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Legions Of Female Dungeon & Dragons Players Storm CBS Offices Over Big Bang Theory Joke

Legions Of Female Dungeon & Dragons Players Storm CBS Offices Over Big Bang Theory Joke

CBS is about to learn a very important lesson: don’t piss off the geeks.

DC Spoils Own Green Lantern Crossover Event

DC Spoils Own Green Lantern Crossover Event

Green Lantern Corps #20 features an epilogue for "Wrath of the First Lantern," the Green Lantern crossover event that doesn't end for another two weeks.

Robert Redford Spoils Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Robert Redford Spoils Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The Academy Award winning actor spilled the beans on the upcoming Captain America sequel. Be warned: spoilers inside!

Matt Kindt Joins Kris Kross

Matt Kindt Joins Kris Kross

Matt "Mac Daddy" Kindt will replace Chris Kelly in the fashion-backward rap group.

Shane Black to Commit Career Suicide, Direct Doc Savage Movie

Shane Black to Commit Career Suicide, Direct Doc Savage Movie

Black is taking the Frank Miller fast track to failure.

Mutant Activist Groups Battle Over 2nd Amendment Rights

Mutant Activist Groups Battle Over 2nd Amendment Rights

There is some confusion as to which definition of “bear” the founding fathers meant.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to See Iron Man 3 Dominate Box Office Charts

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to See Iron Man 3 Dominate Box Office Charts

The success of Robert Downey Jr.'s Iron Man 3 came as a huge surprise to one man who missed out on last 14 years of pop culture.

North Korea Convinced Genosha Exists And That Marvel Is Lying To Them

North Korea Convinced Genosha Exists And That Marvel Is Lying To Them

After South Korea extracted all of its citizens from a North Korean factory, the isolated country turns to the fictional country of Genosha and their mutate slaves.

Disney:

Disney: "Rehab Is For Quitters"

It’s good to see Disney attacking some serious issues for a change.

Surviving The Boston Comic Con, According To CNN And The New York Post

Surviving The Boston Comic Con, According To CNN And The New York Post

In an effort to draw attention away from the completely unfair misrepresentations of their totally not race baiting, fear mongering, unethical, irresponsible, and dangerous reporting on the Boston Marathon bombing, CNN and The New York Post have teamed up to write a “Survival Guide” for this weekend’s Boston Comic Con.

Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of  Star Wars Episode VII

Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode VII

The comedian delivers quite possibly what fans really want to see in Star Wars: Episode VII.

Sequester Update: US To Shut Down Sentinel Program Due To Budget Costs

Sequester Update: US To Shut Down Sentinel Program Due To Budget Costs

Project: Wideawake has fallen victim to federal budget cuts and has been forced to postpone all research and development indefinitely.

Two Generations Of British Writers Line-Up To Apologize To Margaret Thatcher’s Corpse

Two Generations Of British Writers Line-Up To Apologize To Margaret Thatcher’s Corpse

No one wants to be the last to say, "I’m sorry" for fear of being rounded up.

Tennessee Legislators Move To Kill Voucher Bill To Avoid Funds Going To Mutant School

Tennessee Legislators Move To Kill Voucher Bill To Avoid Funds Going To Mutant School

At least they are not establishing a State Religion like North Carolina, cause that always ends well.

Crowdfunded Young Justice & Green Lantern: The Animated Series Projects Canceled

Crowdfunded Young Justice & Green Lantern: The Animated Series Projects Canceled

Smgo.TV announced that the crowd-funded attempts to resurrect both shows have been canceled.

FOX To Sue CBS Over Under The Dome / The Simpsons Movie Similarities

FOX To Sue CBS Over Under The Dome / The Simpsons Movie Similarities

"Wait... isn't "Under the Dome" the same plot as the Simpsons movie?" ~John Layman

The Outhouse Joins The White Knights: SPOILERS For The Walking Dead Season Finale

The Outhouse Joins The White Knights: SPOILERS For The Walking Dead Season Finale

After years of fighting it, The Outhouse has been absorbed by the feels of the internets

Pope Francis to Skip Easter Mass, Watch Walking Dead and Game of Thrones Instead

Pope Francis to Skip Easter Mass, Watch Walking Dead and Game of Thrones Instead

The new pontiff is considering pushing the sacred holiday back to "after sweeps."

DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Has anyone ever met anyone who liked Tyler Perry?

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