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Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

If you're feeling ashamed of yourself after reading Slate.com today, The Outhouse is here to save you from your own cultural inadequacy.

President Obama Apologizes for Outing CIA Station Chief, X-Men Days of Future Past Spoilers

President Obama Apologizes for Outing CIA Station Chief, X-Men Days of Future Past Spoilers

The White House is in full damage control mode after a press release spoiled both the blockbuster superhero movie and the identity of the Kabul station chief.

Alan Moore Launches New Comic Book App He Will Loathe In 10 Years

Alan Moore Launches New Comic Book App He Will Loathe In 10 Years

Woe be to all creators who even think about using his technology the way he uses it.


Outhouse to Report on All of Dennis Barger's Facebook Updates From Now On Just to Scoop Bleeding Cool

Outhouse to Report on All of Dennis Barger's Facebook Updates From Now On Just to Scoop Bleeding Cool

The snarky website will develop an "RSS feed" of Barger's facebook posts, which currently supply over 60% of Bleeding Cool's articles.

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

The Outhouse reveals the source of the epic elevator fight that's captured the attention of the world!


Condoleezza Rice Backs Out of Rutgers Speech in Response to Futures End #0 (SPOILERS)

Condoleezza Rice Backs Out of Rutgers Speech in Response to Futures End #0 (SPOILERS)

The former National Security Advisor and Secretary of State will not give the speech because DC's Free Comic Book Day offering was so crappy.

Outhouse: The Last Comic Forum Standing

Outhouse: The Last Comic Forum Standing

Or, you know, CBR could just be down. But where’s the fun in that?

C2E2 Exclusive: Marvel Announces Sequel to Thanos Rising by Seventh Young Gun Artist

C2E2 Exclusive: Marvel Announces Sequel to Thanos Rising by Seventh Young Gun Artist

Everyone else had an exclusive this weekend, so why not us?

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

The eighty year old comedienne infuriated everyone this week by refusing to apologize for a tasteless joke.

Outhouse Exclusive: Marvel To Celebrate 100 Years Of Wrigley Field

Outhouse Exclusive: Marvel To Celebrate 100 Years Of Wrigley Field

Now, if only the Cubs could reboot their continuity at the end of every season.

Experts Speak Out in Defense of Objectification of Women in Comics

Experts Speak Out in Defense of Objectification of Women in Comics

There's two sides to every story; never let it be said that The Outhouse isn't fair and balanced.

Outhouse Snubbed Again in 2014 Eisner Nominations, Fires Back With Unhinged Rant

Outhouse Snubbed Again in 2014 Eisner Nominations, Fires Back With Unhinged Rant

All 2014 nominees are now officially on the satirical website's 2014 shit list.

Man Upset That Friend Spoiled Last Night's Game of Thrones Episode Fourteen Years Ago (SPOILERS)

Man Upset That Friend Spoiled Last Night's Game of Thrones Episode Fourteen Years Ago (SPOILERS)

The man believes his friend should have prefaced his statements with a spoiler warning in case the book he was talking about was ever made into a popular television show.

Matt Fraction Reveals Outrageous Nepotism Problem in Comics Industry

Matt Fraction Reveals Outrageous Nepotism Problem in Comics Industry

The writer got his six year old son a job writing Adventure Time comics for BOOM! Studios.

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

Fans were turned off to comic books after experiencing true art in the form of George W Bush's portraits of world leaders.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Producers Blame Bison Flight From Yellowstone Volcano for Ratings Low

S.H.I.E.L.D. Producers Blame Bison Flight From Yellowstone Volcano for Ratings Low

As the ratings for Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. hit another all time low, producers are blaming the pending eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano.

Lost Producers Celebrate after Watching How I Met Your Mother Finale

Lost Producers Celebrate after Watching How I Met Your Mother Finale

The producers were happy their ending could no longer be called the worst finale of all time.

United Nations Moves to Ban

United Nations Moves to Ban "LOL" From Planet Earth after Scott Lobdell Interview

Lobdell described his "fans" as Lovers of Lobdell, aka LOL, prompting an international response.

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