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TMNT

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Pro Wrestler Sheamus is Rocksteady in TMNT 2

Pro Wrestler Sheamus is Rocksteady in TMNT 2

The accent will be weird, but otherwise they kind of look alike.

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Bendis in Talks to Play

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Bendis in Talks to Play "Krang's Body" in TMNT 2

Perhaps this is the reason Uncanny X-Men #600 has been pushed back??

Michael Bay's TMNT Casts Bebop, Nothing Overtly Horrible About It

Michael Bay's TMNT Casts Bebop, Nothing Overtly Horrible About It

But we're still waiting for the other shoe to drop.

For Some Reason, Here's Some New Pics of Megan Fox in Sexy Schoolgirl (and Teacher) Costume for TMNT2

For Some Reason, Here's Some New Pics of Megan Fox in Sexy Schoolgirl (and Teacher) Costume for TMNT2

We're assuming the entire purpose of this scene is to give websites writing about it mistaken porn clicks.

Bay's TMNT Gets New Shredder... A Super Shredder?!

Bay's TMNT Gets New Shredder... A Super Shredder?!

Go ninja go ninja go! No seriously, go. You're fired, Tohoru Masamune.

Check Out These Images of Battle Wagon, Batmobile from Michael Bay's TMNT 2

Check Out These Images of Battle Wagon, Batmobile from Michael Bay's TMNT 2

Why, Bay, why? Oh god! The humanity! No, wait! The turtality!


Leaked TMNT #48 Cover Image Reveals Major Donatello Spoilers

Leaked TMNT #48 Cover Image Reveals Major Donatello Spoilers

IDW is said to be none too happy about the leaked reveal of the blacked out cover for TMNT #48!

Goongala! Stephen Amell Cast as Casey Jones for 'TMNT 2'

Goongala! Stephen Amell Cast as Casey Jones for 'TMNT 2'

The Arrow star has been cast as the hockey wielding vigilante.

Rifftrax Releases 10 Worst Movies of 2014 List

Rifftrax Releases 10 Worst Movies of 2014 List

Rifftrax has released the top 10 worst movies of the year. The saddest thing about this is Zechs has seen eight of the ten movies on the list.

A New Director and Direction for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2'

A New Director and Direction for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2'

Hopefully in new direction they change the designs, recast April, keep Shredder, and the all the voice actors save Johnny Knox.

Nickelodeon FINALLY Showing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2k3 Cartoon

Nickelodeon FINALLY Showing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2k3 Cartoon

It took them four years, but Nick will be showing the previous Turtles cartoon's first two seasons on NickToons from December 22-28.

Concept Art of Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang for Michael Bay's TMNT 2 Oozes Online

Concept Art of Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang for Michael Bay's TMNT 2 Oozes Online

Possible concept art for the two evil mutants and the evil warlord of Dimension X have been accidentally leaked.


New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Episode Finds Its Way Onto Internet & Zechs Rejoices

New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Episode Finds Its Way Onto Internet & Zechs Rejoices

The leaked episode is just one big homage to greatest film ever made: Big Trouble in Little China. SQUEE!!!!!!

'The Expendables 3' Proves to Be Expendable at the Box-Office, 'TMNT' Wins Again

'The Expendables 3' Proves to Be Expendable at the Box-Office, 'TMNT' Wins Again

The PG-13 rating just wasn't the charm for the third outing of the Expendables franchise as the sinful TMNT wins for the second week in a row and GoTG hits a milestone.

No Turtles Here! TMNT #37 Review

No Turtles Here! TMNT #37 Review

Shredder and General Krang hash it out.

Megan Fox Was Right: 'TMNT' Huge Hit, Sequel Announced for 2016

Megan Fox Was Right: 'TMNT' Huge Hit, Sequel Announced for 2016

Some people just want to see the cinema world burn, apparently. In related news: there's already an OH! pool to force Zechs to see the sequel... wait what?

No Hope Left for Humanity as Michael Bay's TMNT On Track for $65 Million Opening Weekend

No Hope Left for Humanity as Michael Bay's TMNT On Track for $65 Million Opening Weekend

Despite being panned by critics and anyone with sense, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looks like it will beat Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend.

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