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Marvel Staff in Revolt as Dan Slott Eats All Fruit in Office

Marvel Staff in Revolt as Dan Slott Eats All Fruit in Office

The "Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows" writer has claimed ownership of all fruit in the building after being given permission to write about a married Spider-Man.


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Drop 10% Due to Power Outage in Marvel Office Waiting Room

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Drop 10% Due to Power Outage in Marvel Office Waiting Room

The waiting room television lost power just before the show's 9PM start time, causing a catastrophic drop.

Zack Snyder Shocker: Full Color Wonder Woman Costume Pic Leaks, Embarrassing Director

Zack Snyder Shocker: Full Color Wonder Woman Costume Pic Leaks, Embarrassing Director

Someone's getting fired for releasing an image that hasn't been completely desaturated!

Due to Editorial Interference, DC Editor in Chief Ends Up in Burma, Not Burbank

Due to Editorial Interference, DC Editor in Chief Ends Up in Burma, Not Burbank

Bob Harras made some last minute changes to his itinerary after leaving DC's offices on Friday.

Marvel to Cut Right to the Chase, Produce It's Own Newspaper to Promote Secret Wars

Marvel to Cut Right to the Chase, Produce It's Own Newspaper to Promote Secret Wars

Why bother dealing with puppet media outlets when you can just create your own?!




Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

A new scientific study by doctor/Amazing Spider-Man writer Dan Slott has shown that if you put just enough fan's tears in a tub and bathe in them they can prolong one's life.

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

A loophole in the legal agreement allows Marvel to pay the Kirby family in mint and near mint copies of the recent Amazing Spider-Man relaunch.

Exclusive: Marvel Reverses Course on Fox Movie Character Ban, Will Create New X-Men Characters

Exclusive: Marvel Reverses Course on Fox Movie Character Ban, Will Create New X-Men Characters

The Outhouse scoops Bleeding Cool again with the latest shocking development in the Fantastic Four cancellation rumor!

Marvel Shocker: New All-Black Captain America Already Whitewashed?!

Marvel Shocker: New All-Black Captain America Already Whitewashed?!

Marvel has replaced the new, black Captain America with a white silhouette before the first issue has even shipped!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

We promise to answer that question in this very article with special guest, brony, and Michael Bay expert Ken Eppstein!

Former Unpaid Intern Suing Marvel for Minimum Wage

Former Unpaid Intern Suing Marvel for Minimum Wage

Another attack on innocent job creators by bloodsucking parasites who outrageously want to be paid in exchange for labor.

SDCC: Marvel Studios Intern in Hot Water After Damaging Important Avengers 2 Prop

SDCC: Marvel Studios Intern in Hot Water After Damaging Important Avengers 2 Prop

Without time to produce another, Marvel had to put Captain America's shield on display with a giant crack in it.

ABC Shocker: Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Accidentally Renewed, Agent Carter Picked Up

ABC Shocker: Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Accidentally Renewed, Agent Carter Picked Up

Due to a clerical error, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will be getting a second season, and the network has also picked up Agent Carter.

Viewers Unanimously Declare Marvel's Original Sin Trailer Better Than Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Viewers Unanimously Declare Marvel's Original Sin Trailer Better Than Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Marvel is considering replacing all new episodes of the TV show with the crudely animated trailer.

Amazing Spider-Man 2 Producers Spare No Expense for Motion Posters

Amazing Spider-Man 2 Producers Spare No Expense for Motion Posters

The new set of 'motion posters' released today are rumored to have cost upwards of tens of dollars to make.

Marvel Staff Reacts as Bear Enters Marvel Office

Marvel Staff Reacts as Bear Enters Marvel Office

A wild animal was spotted in the Marvel offices and was subdued by the staff.

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