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The Top Five Comics To Burn This Winter

As the Polar Vortex rages on across much of the country, here are our Top Five recommendations for alternative heating.

Outhouse Declares January 30th Top Five Day

The Outhouse, swayed by Bleeding Cool's persuasive Top Five List, promises to make every article a Top Five article for the day.

Exclusive: Shocking Details on the Upcoming Marvel Universe LIVE! Traveling Circus Show

Learn how one man with a vision and several debilitating forms of mental illness made the concept of a live action superhero show a reality!

Screw You, Bleeding Cool; Here's Another Powerpuff Girls Article

In our quest to top Bleeding Cool's count of articles about the controversial Powerpuff Girls cover, The Outhouse will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

George RR Martin Takes "Which Game of Thrones Character Are You", Unhappy with Result

The writer was infuriated with the character he allegedly resembled.

Exclusive: What Did Cullen Bunn Have for Lunch Today?

The superstar writer dined at Dressel's Pub in St. Louis today (pic inside).

Captain and Tennille Breakup Reportedly Result of X-Men Schism

The Captain supports Cyclops in the Schism, while Tennille apparently believes Wolverine is right.

Fan Outraged about Untimely Death of Character No One Has Ever Heard Of

A comics fan was angered by the introduction and death of a new character in All New Invaders #1.

Outhouse EXCLUSIVE: Original What If? Age Of Ultron Spoilers Revealed!!

Don’t worry; The Black Panther still goes out like a punk.

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!

Adair Launches Coup at The Beat

Shocking the comics world, The Beat features an article about comic books.

A Completely Uninformative Golden Globes Report

What happened at the Golden Globes last night? Your guess is as good as ours!

Syfy 'Orca' Remake Script Leaked Online

This is TOTALLY unrelated to that other script that leaked onto the net a few days ago.

WWE Announces Streaming Service WWE Network as Press Conference Interrupted Record 273 Times

The press conference went on for over 36 hours as current and former pro wrestling superstars kept interrupting the event to cut promos on each other.

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

The comic book publisher may be behind the recent coldwave affecting North America.

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

Just because we're making these up, doesn't mean they're not true.

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

The entire block of West 51st Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues was evacuated in response to the publicity stunt.

Fantastic Four and X-Men Movies to Sneak Away to Vegas and Elope

Defying the wishes of an angry Mark Millar, the two young movie franchises will follow their hearts.