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Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

The baby variants are in danger of destroying the comics ecosystem according to one top scientist.

A Chinese Company Sued Michael Bay's Transformers: Age of Extinction... But What Happened Next Was More Than Met the Eye

A Chinese Company Sued Michael Bay's Transformers: Age of Extinction... But What Happened Next Was More Than Met the Eye

The Beijing Pangu Investment Co. Ltd. is sick and tired of Michael Bay's crap, and they're not going to take it anymore.

Marvel to Offer Financing Plans for New $4.99 Price Point

Marvel to Offer Financing Plans for New $4.99 Price Point

With the age of the five dollar comic quickly approaching, Marvel will offer fans options to stay afloat.

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

The Florida Department of Citrus will pay Marvel ONE MILLION DOLLARS to reimagine their Captain Citrus character.

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

The Outhouse brings you news from the year 2068! You heard it here first!

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

A new movie poster for Guardians of the Galaxy does not reveal Zoe Saldana's posterior.

Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

If you're feeling ashamed of yourself after reading Slate.com today, The Outhouse is here to save you from your own cultural inadequacy.

President Obama Apologizes for Outing CIA Station Chief, X-Men Days of Future Past Spoilers

President Obama Apologizes for Outing CIA Station Chief, X-Men Days of Future Past Spoilers

The White House is in full damage control mode after a press release spoiled both the blockbuster superhero movie and the identity of the Kabul station chief.

Alan Moore Launches New Comic Book App He Will Loathe In 10 Years

Alan Moore Launches New Comic Book App He Will Loathe In 10 Years

Woe be to all creators who even think about using his technology the way he uses it.


Outhouse to Report on All of Dennis Barger's Facebook Updates From Now On Just to Scoop Bleeding Cool

Outhouse to Report on All of Dennis Barger's Facebook Updates From Now On Just to Scoop Bleeding Cool

The snarky website will develop an "RSS feed" of Barger's facebook posts, which currently supply over 60% of Bleeding Cool's articles.

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

The Outhouse reveals the source of the epic elevator fight that's captured the attention of the world!


Condoleezza Rice Backs Out of Rutgers Speech in Response to Futures End #0 (SPOILERS)

Condoleezza Rice Backs Out of Rutgers Speech in Response to Futures End #0 (SPOILERS)

The former National Security Advisor and Secretary of State will not give the speech because DC's Free Comic Book Day offering was so crappy.

Outhouse: The Last Comic Forum Standing

Outhouse: The Last Comic Forum Standing

Or, you know, CBR could just be down. But where’s the fun in that?

C2E2 Exclusive: Marvel Announces Sequel to Thanos Rising by Seventh Young Gun Artist

C2E2 Exclusive: Marvel Announces Sequel to Thanos Rising by Seventh Young Gun Artist

Everyone else had an exclusive this weekend, so why not us?

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

Because She's Fucking Joan Rivers!

The eighty year old comedienne infuriated everyone this week by refusing to apologize for a tasteless joke.

Outhouse Exclusive: Marvel To Celebrate 100 Years Of Wrigley Field

Outhouse Exclusive: Marvel To Celebrate 100 Years Of Wrigley Field

Now, if only the Cubs could reboot their continuity at the end of every season.

Experts Speak Out in Defense of Objectification of Women in Comics

Experts Speak Out in Defense of Objectification of Women in Comics

There's two sides to every story; never let it be said that The Outhouse isn't fair and balanced.

Outhouse Snubbed Again in 2014 Eisner Nominations, Fires Back With Unhinged Rant

Outhouse Snubbed Again in 2014 Eisner Nominations, Fires Back With Unhinged Rant

All 2014 nominees are now officially on the satirical website's 2014 shit list.

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