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'Hell No' - The Sensible Horror Film

How would you realistically react in horror movie situations?

Paul Rudd to Fight Joseph Gordon-Levitt to the Death Over Ant-Man Role

The actors will reportedly battle until only one is left standing in order to play Ant-Man in the upcoming Edgar Wright film.

ABC Developing New Steampunk Series Starring Classic Comic Book Characters

The series will be completely original and is not a ripoff of a concept from a comic book.

Top Five Reasons The Rumored DC 'Five Years Later' Event Will Be Totally Awesome

A recent rumor says next year's September gimmick from DC will be a "five years later" event and a weekly series, and The Outhouse tells you why that would, like, totally rule.

Missing Doctor Who Episodes Were In BBC's Pants Pocket All Along

After months of speculation and thousands of hit-grabbing internet articles, it turns out that the lost episodes of Doctor Who were right in the front left pocket of the BBC's favorite jeans.

Man With New Superman License Plate Upset That DC Keeps Changing His Car

An Ohio man who was one of the first to obtain an official Superman license plate is already suffering from DC Comics' editorial interference.

80 Year Old Man Cautiously Optimistic for Dark Horse/Dynamite Crossover The Shadow vs. Grendel

The octogenarian is worried there are too many crossovers in comics, but it's Dark Horse and Dynamite, so it will probably be worth it.

Zenescope Shocker: Company Releases Boobless NYCC Teaser

A teaser for the upcoming event Age of Darkness features no artwork of hyper-sexualized female characters.

NBC SHOCKER: Nathan Fillion Invades Community

A Cult Favorite show with a Cult Favorite Guest? Ridiculous.

Marvel Now Just Making Up Fake Creators for Teasers

The latest teaser, OVERDRIVE, advertises a creative team of Felipe Smith and Tradd Moore, who the Outhouse is unable to confirm are real people.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Appearance Causing Trouble for Samuel L. Jackson

The movie actor's credibility has been damaged by appearing on a lowly TV show.

Marvel Takes Advantage of Government Shutdown to Release Illegal Number of Teasers

With the Federal Regulatory Teaser Committee powerless to stop them, Marvel releases an unprecedented three uninspired teasers for New York Comic Con.

(Washington) DC Hires Scott Lobdell To Relaunch American Federal Government

In hindsight, the 1990s weren’t all that bad for America.

Congress Unanimously Passes Budget Plan After Barbara Boxer Threatens to Recite Ultimatum

When reached for comment, Speaker Of The House, John Boehner, could only reply: My ears, they are bleeding!

News From The Future: Geeks Now An Endangered Species: Lightsabers Invented

Self inflicted stupidity now 5th most common cause of death in the world

Bloggers Relieved as Marvel Announces 'The End' of Teasers

After a relentless assault of Marvel Now 2 teasers this week, the comics media is glad for a weekend respite.

Pope Francis Gives Shocking Interview About Comics Industry

The leader of the Catholic Church expressed concerns about too many crossovers and gimmick covers, encouraging publishers to rely on talented creators and meaningful storytelling instead.

Ghengis Kindt Suffers Setback, Drops off Forever Evil: A.R.G.U.S.

The horde leader/comics writer will be replaced by Sterling Gates.

Outhouse to Sue MTV Geek for Gimmick Infringement

The websites may come to legal blows over an article claiming Megan Fox will play Boba Fett in Star Wars Episode 7.