Monday, September 26, 2016 • Evening Edition • "30 charges and no convictions."

Vlad Kozinkerov


DC Comics to Sacrifice Intern Live on YouTube During 8-Hour Celebration

DC Comics to Sacrifice Intern Live on YouTube During 8-Hour Celebration

The publisher is thankful to the gods for its recent success, and hopes to continue its market share winning streak in exchange for the sacrifice.

Marvel Executive Reveals New Prostate Exam Technique While Raising Awareness With Variant Covers

Marvel Executive Reveals New Prostate Exam Technique While Raising Awareness With Variant Covers

Marvel is really going above and beyond the call of duty for this cause.

Intern At Fault: Batman, Not Justice League Dark is the Next DC Animated Movie

Intern At Fault: Batman, Not Justice League Dark is the Next DC Animated Movie

A leak today sprang up suposedly revealing Justice League Dark would be the next Warner Bros.animated movie for 2017. It'll be three Batman-centric movies again.

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Things got out of control when Bill Jemas unleashed a zombie plague on the company for April Fools.

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

DC Rebirth: It's everything you love about New 52... minus Gail Simone.

C2E2: Mark Waid, Dan Slott Refusing to Let Anyone Leave Convention Until Everyone Admits Superman Doesn't Kill

C2E2: Mark Waid, Dan Slott Refusing to Let Anyone Leave Convention Until Everyone Admits Superman Doesn't Kill

Waid has been joined by Dan Slott in a barricade at the exits of C2E2 in an attempt to settle the Man of Steel argument once and for all.

Marvel's Perlmutter Denies DNA on Hate Mail in Civil Case

Marvel's Perlmutter Denies DNA on Hate Mail in Civil Case

Marvel CEO Ike Perlmutter says a lab did not match his wife's DNA to emails accusing a fellow billionaire of child molestation, according to new reports.

Horror Novelist Brian Keene Will Do Just About Anything to Get You to Support His

Horror Novelist Brian Keene Will Do Just About Anything to Get You to Support His "Naughty List" Kickstarter

And we really mean ANYTHING if you back the short film by director Paul Campion!

Typo Leads to Disastrous Non-Incentive Walking Dead Variant

Typo Leads to Disastrous Non-Incentive Walking Dead Variant

The special Charlie Adlard variant will be fully orderable with no incentive requirements.

State of Emergency Declared as CBR Convention Blimp Breaks Free, Drifts Wildly Ahead of Locust Moon Comics Fest

State of Emergency Declared as CBR Convention Blimp Breaks Free, Drifts Wildly Ahead of Locust Moon Comics Fest

The popular website caused a huge commotion when their promotional vehicle became untethered and drifted across Pennsylvania.

REPORT: Unpaid Intern Regrets Not Including More Characters in Star Wars: Force Awakens Poster

REPORT: Unpaid Intern Regrets Not Including More Characters in Star Wars: Force Awakens Poster

If only there were a precedent for adding characters to Star Wars in post-production...

First Preacher Poster Released With Embarrassing Photoshop Mistake

First Preacher Poster Released With Embarrassing Photoshop Mistake

Man, AMC must be feeling pretty stupid right about now.

Marvel Creative Committee Not Disbanded; Will Continue to Oversee Company Lunch Orders

Marvel Creative Committee Not Disbanded; Will Continue to Oversee Company Lunch Orders

The creative committee has maintained a grasp over lunch orders and some other important responsibilities in the wake of a vicious power struggle.

Marvel Staff in Revolt as Dan Slott Eats All Fruit in Office

Marvel Staff in Revolt as Dan Slott Eats All Fruit in Office

The "Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows" writer has claimed ownership of all fruit in the building after being given permission to write about a married Spider-Man.


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Drop 10% Due to Power Outage in Marvel Office Waiting Room

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Drop 10% Due to Power Outage in Marvel Office Waiting Room

The waiting room television lost power just before the show's 9PM start time, causing a catastrophic drop.

Zack Snyder Shocker: Full Color Wonder Woman Costume Pic Leaks, Embarrassing Director

Zack Snyder Shocker: Full Color Wonder Woman Costume Pic Leaks, Embarrassing Director

Someone's getting fired for releasing an image that hasn't been completely desaturated!

Due to Editorial Interference, DC Editor in Chief Ends Up in Burma, Not Burbank

Due to Editorial Interference, DC Editor in Chief Ends Up in Burma, Not Burbank

Bob Harras made some last minute changes to his itinerary after leaving DC's offices on Friday.

Marvel to Cut Right to the Chase, Produce It's Own Newspaper to Promote Secret Wars

Marvel to Cut Right to the Chase, Produce It's Own Newspaper to Promote Secret Wars

Why bother dealing with puppet media outlets when you can just create your own?!


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