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McDonald's to Bring that Goddamn Szechuan Sauce to More Locations and More in Stock!

McDonald's to Bring that Goddamn Szechuan Sauce to More Locations and More in Stock!

Oh, you thought this tale was over didn't you? Well, it isn't! McDonald's is bringing back that precious Mulan Szechuan Sauce en mass now in more locations! Get ready folks!

'Transformers 2019' to Ignore 'Transformers: The Last Knight' And Ignore It Like Most Who Saw it!

'Transformers 2019' to Ignore 'Transformers: The Last Knight' And Ignore It Like Most Who Saw it!

Hasbro issued a ballsy statement at an expo stating the 2019 Transformers movie will have an entirely new story, and mulligan the story that this year's entry kicked off.




New 'Transformers: Cyberverse' Cartoon Announced

New 'Transformers: Cyberverse' Cartoon Announced

Also a follow up to another cartoon and an animated movie update

John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

The wrestler has joined the cast of the Transformers spinoff film. Have the odds ever been this greatly stacked against him to overcome?!

'Transformers: Titans Return' Animated Series Will Have Voice Actors Return

'Transformers: Titans Return' Animated Series Will Have Voice Actors Return

Might sound a bit like The Transformers: The Movie

SDCC: Hasbro To Produce Limited Release Toys Based On Comic Based On Toys

SDCC: Hasbro To Produce Limited Release Toys Based On Comic Based On Toys

Revolution boxed set to debut at San Diego Comic-Con

Transformers: The Last Knight Video Review

Transformers: The Last Knight Video Review

A blight on cinema, as Bay outdoes himself with quite possibly the worst movie of the entire franchise.

Newest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Aims for Worst Poster of the Year!

Newest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Aims for Worst Poster of the Year!

Well, at least the posters now are level with the cinematic experience we're going to get.

'Transformers: Till All Are One' Series Ends This July

'Transformers: Till All Are One' Series Ends This July

Though you still will be able to get a dose of the characters late this year or early next.

Michael Bay Assures Fans 'Transformers: The Last Knight' is Not an Over Three Hour Cinematic Abomination-- It's Only Just Two Hour Cinematic Abomination!

Michael Bay Assures Fans 'Transformers: The Last Knight' is Not an Over Three Hour Cinematic Abomination-- It's Only Just Two Hour Cinematic Abomination!

The director became the soothing voice of calm in stating the latest Transformers movie would be the shortest one yet after rumors persisted the movie had an over three-hour runtime.


Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Trailer is Just Nuts!

Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Trailer is Just Nuts!

Basically, the same plot as always: giant robots beating the crap out of each other with a sudden "McGuffin" the previous films have never hinted at.

Anthony Hopkins Performs Greatest Feat of Acting by Claiming Michael Bay is a Genius With a Straight Face!

Anthony Hopkins Performs Greatest Feat of Acting by Claiming Michael Bay is a Genius With a Straight Face!

Even at his age, the seasoned actor awaits probably his greatest acting challenge: talking positively about being in a Transformers movie and working for Michael Bay.

Michael Bay Says 14 Transformers Stories Are in Development, God Help Us All!!

Michael Bay Says 14 Transformers Stories Are in Development, God Help Us All!!

We're gonna need a bigger bottle of booze to enjoy these films if this is true.


New Human Lead Highlights the Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Trailer!

New Human Lead Highlights the Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Trailer!

The latest trailer for the movie puts a huge spotlight on the newest human character to the franchise, Isabela Moner's Izzy. and suddenly TIE Scouts?! Wait, why is this crossing over with Star Wars? Where's the G.I. Joe and M.A.S.K. crossover ideas?!

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