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Top Shelf Introduces New DRM-Free Digital GN Model; Dozens of Puppies Die Instantly

Digital comics strike again, leaving nothing but death and destruction in their wake.

WWE TV Negotiations Stall After NBCUniversal Figures Out Wrestling is Fake

Raw and Smackdown may be off the USA Network and Syfy if the companies can't agree to new terms.

Gal Gadot Now Officially Too Buff to Play Wonder Woman

The actress has been hitting the weights too hard, changing sexist fan complaints from "not buff enough" to "way too buff."

Valentines Day Turns Ugly When Man Admits Preference for Wolverine Over Cyclops

One unlucky couple will be spending the holiday alone thanks to a disagreement over comic books.

Man Prepared to Spend Sexy Valentines Day With Zenescope Comic Book

The man has planned an extravagant date for his lover, a copy of Clash of Queens #1 from Zenescope Entertainment.

One Million Moms Announce Facebook Boycott On Facebook Page

In, what we assume will eventually happen, One Million Moms announced on their Facebook page today that they will be boycotting Facebook in light of Facebook’s new gender options.

Misogynist Comments Claim Elizabeth Olson Not Attractive Enough for Scarlet Witch Costume

Continuing the trend of questioning the "hotness" of any woman cast in a superhero movie, new comments suggest the Avengers: Age of Ultron actress can't pull off the classic Scarlet Witch...

Scott Snyder Spoils Identity of New Nightwing in DC All Access Video

The Batman scribe revealed that the new Nightwing will be none other than Comics Alliance blogger Chris Sims.

Tens of Thousands of Readers Spontaneously Decide to Stop Reading Comics

Batman was the only book to sell over 90,000 copies in January.

Racists Angered as Marvel Casts Black Actor as Heimdall... AGAIN!

NBA star Chris Bosh will voice Heimdall on an upcoming episode of Marvel's Hulk: Agents of S.M.A.S.H.!

Image Planning New Cooking Comic, Recipes Look Pretty Gross

While we applaud the effort to branch out into new genres, Image should maybe take a cooking class or two first.

Marvel Studios Shocker: Shia Labeouf Joins The Marvel Movieverse In a Surprise Role

"Star's" Bizarre Antics of Late Have Been In Preparation For His Latest Role.

Pope Francis Shocks World By Endorsing New Ms. Marvel Comic

The new Muslim superhero is making a lot of waves thanks to an endorsement from the leader of the Catholic Church.

Books You Can Bludgeon a Man to Death With: Image Comics Edition

It's the 288 page Fatale:Deluxe Edition versus the 216 Page CBLDF Presents: Liberty collection.

SyFy Invites Brian Wood's DMZ Up to Hotel Room to Discuss Portfolio

Hopefully, if DMZ decides not to go, SyFy won't behave boorishly at a convention the next day.

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

Residents of the city aren't happy with the hero's new look.

Police Suspect Dark Horse Comics in Recent Jewel Heist

The company reportedly made off with a record number of gems.

Ridiculous Marvel Cataclysm Press Release Causes Bloggers to Question Reality

The press release is so ridiculous, it has to be self-aware meta-humor.