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KRAKATHOOM! The Unstoppable Trend of Dumb Ass Headlines for Articles About Comics

KRAKATHOOM! The Unstoppable Trend of Dumb Ass Headlines for Articles About Comics

Why can't a mainstream media outlet write about comics without putting stupid sound effects in the title?

Stephen Amell in Hot Water Once Again for Suggesting Federal Reserve Should Raise Interest Rates.

Stephen Amell in Hot Water Once Again for Suggesting Federal Reserve Should Raise Interest Rates.

The handsome actor riled Americans by suggesting that it was time to raise borrowing costs for the first time since the financial crisis began.

Hero Initiative Unveils New Adoptable Veterans Agenda

Hero Initiative Unveils New Adoptable Veterans Agenda

It may not be exactly the same as publishers paying decent royalties, but it's almost as good, right?

REPORT: Alan Moore Shaves, Industry Rendered Speechless

REPORT: Alan Moore Shaves, Industry Rendered Speechless

Read all the salacious details right here!

Fed-Ex Delivery Man Not Sure Who Needs to Sign For Package Thanks to New Dark Horse Executive Management Structure

Fed-Ex Delivery Man Not Sure Who Needs to Sign For Package Thanks to New Dark Horse Executive Management Structure

Dave Marshall's promotion to Editor in Chief while Scott Allie becomes Executive Senior Editor has wreaked havoc on the organizational structure of Dark Horse Comics.

Breaking: Ted Cruz Proposes New Comics Code Authority Led by Kim Davis.

Breaking: Ted Cruz Proposes New Comics Code Authority Led by Kim Davis.

Comic industry news so shocking, you’ll wonder how it took the Outhousers this long to make it up!

Bethesda Promises DLC, Patches to Fix Game-breaking Fallout 4 Release Bugs by Early 2016

Bethesda Promises DLC, Patches to Fix Game-breaking Fallout 4 Release Bugs by Early 2016

The company isn't going to let shoddy quality control ruin player experiences this time for more than four to six months at most!

Man Enjoys Visiting Local Comic Shop for Recommendations on What Books to Buy Later That Day on Amazon.

Man Enjoys Visiting Local Comic Shop for Recommendations on What Books to Buy Later That Day on Amazon.

Citing the warm atmosphere, helpful staff, and great selection of indie titles, comic fan Dillon Williams said SNIKT! Comics & Coffee of Harrisburg, PA is by far his favorite shop to check out new comics before going home and buying them online.

Taking Inspiration from Comics Industry, Google Reboots Logo

Taking Inspiration from Comics Industry, Google Reboots Logo

Fan reaction to the change has been mixed at best.

REPORT: Secret Wars Delays Blamed on Jon Stewart Heel Turn

REPORT: Secret Wars Delays Blamed on Jon Stewart Heel Turn

Thanks to Stewart, the Secret Wars finale may come out after the first Marvel reboot issues hit stores.

Man Shocked to See Zombie in Last Five Minutes of

Man Shocked to See Zombie in Last Five Minutes of "Fear the Walking Dead" Premiere

The episode had gone so long without any action, he forgot he was watching a zombie show.

HBO Gritty Sesame Street Images Leaked!

HBO Gritty Sesame Street Images Leaked!

Pure speculation has turned out to be true.


Fox Determined to Ruin

Fox Determined to Ruin "Their" Marvel Universe

Fox decides to hurt comic fans more, be more spiteful against Disney, probably sew Deadpool's mouth shut a second time, and utterly turn a blind eye to the cinematic disaster it unleashed this past weekend.

DC Ska Variant Month Met with Skepticism

DC Ska Variant Month Met with Skepticism

The variants will be priced at a buck-o-nine.

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

Fox Issuing Surveys, Not Apologies to Theaters Showing 'Fantastic Four'

The studio is in full damage control mode and looking to find out what went wrong. We've been lucky enough to find ourselves a copy of this survey.

Report: CW Looking to Adapt CBR's Axel in Charge Column as Primetime Drama

Report: CW Looking to Adapt CBR's Axel in Charge Column as Primetime Drama

The show would add to the company's existing slate of comic book programming.

Report: Stan Lee to Take Credit for Steve Ditko's Kickstarter

Report: Stan Lee to Take Credit for Steve Ditko's Kickstarter

The classic team-up of Lee and Ditko reunite to bring you a reprint of Mr. A #4!

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