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Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

Four actors in an upcoming fan film inspired by Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Rises are in critical condition thanks to toxic Batgirl Stephanie Brown.

An Ode to the Recently Canceled Scarlet Spider

In which members of the Scarlet Spider Fan Club fight for the survival of the series ending with December's issue #25.

Dark Horse Horror Trailer Too Damn Scary

A trailer from Dark Horse Comics for all of their upcoming horror books combined is reportedly just too terrifying.

Vladimir Putin Addresses American People About Ben Affleck Batman Casting

In an editorial for the New York Times, the Russian leader voiced his concerns that Affleck was the right choice to play the Dark Knight.

Has Big Comics' Insistence on Reliving the 90s Broken the Timestream?

The comics industry just wants to party all the time party all the time party all the tiiiiiiime.

5.2 Reasons Not to Fire Dan Didio

As a #FireDidio hashtag gets some traction on Twitter, The Outhouse bucks the trends and comes to the beleaguered executive's defense!

Marvel Declares War on Base Ten Numeric System with. NOW, .INH Decimals

The comics publisher threatens to overturn traditional mathematics with two new text based decimals.

Image Comics Gloats About Victories at Harvey Awards

The company is considering legally changing it's name to Image Home of Six Harvey Award Winning Saga Comics Inc.

Dan Didio Ignores All Calls While Preparing for Fantasy Football Draft

The DC co-publisher has locked himself in the office while preparing for the draft.

DC Shocker: DC Fails to Credit Creators on Villains Month Covers

Alternate headline: DC Spares Creators Indignity of Being Associated with Villains Month

Mark Waid Continues Crusade to Destroy Print Comics

The digital comics mogul announces his plans to destroy print comics once and for all... from the inside!

Bleeding Cool Readers Pretend Not to Care About 50 Shades of Grey Casting News (Dakota Johnson)

Visitors to the comic book tabloid site feigned disinterest at the news that Johnson will play Anastasia Steele in the movie.

New 52 Anniversary Celebration Goes Awry During Blurred Lines Performance

An ill-advised duet between Dan Didio and Bob Harras provoked angry reactions from disgusted fans.

Two Years Of New 52: Trauma Still Too Much For Some Fans

In which The Outhouse follows up with fanboys whose lives were affected by The New 52.

New IDW Marketing Manager Excited to Shun Outhouse

Rosalind Morehead is looking forward to never responding to emails from The Outhouse and acting like we don't exist.

Spider-Man Musical Losing Money, No One Knows Why

And making a $75 million dollar broadway play about Spider-Man with music by Bono and the Edge that costs over a million dollars a week to run seemed like such a solid plan...

Man in Coma Since 1999 Really Impressed With TMNT: Out of the Shadows Graphics

For one man who missed the last 14 years of video game progress, the chunky graphics in the new Turtles game are mindblowing.

Vivid Releases Wolverine... Documentary?!

Wolverine XXX ditches the porn parody concept and is basically just a regular portrayal of Wolverine, just like in today's Marvel Comics.

Your First Look at the Stoat, Canada's Newest DC Hero

The Outhouse has received EXXXCLUSIVE information about the new character (read: we completely made this up).