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Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Fans report vaguely recalling a series by this name from long, long ago, but can't quite put their finger on it.

Comic Industry Reacts to Resurrected Caliber Comics

Industry pros are fearful that the revived comics publisher may be the harbinger for a zombie apocalypse.

KATS COMPLAIN CAMREN BICONDOVA NOT FELINE ENOUGH 2 PULAY KATWOMAN IN GOTHAM

Ignoring accusations of speciesism, cats around the internet are complaining loudly about the first pics of Cameran Bicondova as Catwoman in Fox's Gotham.

Man Outraged after Earthquake Knocks Over Action Figures

Dozens of the man's action figures were knocked over when a 4.4 magnitude earthquake hit Los Angeles.

Dan Slott London Super Comic Con Scandal

Spider-Man scribe latest comic creator to be accused of misconduct, after reportedly mauling Rich Johnston.

Outhouse Volunteers to Be Voice of Reason in Canadian Convention Sexism Scandal

Fan Expo Canada is calling for a fair and reasonable journalist to accurately portray their side of the story. Look no further, canucks - we're right here!

DC Makes White Character Black Right Before St. Patrick's Day

Pale white people were either offended or drunk because of the change.

Miami Heat Jersey Debacle Opens New Avenues for Avoiding Responsibility

After Lebron James blamed Jerseys for a 111-87 loss against the San Antonio Spurs, the entire comic industry is trying to use the excuse.

Andrew Garfield Storms Out of Oscars After Discovering Batkid Has Stolen Job, Popularity, Girlfriend

The actor was upset to learn that a five year old was more of a superhero than he was.

Top Five Suspects in comiXology Password Hacking

The digital comics purveyor is requiring users to change passwords after they were stolen by hackers.

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to be Double Canceled After Hitting New Ratings Low

Tuesday's episode scored the lowest rating in the history of the show.

Unborn Fetus Cast in Major Role for Avengers 2

It's unknown what character the fetus will be playing, but sources say it's a done deal for the upcoming Avengers sequel: Age of Ultron.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Returns Tonight, But Fans Losing Interest in Complaining About It

Excitement for bitching about the show is waning as quality improves and fans pine for new episodes after long breaks.

CBR Wants Pictures of Your Dick

In hopes of obtaining lots of pictures of dicks, ComicBookResources has started an Instagram account.

Comic Industry Reacts as DC Occupies Image's Utility Closet

Some publishers are condemning the move, while others are urging for a diplomatic end to the escalating crisis.

Marvel Staff Reacts as Bear Enters Marvel Office

A wild animal was spotted in the Marvel offices and was subdued by the staff.

Will Samuel Jackson Return for Rumored New Matrix Trilogy?

A new rumor claims Warner Bros. is planning a new Matrix Trilogy to compete with Star Wars.