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Marvel Launches New Weekly Wolverine Comic

Marvel Launches New Weekly Wolverine Comic

Wolverine: Japan's Most Wanted, a 13 part, weekly Infinite Comic, launches today.

Infinity in Trouble After Marvel Blows Entire Budget on Trailer

Infinity in Trouble After Marvel Blows Entire Budget on Trailer

The comic book publisher may face bankruptcy after producing an extravagent trailer for the blockbuster event comic, Infinity.

80 Year Old Man Upset to Learn Lone Ranger is John Carter Sized Bomb

80 Year Old Man Upset to Learn Lone Ranger is John Carter Sized Bomb

The Octogenarian was really looking forward to the movie based on the old timey radio show from the 1930s.

Top Five Most Patriotic Captain America Moments

Top Five Most Patriotic Captain America Moments

In honor of the 4th of July, The Outhouse presents the top five most patriotic Captain America moments! Enjoy!

Exclusive Interview: Aronofsky Talks Noah, Image, and Digital Comics

Exclusive Interview: Aronofsky Talks Noah, Image, and Digital Comics

The Outhouse sits down with Mr. Aronofsky for an interview about the upcoming Image Comics titles.

Man Becomes Destitute After Using Comixology's New Subscription Feature

Man Becomes Destitute After Using Comixology's New Subscription Feature

The innovative new digital comics subscription service combined with Marvel's penchant for double shipping titles drives one man deeply into debt and poverty.

Elderly Fans Annoyed by New Sinestro Corps Ongoing Series

Elderly Fans Annoyed by New Sinestro Corps Ongoing Series

The series will be the sixth ongoing Green Lantern family title published by DC Comics, angering fans who grew up in the distant 1990s.

Supreme Court Rules Against DOOM!!!

Supreme Court Rules Against DOOM!!!

In an historic ruling, the SCOTUS struck down the Latverian dictator and Marvel supervillain as unconstitutional.

ComiXology Planning Own Super-Mega-Crossover Event

ComiXology Planning Own Super-Mega-Crossover Event

The digital comics app wants in on some of that sweet, sweet event action!

Stupid Dogs Don't Know How to Wear Superhero T-Shirts

Stupid Dogs Don't Know How to Wear Superhero T-Shirts

Dogs pictured in promotional photographs for PetSmart wear Marvel and DC comics t-shirts backwards.

More Doom for DC Comics as Robinov Departs Warner?

More Doom for DC Comics as Robinov Departs Warner?

How might things at DC change with the departure of the Warner Bros. executive who restructured the company as DC Entertainment?

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for Two Recently Announced Dynamite Crossovers

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for Two Recently Announced Dynamite Crossovers

The octogenarian nearly spit out his mouthful of Moxie Cola he was drinking when he heard the news.

Marvel Universe Changed Forever One Day Early as Age of Ultron Ending Leaks

Marvel Universe Changed Forever One Day Early as Age of Ultron Ending Leaks

Thanks to a leaked copy of Age of Ultron #10, the Marvel Universe was forced to change forever earlier than expected due to the earth-shattering consequences of the super-mega-crossover event.

Marvel Teases Next Blockbuster Event: Crisis of Infinite Wolverines

Marvel Teases Next Blockbuster Event: Crisis of Infinite Wolverines

In the latest teaser for the final issue of Age of Ultron, Marvel Comics hints at the next big super-mega-crossover event.

Alan Moore Denounces Contributors to Own Kickstarter

Alan Moore Denounces Contributors to Own Kickstarter

After launching a Kickstarter to fund the short film His Heavy Heart, notable comics recluse Alan Moore immediately began berating its contributors for being corporate sellouts.

Man of Steel is Man of $$$$

Man of Steel is Man of $$$$

Man of Steel made $125 million at the box office this weekend, shocking everyone at DC Comics.

Top Twenty Predictions for Age of Ultron's Shocking Ending

Top Twenty Predictions for Age of Ultron's Shocking Ending

The final issue of Age of Ultron will be in stores next week, and The Outhouse tries to guess how the monumental series will end.

Valiant Teams with Panini for Delicious Foreign Language Editions

Valiant Teams with Panini for Delicious Foreign Language Editions

The Flying V teams with the world's foremost toasted sandwich to release Valiant comics in Europe in French and Italian.

Fanboys Declare Sexism Over as All-Female X-Men #1 Tops Sales Charts

Fanboys Declare Sexism Over as All-Female X-Men #1 Tops Sales Charts

With the release of Diamond's May sales statistics, fanboys applaud the end of sexism in comics.

Pot Smokers Drive Denver Comic Con Attendance to New Records

Pot Smokers Drive Denver Comic Con Attendance to New Records

The comic convention more than doubled its attendance this year with over 60,000 attendees.

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