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Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

A loophole in the legal agreement allows Marvel to pay the Kirby family in mint and near mint copies of the recent Amazing Spider-Man relaunch.

Exclusive: Marvel Reverses Course on Fox Movie Character Ban, Will Create New X-Men Characters

The Outhouse scoops Bleeding Cool again with the latest shocking development in the Fantastic Four cancellation rumor!

Icelandic U.N. Gender Equality Conference Takes Cues From Marvel Writer's Summit

Only men will be invited to the conference on gender equality, feminism, and sexual violence.

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

The announcement of a new Army of Darkness series reveals an evil plot to replace the industry, and eventually the human race, with Cullen Bunns.

Clickbait Top 5 List: What if All Comics Were Rub n' Sniff?

The Outhouse looks at what some other comic books would smell like if they employed "scenticular" technology... and asks for your thoughts as well!

Bleeding Cool Claims Manara Variants Not Canceled but Delayed, Quotes Outhouse, Declares War

According to that scoundrel Rich Johnston, the covers have not been canceled, only delayed.

Watching NFL Football Shockingly Easy This Weekend In Wake of Ray Rice Domestic Violence Scandal

Fans report finding it far less difficult than they expected to rationalize watching football this weekend.

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

The respected "writer of many things, one of which happens to be comics," was revealed to be the legendary nineteenth century murderer.

Queen Elizabeth II Gets a DC Comics Reboot on Canadian Money

The iconic monarch gets a new costume without her trademark red underpanties.

REPORT: Scoot McNairy to Play the Flash, Metallo AND Jimmy Olsen in Batman v. Superman

Why report on three rumors when you can mash them together into a super-rumor instead?

Sitcom Shocker: "Full House" Reboot to be Grim and Gritty

Warner Bros. is considering a reboot of the beloved TV show, but fans might be alarmed by the questionable creative team set to produce it.

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

Or at least, that's what this totally taken out of context picture leads us to believe.

Everybody at Archie Comics Suing Everybody Else

Every single employee at the comic book publisher has filed a lawsuit against every other employee.

Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey Book

The company is taking precautionary measures to avoid accidentally turning a rumored new book about the underage character into a softcore porn comic.

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.