Tuesday, September 1, 2015 • Evening Edition • "Those who arrive survive. Maybe."

Star Wars


'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Episode II: The Second Trailer!!

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Episode II: The Second Trailer!!

NEW TRAILER! NEW FOOTAGE!! You're already foaming at the mouth with anticipation?

Thank The Maker! 'Star Wars Celebration 2015' Will Be Livestreamed

Thank The Maker! 'Star Wars Celebration 2015' Will Be Livestreamed

There is a Dark Side… it's powered by Verizon.

Greg Rucka To Write “Star Wars VII” Prequel, “Shattered Empire”

Greg Rucka To Write “Star Wars VII” Prequel, “Shattered Empire”

I wonder if there will be a “scrolling text” look to the title page.


Marvel Comics Previews For March 25

Marvel Comics Previews For March 25

Previews of five $3.99 titles


RUMOR - Star Wars Episode IX Gets Director

RUMOR - Star Wars Episode IX Gets Director

That’s 9 for those of you who have forgotten fourth grade math.


Stuart Immonen Will Take Over Star Wars with #8, Special Guest Artist Teased for #7

Stuart Immonen Will Take Over Star Wars with #8, Special Guest Artist Teased for #7

Who will it be?! You'll have to tune into (insert mainstream media outlet here) later this week to find out!

John Cassaday to Stay on Star Wars Comic for Personal Best Six Issues in a Row

John Cassaday to Stay on Star Wars Comic for Personal Best Six Issues in a Row

Congratulations to Mr. Cassaday on his unprecedented longevity!




Star Wars Stand-Alone Film Titled, Episode VIII Date Confirmed (Updated)

Star Wars Stand-Alone Film Titled, Episode VIII Date Confirmed (Updated)

Are you ready for your annual Star Wars cinema fix?


Obsessed George Lucas Personally

Obsessed George Lucas Personally "Special Editioning" Every Copy of Marvel's Star Wars Comics

The Star Wars creator purchased every copy from Midtown comics and has set to work editing them with white-out and crayons.

'Star Wars Rebels' Recruit Sarah Michelle Gellar

'Star Wars Rebels' Recruit Sarah Michelle Gellar

Bringing together wife and husband…



Darth Vader Returns in 'Star Wars: Rebels' Season Finale

Darth Vader Returns in 'Star Wars: Rebels' Season Finale

With an impending epic confrontation with the Inquisitor approaching, it appears things are only going from bad to worse for the scalawags, with the Dark Lord of the Sith pulling an appearance in the episode.

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