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NBC SHOCKER: Nathan Fillion Invades Community

NBC SHOCKER: Nathan Fillion Invades Community

A Cult Favorite show with a Cult Favorite Guest? Ridiculous.

Marvel Now Just Making Up Fake Creators for Teasers

Marvel Now Just Making Up Fake Creators for Teasers

The latest teaser, OVERDRIVE, advertises a creative team of Felipe Smith and Tradd Moore, who the Outhouse is unable to confirm are real people.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Appearance Causing Trouble for Samuel L. Jackson

S.H.I.E.L.D. Appearance Causing Trouble for Samuel L. Jackson

The movie actor's credibility has been damaged by appearing on a lowly TV show.

Marvel Takes Advantage of Government Shutdown to Release Illegal Number of Teasers

Marvel Takes Advantage of Government Shutdown to Release Illegal Number of Teasers

With the Federal Regulatory Teaser Committee powerless to stop them, Marvel releases an unprecedented three uninspired teasers for New York Comic Con.

(Washington) DC Hires Scott Lobdell To Relaunch American Federal Government

(Washington) DC Hires Scott Lobdell To Relaunch American Federal Government

In hindsight, the 1990s weren’t all that bad for America.

Congress Unanimously Passes Budget Plan After Barbara Boxer Threatens to Recite Ultimatum

Congress Unanimously Passes Budget Plan After Barbara Boxer Threatens to Recite Ultimatum

When reached for comment, Speaker Of The House, John Boehner, could only reply: My ears, they are bleeding!

News From The Future: Geeks Now An Endangered Species: Lightsabers Invented

News From The Future: Geeks Now An Endangered Species: Lightsabers Invented

Self inflicted stupidity now 5th most common cause of death in the world


Bloggers Relieved as Marvel Announces 'The End' of Teasers

Bloggers Relieved as Marvel Announces 'The End' of Teasers

After a relentless assault of Marvel Now 2 teasers this week, the comics media is glad for a weekend respite.

Pope Francis Gives Shocking Interview About Comics Industry

Pope Francis Gives Shocking Interview About Comics Industry

The leader of the Catholic Church expressed concerns about too many crossovers and gimmick covers, encouraging publishers to rely on talented creators and meaningful storytelling instead.

Ghengis Kindt Suffers Setback, Drops off Forever Evil: A.R.G.U.S.

Ghengis Kindt Suffers Setback, Drops off Forever Evil: A.R.G.U.S.

The horde leader/comics writer will be replaced by Sterling Gates.

Outhouse to Sue MTV Geek for Gimmick Infringement

Outhouse to Sue MTV Geek for Gimmick Infringement

The websites may come to legal blows over an article claiming Megan Fox will play Boba Fett in Star Wars Episode 7.

Jealous Geek Claims Freddy Prinze Jr. Ruined His Life

Jealous Geek Claims Freddy Prinze Jr. Ruined His Life

The actor has married Buffy, worked in pro wrestling, voiced a video game, and has now been cast in Star Wars: Rebels.

Fake DC Shocker: Everyone Will Be Batman!

Fake DC Shocker: Everyone Will Be Batman!

A fictional interview with DC Co-Publisher Dan Didio reveals the details on DC's upcoming fictional super-mega-crossover event, Everyone Will Be Batman.

Today is George R. R. Martin's Birthday

Today is George R. R. Martin's Birthday

The author plans to celebrate with a large feast and the shocking murder of his rivals.

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

Four actors in an upcoming fan film inspired by Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Rises are in critical condition thanks to toxic Batgirl Stephanie Brown.

An Ode to the Recently Canceled Scarlet Spider

An Ode to the Recently Canceled Scarlet Spider

In which members of the Scarlet Spider Fan Club fight for the survival of the series ending with December's issue #25.

Dark Horse Horror Trailer Too Damn Scary

Dark Horse Horror Trailer Too Damn Scary

A trailer from Dark Horse Comics for all of their upcoming horror books combined is reportedly just too terrifying.

Vladimir Putin Addresses American People About Ben Affleck Batman Casting

Vladimir Putin Addresses American People About Ben Affleck Batman Casting

In an editorial for the New York Times, the Russian leader voiced his concerns that Affleck was the right choice to play the Dark Knight.

Has Big Comics' Insistence on Reliving the 90s Broken the Timestream?

Has Big Comics' Insistence on Reliving the 90s Broken the Timestream?

The comics industry just wants to party all the time party all the time party all the tiiiiiiime.

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