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First Look: All-New X-Factor #1  (Unlettered)

First Look: All-New X-Factor #1 (Unlettered)

If you thought burglars in cat-suits avoiding laser-beam security was the most played out thing ever, wait until you see who else is in this issue!

BREAKING NEWS: New Star Wars VII Poster

BREAKING NEWS: New Star Wars VII Poster

Ask me if I care if this turns out to be fake

Thousands Could Die at Marvel's Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

Thousands Could Die at Marvel's Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

The seemingly innocent press conference could be an elaborate death trap planned by a vengeful Rick Remender.

Amazon Looking at Drones for Home Delivery

Amazon Looking at Drones for Home Delivery

Unmanned drones more accurate than FedEx but they may blow up your house.

Marvel Exploring Genderbent Iceman to Capitalize on Frozen's Box Office Success

Marvel Exploring Genderbent Iceman to Capitalize on Frozen's Box Office Success

The real fruits of Disney's acquisition of Marvel may finally be starting to ripen.

DC Announces New Executive Talent Search Contest

DC Announces New Executive Talent Search Contest

The winner will be hired as the next bungling DC executive for a ridiculous salary and the opportunity to alienate fans and creators.

Shuster Heirs Lose Superman Appeal, WB Free to Make More Bad Superman Movies

Shuster Heirs Lose Superman Appeal, WB Free to Make More Bad Superman Movies

Many consider the Superman rights lawsuit to be finished.


Doctor Who to Be Only Thing People Talk About By End of Week

Doctor Who to Be Only Thing People Talk About By End of Week

Experts predict excitement for the 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who will lead to the British sci-fi show dominating all conversations by early friday morning.

Rumor: George Zimmerman Up for Hank Pym Role in Ant-Man Movie?

Rumor: George Zimmerman Up for Hank Pym Role in Ant-Man Movie?

The gun-loving vigilante looks to be trying out for a role in Edgar Wright's upcoming Ant-Man film.

Blogger Confident Writing S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Article Before Ratings Released

Blogger Confident Writing S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Article Before Ratings Released

After careful consideration, the blogger felt that writing an article about another ratings drop for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was 'low risk.'

Detroit Lions Defeated by Deadly Bee Weapon

Detroit Lions Defeated by Deadly Bee Weapon

In a devastating 37-27 loss, the Detroit Lions fell victim to an Amazon Attack.


Munchkinland Rejoices as Jason Aaron Leaves Wolverine and the X-Men

Munchkinland Rejoices as Jason Aaron Leaves Wolverine and the X-Men

The diminutive residents of Oz rejoiced upon hearing that Aaron would be ending the gushing Wolverine love fest known as Wolverine and the X-Men

Friends of Image Comics Look to Stage Intervention

Friends of Image Comics Look to Stage Intervention

The comic book publisher is reportedly suffering from an addiction to releasing awesome new comics.

Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

This has got to be the funniest damn thing I've seen this week.

Marvel Planning to Lower S.H.I.E.L.D. Quality to Increase Ratings

Marvel Planning to Lower S.H.I.E.L.D. Quality to Increase Ratings

Seeing that the increased quality of the show has brought falling ratings, Marvel hopes to reverse the process by making the show crappier.

Frankenvestigation: Who Pope Bless?

Frankenvestigation: Who Pope Bless?

Frank think this Pope seem like pretty good guy.

Top 25 Reasons Why the Sandman: Overture Delay Might Not Be DC's Fault

Top 25 Reasons Why the Sandman: Overture Delay Might Not Be DC's Fault

In which The Outhouse waits for more info before deciding whether to reset the counter.

Thor Beats Off Orson Scott Card

Thor Beats Off Orson Scott Card

...with a little help from Loki.

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