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Overthought Bubble #22: Think-piece? No, Please.

Overthought Bubble #22: Think-piece? No, Please.

This week's column has a very special guest writer.

Outhouse Graciously Accepts 2016 Eisner Nomination

Outhouse Graciously Accepts 2016 Eisner Nomination

The 2016 nominations have been released, and we're sure we got one!

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Things got out of control when Bill Jemas unleashed a zombie plague on the company for April Fools.

REPORT: Fan Petition Calls for Fans to Stop Making Fan Petitions

REPORT: Fan Petition Calls for Fans to Stop Making Fan Petitions

The petition has hundreds of thousands of signatures and has been featured on several serious comic book websites.

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

DC Rebirth: It's everything you love about New 52... minus Gail Simone.

Disney Corporation Censors State of Georgia Over Religious Freedom Bill

Disney Corporation Censors State of Georgia Over Religious Freedom Bill

Because as we all know, the free market is censorship if it's used to promote inclusivity.

C2E2: Mark Waid, Dan Slott Refusing to Let Anyone Leave Convention Until Everyone Admits Superman Doesn't Kill

C2E2: Mark Waid, Dan Slott Refusing to Let Anyone Leave Convention Until Everyone Admits Superman Doesn't Kill

Waid has been joined by Dan Slott in a barricade at the exits of C2E2 in an attempt to settle the Man of Steel argument once and for all.

HELP! I LOST MY PARENT AT C2E2; THEY'RE DRESSED AS A DEADPOOL

HELP! I LOST MY PARENT AT C2E2; THEY'RE DRESSED AS A DEADPOOL

Let's try another one, another one, anoth-

C2E2: Livid Mark Waid Turns All-New All-Different Avengers Panel Into

C2E2: Livid Mark Waid Turns All-New All-Different Avengers Panel Into "Superman Doesn't Kill" Tirade

Attendees to the Marvel panel got more than they expected when an angry Waid changed the subject at the last minute.

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

Everyone wanted to get their hands on Double Take's Genesis III Super Packs.

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

Double Take's Super Packs are one step closer to winning the Republican presidential nomination and control of The Outhouse.

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

The writer of three Marvel books has stopped eating, sleeping, and blinking as he dedicates literally all of his free time to Hillary Clinton tweets.

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

Will voters support Bill Jemas's beloved Super Packs, or will the forces of establishment politics win again? The only ones who can DECIDE are U!

Obama Nominates Bill Jemas as New Supreme Court Judge

Obama Nominates Bill Jemas as New Supreme Court Judge

Jemas is interested in the Judge role, there may have been some confusion.

Man Breaks Up With Valentine After Disagreement Over Seeing Deadpool Movie

Man Breaks Up With Valentine After Disagreement Over Seeing Deadpool Movie

The man continued a 4 year streak of awful luck on the lovers' holiday this year.

Rob Liefeld Hoping Rob Liefeld Will Be Rob Liefeld's Valentine

Rob Liefeld Hoping Rob Liefeld Will Be Rob Liefeld's Valentine

It's a match made in heaven, or possibly some other place.

New Hampshire Primaries Bring Most Important Contest in American History to Forefront of Nation: U-DECIDE-2

New Hampshire Primaries Bring Most Important Contest in American History to Forefront of Nation: U-DECIDE-2

Learn how you can do your part to ensure the future of America, starting TONIGHT!

Sitcom Shocker: Big Bang Theory's Saga Joke is No Laughing Matter

Sitcom Shocker: Big Bang Theory's Saga Joke is No Laughing Matter

The popular sitcom referenced Vaughan and Staples' popular comic on a recent episode, but, more importantly, it implied that male nerds masturbate.

REPORT: Over 30 Titles Delayed Due to Twitter Updates

REPORT: Over 30 Titles Delayed Due to Twitter Updates

Guess that means we'll have to wait even longer for Image United.

Groundhog Day to Determine Fate of Failing Comic Book Industry

Groundhog Day to Determine Fate of Failing Comic Book Industry

We'll either have three more weeks before total collapse, or one more year.

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