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Star Wars


AFOL Friday: Mos Eisley Cantina

AFOL Friday: Mos Eisley Cantina

Who shot first? Han or Greedo? It's up to you!

Super Hero Speak - #128: A Force Awakens

Super Hero Speak - #128: A Force Awakens

This week Super Hero Speak breaks down their favorite parts of the trailer for The Force Awakens.

Controversial Retailer Dennis Barger Jr. in Financial Dire Straights Over Action Figure Snafu

Controversial Retailer Dennis Barger Jr. in Financial Dire Straights Over Action Figure Snafu

Learn how you can help everyone's favorite industry blowhard escape certain doom by buying some variant covers on eBay.


Racist Star Wars Fan Club Has Surprisingly Successful First Meeting.

Racist Star Wars Fan Club Has Surprisingly Successful First Meeting.

The group aims to combine their two main passions: a love for the rich tapestry of Star Wars films and an irrational hatred of all minorities.


REPORT: Even Most Racists Can't Take Ridiculous #BoycottStarWars Hashtag Seriously

REPORT: Even Most Racists Can't Take Ridiculous #BoycottStarWars Hashtag Seriously

A new social movement claiming the new Star Wars movie is anti-white propaganda is simply too idiotic, even for idiots.

REPORT: Unpaid Intern Regrets Not Including More Characters in Star Wars: Force Awakens Poster

REPORT: Unpaid Intern Regrets Not Including More Characters in Star Wars: Force Awakens Poster

If only there were a precedent for adding characters to Star Wars in post-production...



Forces Awaken for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'! New Poster! Marathons!

Forces Awaken for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'! New Poster! Marathons!

With a new trailer about to hit tomorrow, we've got a new poster to fawn over, and the announcement some were waiting for: a marathon of all six movies leading up to the newest.

Did A Leak Of 2016 Lego Sets Reveal Another New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Vehicle?

Did A Leak Of 2016 Lego Sets Reveal Another New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Vehicle?

Or does a certain starfighter need to cut back on the cookies?


NYCC: Fans of Star Wars Prequel Rejoice -- Obi-Wan and Anakin Comic Announced by Marvel

NYCC: Fans of Star Wars Prequel Rejoice -- Obi-Wan and Anakin Comic Announced by Marvel

Charles Soule and Marco Checchetto will serve time on the series announced at the Cup O' Joe panel.

NYCC: See The 'Star Wars Rebels' Season 2 NYCC Trailer

NYCC: See The 'Star Wars Rebels' Season 2 NYCC Trailer

The Rebels should have a bad feeling about this…



Star Wars Rebels: Buffy The Jedi Slayer?

Star Wars Rebels: Buffy The Jedi Slayer?

Sarah Michelle Gellar's role revealed, were you expecting it?


NOOOOOOOOO! Hayden Christensen to Reportedly Reprise Star Wars Role

NOOOOOOOOO! Hayden Christensen to Reportedly Reprise Star Wars Role

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