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Comic Con Officially Opens With Rousing Commencement Speech

What, you thought that just because we've been publishing articles tagged SDCC for the past three days, the convention had started already?

SDCC: Dynamite Defies Industry Norms with All Female Written Red Sonja Book

Rest of industry shocked to learn that there can be more than three women writers in comics at one time.

SDCC: Dynamite Hires Known Necrophiliac to Star in Comic

Alice Cooper, who confessed to having sex with a dead body in 1975, has been hired to star in a new comic by Dynamite Entertainment.

Pacific Rim: At Least It's Not the Lone Ranger

Legendary Pictures executives try to look on the bright side following an underperforming opening for Pacific Rim.

Polyjuice Potion Real: J.K. Rowling becomes Robert Galbraith

J.K. Rowling secretly published a new book! (Updated)

Comic Industry Scrambles to Capitalize on Sharknado Craze

Both Marvel and DC have hastily announced new Sharknado themed events.

Picky Fanboy Annoyed By First Look at Marvel's Agent Carter Short Film

Though most are excited to see Hayley Atwell reprise her role as Agent Peggy Carter, one fan has a serious complaint.

Andrew Garfield Asks Why Spider-Man Can't Be Gay, Dumbass Fan Responds

The fan attempts to explain exactly why Spider-Man can't be gay.

Orson Scott Card to Marry Man at Ender's Game Premiere?

The increasingly desperate author is considering changing his sexuality to head off a boycott of the Ender's Game movie.

Man Almost Dies After Reading Bleeding Cool Report About Andrew Hope's Fantomex MAX

The man suffers from severe allergies to bragging, gloating, and "told-you-so-ing".

Zombie Authors Speak Out About Fox's LXG TV Adaptation

The creators of the classic characters used in Alan Moore's graphic novel have risen from the grave to speak out against Fox's TV adaptation of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Legendary Pictures CEO Arrested for Vandalism

Legendary founder and CEO Thomas Tull was arrested and charged with vandalism for defacing a San Diego warehouse with graffiti.

Marvel Launches New Weekly Wolverine Comic

Wolverine: Japan's Most Wanted, a 13 part, weekly Infinite Comic, launches today.

Infinity in Trouble After Marvel Blows Entire Budget on Trailer

The comic book publisher may face bankruptcy after producing an extravagent trailer for the blockbuster event comic, Infinity.

80 Year Old Man Upset to Learn Lone Ranger is John Carter Sized Bomb

The Octogenarian was really looking forward to the movie based on the old timey radio show from the 1930s.

Top Five Most Patriotic Captain America Moments

In honor of the 4th of July, The Outhouse presents the top five most patriotic Captain America moments! Enjoy!

Exclusive Interview: Aronofsky Talks Noah, Image, and Digital Comics

The Outhouse sits down with Mr. Aronofsky for an interview about the upcoming Image Comics titles.

Man Becomes Destitute After Using Comixology's New Subscription Feature

The innovative new digital comics subscription service combined with Marvel's penchant for double shipping titles drives one man deeply into debt and poverty.

Elderly Fans Annoyed by New Sinestro Corps Ongoing Series

The series will be the sixth ongoing Green Lantern family title published by DC Comics, angering fans who grew up in the distant 1990s.