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Final DC Writer's Workshop Revealed to Be Elaborate Death Trap

Final DC Writer's Workshop Revealed to Be Elaborate Death Trap

The final class of comic book writer thought they would receive lessons from Scott Snyder, but instead they received THEIR DOOM!

In Wake of Gene Wilder Passing, World's Top Scientists Tap Comic Book Industry to Reboot Reality

In Wake of Gene Wilder Passing, World's Top Scientists Tap Comic Book Industry to Reboot Reality

Honestly, it's our only hope to salvage this shitty god damn year.

BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

Once again, a DC Comics contract signing ends in violence.


DC Comics to Sacrifice Intern Live on YouTube During 8-Hour Celebration

DC Comics to Sacrifice Intern Live on YouTube During 8-Hour Celebration

The publisher is thankful to the gods for its recent success, and hopes to continue its market share winning streak in exchange for the sacrifice.

Michael Bay Displays His

Michael Bay Displays His "Hot Rod" All Over Instagram in Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Reveal!!

The director realizes that no matter what he does, we'll still all see this movie and has posted nothing but pictures of his "Hot Rod" on Instagram.

REPORT: Faulty Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitt to Be Villain of Next Marvel Super-Mega-Crossover Event

REPORT: Faulty Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitt to Be Villain of Next Marvel Super-Mega-Crossover Event

As the comics-themed oven mitt continues to injure users, Marvel plans to capitalize on their misfortune with an event comic.

REVEALED: Comic Book Writer's Tweets Are Dems' Secret Weapon to Win Election

REVEALED: Comic Book Writer's Tweets Are Dems' Secret Weapon to Win Election

Marvel Comics scribe Nick Spencer may singlehandedly decide the election with his Twitter account.

Grizzled Jonah Weiland Crashes SDCC with CBR Yacht, Vows to Save Comics Journalism

Grizzled Jonah Weiland Crashes SDCC with CBR Yacht, Vows to Save Comics Journalism

The former owner of Comic Book Resources has finally returned, and he's looking for vengeance!

REPORT: Early Comic Con Attendees Baffled By Drastic Changes to Event

REPORT: Early Comic Con Attendees Baffled By Drastic Changes to Event

Visitors to the annual Comic Con event were surprised Monday when they arrived at the event center to find a very different atmosphere than past years.

REPORT: Nick Spencer Catatonic After Valiant Secures Clinton Cameo

REPORT: Nick Spencer Catatonic After Valiant Secures Clinton Cameo

The political commentator and part time Marvel Comics writer was shocked and saddened that his beloved Hillary chose a different comic company to appear in.

In Wake of Frank Cho Censorship Scandal, Political Science Professor Explains Censorship

In Wake of Frank Cho Censorship Scandal, Political Science Professor Explains Censorship

The Outhouse feels it's important to educate people on the issues.

EXXXCLUSIVE: Lemire, Deodato, Starlin Talk New Thanos Series at Marvel

EXXXCLUSIVE: Lemire, Deodato, Starlin Talk New Thanos Series at Marvel

You won't want to miss this EXXXCLUSIVE interview with the talented creative team of this exciting new book, and Jim Starlin.

BREAKING: Marvel Prepping New Indiana Jones Series w/ Female Jones

BREAKING: Marvel Prepping New Indiana Jones Series w/ Female Jones

Jessica Jones will play the role of the famous archaeologist, but she'll be a private detective instead and use superpowers instead of a whip. Uh, it's actually nothing like Indiana Jones, now that we think about it.

Election SHOCKER: Quantum and Woody Leading Hillary, Trump in New National Poll

Election SHOCKER: Quantum and Woody Leading Hillary, Trump in New National Poll

In a major upset, the Valiant Entertainment comic book has taken a massive lead in the U.S. presidential race.

George Miller Takes Adult Coloring Books to the Next Level, Releases Mad Max Without Color

George Miller Takes Adult Coloring Books to the Next Level, Releases Mad Max Without Color

Like a Madness song, Miller is taking coloring books one step beyond.

Marvel to Make Avengers Great Again With U.S.Avengers

Marvel to Make Avengers Great Again With U.S.Avengers

The Avengers are going to be really, really great. Believe us.

Young Marvel Superheroes

Young Marvel Superheroes "Quitting" in Droves; Will Smart Readers Follow Suit?

Ms. Marvel, Nova, Miles Morales, and Hulk have had enough of this shit... how about you?

Swype File: Man Claims Latest Marvel Teaser Stolen From Shower Mosaic

Swype File: Man Claims Latest Marvel Teaser Stolen From Shower Mosaic

The teaser exactly mimics the tile pattern the man has had in his shower since 1997.

The EXTREME Adventures of Rob Liefeld: Liefeldyverse Rebirthed

The EXTREME Adventures of Rob Liefeld: Liefeldyverse Rebirthed

Whole Foods, Gelato, and the announcement of Rob's newest and perhaps most extreme project to date!

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