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Books You Can Bludgeon a Man to Death With: Image Comics Edition

Books You Can Bludgeon a Man to Death With: Image Comics Edition

It's the 288 page Fatale:Deluxe Edition versus the 216 Page CBLDF Presents: Liberty collection.

SyFy Invites Brian Wood's DMZ Up to Hotel Room to Discuss Portfolio

SyFy Invites Brian Wood's DMZ Up to Hotel Room to Discuss Portfolio

Hopefully, if DMZ decides not to go, SyFy won't behave boorishly at a convention the next day.

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

Residents of the city aren't happy with the hero's new look.

Police Suspect Dark Horse Comics in Recent Jewel Heist

Police Suspect Dark Horse Comics in Recent Jewel Heist

The company reportedly made off with a record number of gems.


Ridiculous Marvel Cataclysm Press Release Causes Bloggers to Question Reality

Ridiculous Marvel Cataclysm Press Release Causes Bloggers to Question Reality

The press release is so ridiculous, it has to be self-aware meta-humor.

The Top Five Comics To Burn This Winter

The Top Five Comics To Burn This Winter

As the Polar Vortex rages on across much of the country, here are our Top Five recommendations for alternative heating.

Outhouse Declares January 30th Top Five Day

Outhouse Declares January 30th Top Five Day

The Outhouse, swayed by Bleeding Cool's persuasive Top Five List, promises to make every article a Top Five article for the day.

Exclusive: Shocking Details on the Upcoming Marvel Universe LIVE! Traveling Circus Show

Exclusive: Shocking Details on the Upcoming Marvel Universe LIVE! Traveling Circus Show

Learn how one man with a vision and several debilitating forms of mental illness made the concept of a live action superhero show a reality!


Controversy Erupts Over Depiction of Wonder Woman's Body in Upcoming Movie

Controversy Erupts Over Depiction of Wonder Woman's Body in Upcoming Movie

Critics decried the portrayal as "too flat and blocky".

Screw You, Bleeding Cool; Here's Another Powerpuff Girls Article

Screw You, Bleeding Cool; Here's Another Powerpuff Girls Article

In our quest to top Bleeding Cool's count of articles about the controversial Powerpuff Girls cover, The Outhouse will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

George RR Martin Takes

George RR Martin Takes "Which Game of Thrones Character Are You", Unhappy with Result

The writer was infuriated with the character he allegedly resembled.

Exclusive: What Did Cullen Bunn Have for Lunch Today?

Exclusive: What Did Cullen Bunn Have for Lunch Today?

The superstar writer dined at Dressel's Pub in St. Louis today (pic inside).

Captain and Tennille Breakup Reportedly Result of X-Men Schism

Captain and Tennille Breakup Reportedly Result of X-Men Schism

The Captain supports Cyclops in the Schism, while Tennille apparently believes Wolverine is right.

Fan Outraged about Untimely Death of Character No One Has Ever Heard Of

Fan Outraged about Untimely Death of Character No One Has Ever Heard Of

A comics fan was angered by the introduction and death of a new character in All New Invaders #1.

Outhouse EXCLUSIVE: Original What If? Age Of Ultron Spoilers Revealed!!

Outhouse EXCLUSIVE: Original What If? Age Of Ultron Spoilers Revealed!!

Don’t worry; The Black Panther still goes out like a punk.

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!

Adair Launches Coup at The Beat

Adair Launches Coup at The Beat

Shocking the comics world, The Beat features an article about comic books.

A Completely Uninformative Golden Globes Report

A Completely Uninformative Golden Globes Report

What happened at the Golden Globes last night? Your guess is as good as ours!

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