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DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

Lots of people are talking about the new Power Girl, but one specific physical characteristic is stirring up lots of outrage.

DC Announces Then Hastily Scraps December "Dick Pics" Variant Theme in Wake of Yale Stewart Scandal

The announcement couldn't have come at a worse time as the brewing scandal over Stewart's allegedly unsolicited explicit photographs exploded yesterday.

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Editor in Chief Bob Harras had to have an ice bucket pried off his head with the jaws of life after participating in the viral stunt.

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

The Johnny Storm actor promises a fresh take on the character, but neglects to address the one issue that's been enraging "not-a-racist-buts" on the internet for months!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

We promise to answer that question in this very article with special guest, brony, and Michael Bay expert Ken Eppstein!

Outhouse Finds Six Guardians of the Galaxy Easter Eggs NO ONE ELSE HAS!!! (spoilers)

If you're reading other sites' Guardians of the Galaxy Easter egg articles, you're missing out on some of the most important ones!

DC Comics Apologizes for Toledo Water Crisis; 3D Variant Covers on Track for September Release

A lenticular chemical spill nearly wiped out a large portion of Ohio, but at least the 3D covers will be printed on time!

Report: Congressman Proposes New Anti-Spoiler Law After Staffer Inadvertently Spoils Movie

A congressman from Utah wants to make spoiling movies and television shows a federal crime.

Eric Stephenson Vows to Sacrifice Editor Live on Stage at Next Image Expo

In response to a social media discussion of Image's Comic Con "I is for Image" video, the controversial publisher refuses to back down.

SDCC: Marvel Studios Intern in Hot Water After Damaging Important Avengers 2 Prop

Without time to produce another, Marvel had to put Captain America's shield on display with a giant crack in it.

SDCC: Friends of The Rock Getting Pretty Annoyed at Constant Shazam Hints

Not satisfied with constantly teasing his DC movie role on Twitter, The Rock has taken to pestering friends and acquaintances in his personal life.

#SDCC Shocker: Popular Comic Book or Comic Related Property Coming to San Diego Comic Con This Year

The subject will be featured in a panel, booth, comic con exclusive, or some combination of the three!

Outhouse Denies Rumors It Plans to Plunder CBR's Yacht at San Diego Comic Con

Under no circumstances will representatives of the satirical comic book website board CBR's boat dressed as pirates and force their reporters to walk the plank.

Top Five Most Patriotic Superman Moments

Truth, Justice, and the American Way is Superman's motto, but what five Superman moments are the American Wayiest?

Shocking First Look at Clark Kent in 'Batman v Superman' Looks Just Like Henry Cavill

Now that you've seen Clark Kent, come get a first look at Bruce Wayne.

SCOTUS Shocker: Comics Companies Scramble to Take Advantage of Corporations' New Religious Freedoms

Both Marvel and DC cited Twitter as the reason why they thought they were suddenly exempt from Affordable Healthcare Act legislation.

What Will REALLY Happen to Wolverine and the X-Men When Wolverine Dies?

How will the popular title continue without its titular character?!

Breaking: DC to Pursue Talents of Free Agent LeBron James

DC will reportedly offer a contract to the NBA superstar.

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

The baby variants are in danger of destroying the comics ecosystem according to one top scientist.