watcher"

The first clue was that he signed his name to his threat.

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