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George RR Martin Takes

George RR Martin Takes "Which Game of Thrones Character Are You", Unhappy with Result

The writer was infuriated with the character he allegedly resembled.

Exclusive: What Did Cullen Bunn Have for Lunch Today?

Exclusive: What Did Cullen Bunn Have for Lunch Today?

The superstar writer dined at Dressel's Pub in St. Louis today (pic inside).

Captain and Tennille Breakup Reportedly Result of X-Men Schism

Captain and Tennille Breakup Reportedly Result of X-Men Schism

The Captain supports Cyclops in the Schism, while Tennille apparently believes Wolverine is right.

Fan Outraged about Untimely Death of Character No One Has Ever Heard Of

Fan Outraged about Untimely Death of Character No One Has Ever Heard Of

A comics fan was angered by the introduction and death of a new character in All New Invaders #1.

Outhouse EXCLUSIVE: Original What If? Age Of Ultron Spoilers Revealed!!

Outhouse EXCLUSIVE: Original What If? Age Of Ultron Spoilers Revealed!!

Don’t worry; The Black Panther still goes out like a punk.

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!

Adair Launches Coup at The Beat

Adair Launches Coup at The Beat

Shocking the comics world, The Beat features an article about comic books.

A Completely Uninformative Golden Globes Report

A Completely Uninformative Golden Globes Report

What happened at the Golden Globes last night? Your guess is as good as ours!

Syfy 'Orca' Remake Script Leaked Online

Syfy 'Orca' Remake Script Leaked Online

This is TOTALLY unrelated to that other script that leaked onto the net a few days ago.

WWE Announces Streaming Service WWE Network as Press Conference Interrupted Record 273 Times

WWE Announces Streaming Service WWE Network as Press Conference Interrupted Record 273 Times

The press conference went on for over 36 hours as current and former pro wrestling superstars kept interrupting the event to cut promos on each other.

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

The comic book publisher may be behind the recent coldwave affecting North America.

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

Outhouse Makes Wild Man of Steel Sequel Speculations, Hopes That They Go Viral Too

Just because we're making these up, doesn't mean they're not true.

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

Marvel Releases Actual Terrigen Mists to Promote Inhumanity, NYC Panics

The entire block of West 51st Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues was evacuated in response to the publicity stunt.

Fantastic Four and X-Men Movies to Sneak Away to Vegas and Elope

Fantastic Four and X-Men Movies to Sneak Away to Vegas and Elope

Defying the wishes of an angry Mark Millar, the two young movie franchises will follow their hearts.

In Light of Ultimate Spider-Man Cancellation, Bleeding Cool to Start a Blues Band

In Light of Ultimate Spider-Man Cancellation, Bleeding Cool to Start a Blues Band

Head honcho Rich Johnston will put his expert horn tooting skills on display for music fans everywhere.

Copyright Law Leaves Sherlock Holmes Orphaned at Christmastime

Copyright Law Leaves Sherlock Holmes Orphaned at Christmastime

Won't some kind corporate masters adopt this wayward property?!

Edward Snowden Decries Comic Book Crossovers in Alternative Christmas Message

Edward Snowden Decries Comic Book Crossovers in Alternative Christmas Message

The American fugitive took time from his busy schedule of avoiding CIA assassination to address the growing problem of too many crossovers in comics.

Snarky News Reporters Visited by Spirits Last Night

Snarky News Reporters Visited by Spirits Last Night

An unprecedented number of spirits visited The Outhousers on Christmas Eve, each with a valuable lesson to teach.

Exclusive: Popular Actor in Talks for Key Role in Upcoming Superhero Movie

Exclusive: Popular Actor in Talks for Key Role in Upcoming Superhero Movie

Studies show that 20% more unique hits are gained from articles with the word 'exclusive' in the headline.

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

The beleaguered actor's plagiarism, if left unchecked, could threaten the very fabric of reality.

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