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John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

John Cena to No Sell After Take 2 for Transformer Bumblebee Spinoff!

The wrestler has joined the cast of the Transformers spinoff film. Have the odds ever been this greatly stacked against him to overcome?!

The Bottom Rope Report: Problem Child

The Bottom Rope Report: Problem Child

This week, Smackdown features an unlikely contender, 700lbs of dude explodes on RAW and Kurt Angle is a menacing Daddy.

The Bottom Rope Report: Superstar Shake 'n' Bake

The Bottom Rope Report: Superstar Shake 'n' Bake

It's madness and chaos as WWE Superstars switch shows! Kinda like when you have to change desks at the office, but with more face-punching.

The Bottom Rope Report - April 6, 2017: Part 2

The Bottom Rope Report - April 6, 2017: Part 2

Post-Wrestlemania Smackdown Live is in our crosshairs! Can it live up to the hype (sit down, Mojo)?

The Bottom Rope Report - April 6, 2017: Part 1

The Bottom Rope Report - April 6, 2017: Part 1

"The Granddaddy of Them All" has come and gone, so get ready for surprises, debuts and Gosh Darn it, even some wrestling!

Wrestlemania: Predictions of The Immortals

Wrestlemania: Predictions of The Immortals

The Ultimate Thrill Ride concludes this Sunday! But Who? And Why? And less importantly, Where? Find out within!

The Road To Wrestlemania: Roman's Grave Consequences

The Road To Wrestlemania: Roman's Grave Consequences

Just days away from the biggest show of the year, Wrestlemania, both Raw and Smackdown bring us every single word they can think of!

The Road To Wrestlemania: Undertaker's Dong Strikes Back

The Road To Wrestlemania: Undertaker's Dong Strikes Back

With just 13 sleeps to go, Wrestlemania is getting here so fast even those participating in it are getting whiplash!

The Road To Wrestlemania: New Shirts, Old Stories

The Road To Wrestlemania: New Shirts, Old Stories

Find out what happened as Raw and Smackdown Live took the first exit on the road to Wrestlemania and found themselves in a cornfield with no GPS.

The Road To Wrestlemania: 3 Weeks and Counting

The Road To Wrestlemania: 3 Weeks and Counting

Thoughts and observations about the state of WWE as we traverse the dangerous road to the Granddaddy of Them All (whatever that means)!

The Bottom Rope Report: Smackdown Live (03.07.17)

The Bottom Rope Report: Smackdown Live (03.07.17)

#1 contender(s) named! Holla Holla Tag Team Action! And assault with a deadly FORKLIFT! All on this week’s Smackdown Live!

The Bottom Rope Report: RAW (03.06.17)

The Bottom Rope Report: RAW (03.06.17)

The first RAW after Fastlane features talking! Bike Riding! Disappointment! All the things a healthy person needs on the Road To Wrestlemania!

Fast Lane 2017 Results Cause Massive Plumbing Issues Across Country, US Sanitation Department Reports

Fast Lane 2017 Results Cause Massive Plumbing Issues Across Country, US Sanitation Department Reports

Due to the WWE PPV last night, the US Sanitation department is reporting horrible plumbing issues across the country due to casual viewers experiencing massive amounts of sickness and nausea from watching the event.

The Bottom Rope Report: Smackdown Live (02.28.17)

The Bottom Rope Report: Smackdown Live (02.28.17)

Lots of talking, a little wrestling and more felonies than you can shake a stick at! And that's just the good guys!

Aquaman #18, Midnighter And Apollo #6, Green Lanterns #18

Aquaman #18, Midnighter And Apollo #6, Green Lanterns #18

Previews for DC Comics titles hitting shops on March 1.

The Bottom Rope Report: RAW (02.20.17)

The Bottom Rope Report: RAW (02.20.17)

Two Big Men battle it out over Breakfast! Stephanie McMahon redefines boots! The New Day have even more Ice Cream Plans and what's the deal with MODOKevin Owens?

Report: Man on Crutches Subject of Spurious Concern From Entertainment Media

Report: Man on Crutches Subject of Spurious Concern From Entertainment Media

Websites are doing their best to express best wishes for WWE Legend The Undertaker while simultaneously using his condition as clickbait.

BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

Once again, a DC Comics contract signing ends in violence.

REPORT: New WWE Comics From BOOM! Studios Will Make Roman Look Strong

REPORT: New WWE Comics From BOOM! Studios Will Make Roman Look Strong

The comics were announced prior to San Diego Comic Con so that people might actually pay attention to BOOM! Studios.

Stardust To Guest-Star On 'Arrow'

Stardust To Guest-Star On 'Arrow'

Amell and Rhodes get another much anticipated re-match this Fall.

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