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Syfy 'Orca' Remake Script Leaked Online

Syfy 'Orca' Remake Script Leaked Online

This is TOTALLY unrelated to that other script that leaked onto the net a few days ago.

WWE Announces Streaming Service WWE Network as Press Conference Interrupted Record 273 Times

WWE Announces Streaming Service WWE Network as Press Conference Interrupted Record 273 Times

The press conference went on for over 36 hours as current and former pro wrestling superstars kept interrupting the event to cut promos on each other.

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

The comic book publisher may be behind the recent coldwave affecting North America.

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

Just because we're making these up, doesn't mean they're not true.

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

The entire block of West 51st Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues was evacuated in response to the publicity stunt.

Fantastic Four and X-Men Movies to Sneak Away to Vegas and Elope

Fantastic Four and X-Men Movies to Sneak Away to Vegas and Elope

Defying the wishes of an angry Mark Millar, the two young movie franchises will follow their hearts.

In Light of Ultimate Spider-Man Cancellation, Bleeding Cool to Start a Blues Band

In Light of Ultimate Spider-Man Cancellation, Bleeding Cool to Start a Blues Band

Head honcho Rich Johnston will put his expert horn tooting skills on display for music fans everywhere.

Copyright Law Leaves Sherlock Holmes Orphaned at Christmastime

Copyright Law Leaves Sherlock Holmes Orphaned at Christmastime

Won't some kind corporate masters adopt this wayward property?!

Edward Snowden Decries Comic Book Crossovers in Alternative Christmas Message

Edward Snowden Decries Comic Book Crossovers in Alternative Christmas Message

The American fugitive took time from his busy schedule of avoiding CIA assassination to address the growing problem of too many crossovers in comics.

Snarky News Reporters Visited by Spirits Last Night

Snarky News Reporters Visited by Spirits Last Night

An unprecedented number of spirits visited The Outhousers on Christmas Eve, each with a valuable lesson to teach.

Exclusive: Popular Actor in Talks for Key Role in Upcoming Superhero Movie

Exclusive: Popular Actor in Talks for Key Role in Upcoming Superhero Movie

Studies show that 20% more unique hits are gained from articles with the word 'exclusive' in the headline.

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

The beleaguered actor's plagiarism, if left unchecked, could threaten the very fabric of reality.

Negan Will Appear in The Walking Dead Show, Eventually

Negan Will Appear in The Walking Dead Show, Eventually

Kirkman reveals shocking news that future characters from the comic will appear in future seasons of the show.

Marvel Gets Away With Murder

Marvel Gets Away With Murder

The comic publisher shot a man in Times Square, and no one reacted negatively to it.

Charles Soule Storms Marvel Beaches, Prepares to Invade War Torn Industry

Charles Soule Storms Marvel Beaches, Prepares to Invade War Torn Industry

The comic writer is taking the beaches of the comic industry by storm.

 Comics Media Mourns Casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sandman Movie

Comics Media Mourns Casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sandman Movie

It's the end of an era as reporters will need to find another actor to speculate about being cast in every single comic book movie ever.

Marvel Comics Next Big Announcement Announcement!

Marvel Comics Next Big Announcement Announcement!

Marvel Entertainment and Axel Alonso are excited to tell us about telling us something!

Comics Sales Dip in November; Industry Panics

Comics Sales Dip in November; Industry Panics

Sales in November were down 18% from the previous month and 1% from November of last year! AAIIIIEEEEE!

Image Beats Marvel and DC At Own Game, Produces Flying Variant Covers

Image Beats Marvel and DC At Own Game, Produces Flying Variant Covers

Sex Criminals and Three will be the first titles to receive the treatment.

Pope Named Time's 2013 Person of the Year

Pope Named Time's 2013 Person of the Year

The cartoonist was named Time's Person of the Year after releasing Battling Boy.

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