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The Wolverine Box Office Threatens to Expose Comics Industry Secrets

The movie took in $55 million dollars this weekend, causing some to ask whether people are getting sick of Wolverine.

Outhouse Announces Article About Article Announcing Debut of Future Thor Trailer

The Outhouse will publish an article next week about today's article announcing the premiere of an advertisement in two weeks for a movie that comes out in November.

Virgin Disappointed by Quality Storytelling in Aspen's Fathom #1

Expecting titillating cheesecake, the man was upset to find a compelling story and perfect jumping on point for new readers.

Marvel Congratulates Its Own Eisner Award Winners, Snubs Everyone Else

In a press release claiming to "congratulate Eisner Awards winners," Marvel really only named their own books.

SDCC: Disney and Marvel to Encourage Abstinence by Producing Angela Chastity Belts for Kids

Disney and Marvel will promote teen celibacy with oversized belts like Angela from Guardians of the Galaxy.

Comic Con Officially Opens With Rousing Commencement Speech

What, you thought that just because we've been publishing articles tagged SDCC for the past three days, the convention had started already?

SDCC: Dynamite Defies Industry Norms with All Female Written Red Sonja Book

Rest of industry shocked to learn that there can be more than three women writers in comics at one time.

SDCC: Dynamite Hires Known Necrophiliac to Star in Comic

Alice Cooper, who confessed to having sex with a dead body in 1975, has been hired to star in a new comic by Dynamite Entertainment.

Pacific Rim: At Least It's Not the Lone Ranger

Legendary Pictures executives try to look on the bright side following an underperforming opening for Pacific Rim.

Polyjuice Potion Real: J.K. Rowling becomes Robert Galbraith

J.K. Rowling secretly published a new book! (Updated)

Comic Industry Scrambles to Capitalize on Sharknado Craze

Both Marvel and DC have hastily announced new Sharknado themed events.

Picky Fanboy Annoyed By First Look at Marvel's Agent Carter Short Film

Though most are excited to see Hayley Atwell reprise her role as Agent Peggy Carter, one fan has a serious complaint.

Andrew Garfield Asks Why Spider-Man Can't Be Gay, Dumbass Fan Responds

The fan attempts to explain exactly why Spider-Man can't be gay.

Orson Scott Card to Marry Man at Ender's Game Premiere?

The increasingly desperate author is considering changing his sexuality to head off a boycott of the Ender's Game movie.

Man Almost Dies After Reading Bleeding Cool Report About Andrew Hope's Fantomex MAX

The man suffers from severe allergies to bragging, gloating, and "told-you-so-ing".

Zombie Authors Speak Out About Fox's LXG TV Adaptation

The creators of the classic characters used in Alan Moore's graphic novel have risen from the grave to speak out against Fox's TV adaptation of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Legendary Pictures CEO Arrested for Vandalism

Legendary founder and CEO Thomas Tull was arrested and charged with vandalism for defacing a San Diego warehouse with graffiti.

Marvel Launches New Weekly Wolverine Comic

Wolverine: Japan's Most Wanted, a 13 part, weekly Infinite Comic, launches today.

Infinity in Trouble After Marvel Blows Entire Budget on Trailer

The comic book publisher may face bankruptcy after producing an extravagent trailer for the blockbuster event comic, Infinity.