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At Republican National Convention, Double Take's Jemas Vows to Make American Comics Great Again w/ 10 Trade Paperbacks

At Republican National Convention, Double Take's Jemas Vows to Make American Comics Great Again w/ 10 Trade Paperbacks

Jemas revealed the company's future publishing plans to delagates at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.

Fate of Universe Hangs in Balance, You Must Back Double Take Kickstarter Today

Fate of Universe Hangs in Balance, You Must Back Double Take Kickstarter Today

You have one last chance to save the world and save yourself, so head to Kickstarter and buy a Double Take Super Pack today!

Will This Month's Comic Bento Contain a Mint Copy of Amazing Fantasy #15? The Answer May Surprise You!

Will This Month's Comic Bento Contain a Mint Copy of Amazing Fantasy #15? The Answer May Surprise You!

One of comics most valuable prizes could be yours for just $17.50 if this rumor is true!

Revolutionary New Comic Targets Child Audience

Revolutionary New Comic Targets Child Audience

Charles C. Dowd's Penny Powers and the Maniacal Meatloaf Monster needs your support on Kickstarter!

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Things got out of control when Bill Jemas unleashed a zombie plague on the company for April Fools.

Celebrate Our New Sponsors By Eating Comic Bento for Lunch Today!

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It's the most nutritionally balanced comic subscription box service on the market today!

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

Everyone wanted to get their hands on Double Take's Genesis III Super Packs.

BREAKING: Bill Jemas Donates $15 to Ross Perot Campaign

BREAKING: Bill Jemas Donates $15 to Ross Perot Campaign

Editors at Double Take showed even more apathy toward their leader's donation than Marvel editors.

Unhinged Bill Jemas to Give Away Free

Unhinged Bill Jemas to Give Away Free "Ultimate Night of the Living Dead" Comics on Launch Day

Each of Double Take's ten launch titles will be free to read digitally on their website!

Bill Jemas Returns to Comics, And He's Out For Revenge!

Bill Jemas Returns to Comics, And He's Out For Revenge!

Former Marvel Publisher Bill Jemas is back on the comic book scene, and he's looking for vengeance against all those who have wronged him!

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