Monday, February 19, 2018 • Evening Edition • "The Outhouse Universe will never be the same!"

Transformers


New York Toy Fair 2018

New York Toy Fair 2018

Once more, all the glorious geeky promotions from Hasbro, Mattel, NECA, and others will be on display at this year's Toy Fair!

The Nightmare is Over! Hasbro to Reboot Transformers Movie Franchise!

The Nightmare is Over! Hasbro to Reboot Transformers Movie Franchise!

The Last Knight was truly the last night for the Bayformers of Transformers. The franchise will reset after Bumblebee: The Movie.

Paramount Releases Full 'Transformers: The Last Knight' score for Free!

Paramount Releases Full 'Transformers: The Last Knight' score for Free!

Offer expires while you wait. Operators are standing by.

'Bumblebee' Story Summary & Picture Released

'Bumblebee' Story Summary & Picture Released

Not a remake of "The Love Bug"… We think.

'Transformers: Cyberverse Chapter One' Animated Series Synopsis Reveals Bumblebee's Memory Loss

'Transformers: Cyberverse Chapter One' Animated Series Synopsis Reveals Bumblebee's Memory Loss

Tragic accident or is he trying to forget the movies on purpose?


McDonald's to Bring that Goddamn Szechuan Sauce to More Locations and More in Stock!

McDonald's to Bring that Goddamn Szechuan Sauce to More Locations and More in Stock!

Oh, you thought this tale was over didn't you? Well, it isn't! McDonald's is bringing back that precious Mulan Szechuan Sauce en mass now in more locations! Get ready folks!

'Transformers 2019' to Ignore 'Transformers: The Last Knight' And Ignore It Like Most Who Saw it!

'Transformers 2019' to Ignore 'Transformers: The Last Knight' And Ignore It Like Most Who Saw it!

Hasbro issued a ballsy statement at an expo stating the 2019 Transformers movie will have an entirely new story, and mulligan the story that this year's entry kicked off.




New 'Transformers: Cyberverse' Cartoon Announced

New 'Transformers: Cyberverse' Cartoon Announced

Also a follow up to another cartoon and an animated movie update

John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

The wrestler has joined the cast of the Transformers spinoff film. Have the odds ever been this greatly stacked against him to overcome?!

'Transformers: Titans Return' Animated Series Will Have Voice Actors Return

'Transformers: Titans Return' Animated Series Will Have Voice Actors Return

Might sound a bit like The Transformers: The Movie

SDCC: Hasbro To Produce Limited Release Toys Based On Comic Based On Toys

SDCC: Hasbro To Produce Limited Release Toys Based On Comic Based On Toys

Revolution boxed set to debut at San Diego Comic-Con

Transformers: The Last Knight Video Review

Transformers: The Last Knight Video Review

A blight on cinema, as Bay outdoes himself with quite possibly the worst movie of the entire franchise.

Newest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Aims for Worst Poster of the Year!

Newest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Aims for Worst Poster of the Year!

Well, at least the posters now are level with the cinematic experience we're going to get.

'Transformers: Till All Are One' Series Ends This July

'Transformers: Till All Are One' Series Ends This July

Though you still will be able to get a dose of the characters late this year or early next.

Michael Bay Assures Fans 'Transformers: The Last Knight' is Not an Over Three Hour Cinematic Abomination-- It's Only Just Two Hour Cinematic Abomination!

Michael Bay Assures Fans 'Transformers: The Last Knight' is Not an Over Three Hour Cinematic Abomination-- It's Only Just Two Hour Cinematic Abomination!

The director became the soothing voice of calm in stating the latest Transformers movie would be the shortest one yet after rumors persisted the movie had an over three-hour runtime.


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