Thursday, August 25, 2016 • Afternoon Edition • "We're so sorry, DC. Please take us back."


EXXXCLUSIVE: Marvel Announces Next Big Super-Mega-Crossover Event That Totally Isn't Stolen From Porno

EXXXCLUSIVE: Marvel Announces Next Big Super-Mega-Crossover Event That Totally Isn't Stolen From Porno

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2016

You won't believe what Joe Quesada has come up with this time!!!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Gail Simone Joins Now-Less-Sausage-Party-y Fan2Sea Cruise Lineup

EXXXCLUSIVE: Gail Simone Joins Now-Less-Sausage-Party-y Fan2Sea Cruise Lineup

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2016

Simone joins the recently announced Chrissie Zullo, Amanda Conner, Laura Martin, and 16 dudes on the most fateful trip since the voyage of the S.S. Minnow.

It's So Meta: Faith #2

It's So Meta: Faith #2

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on August 23, 2016

Last month was all about Faith. This month is all about her very own Lex Luthor.

Doug Liman Latest Director To Exit 'Gambit' Film

Doug Liman Latest Director To Exit 'Gambit' Film

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

Liman follows in the footsteps of Rupert Wyatt.

Atomic Robo: The Temple Of Od #1: Next door neighbor to the Temple of Mo

Atomic Robo: The Temple Of Od #1: Next door neighbor to the Temple of Mo

By Writrzblok in Reviews on August 24, 2016

If these guys start ripping out hearts and dropping folks in lava, I'm outta here.

CLICKBAIT: Twelve Adorable Photos of Rob Liefeld Making Silly Faces

CLICKBAIT: Twelve Adorable Photos of Rob Liefeld Making Silly Faces

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

We provide these photos to all of you for the betterment of the internet.

Rob Liefeld Announces (Supposed) Return of Youngblood with New Creative Team

Rob Liefeld Announces (Supposed) Return of Youngblood with New Creative Team

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

...but we'll believe it when we see it.

EpiPen Manufacturer Takes Cue from Comic Industry; Raises Cost 400%

EpiPen Manufacturer Takes Cue from Comic Industry; Raises Cost 400%

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

All while maintaining the same number of pages...we mean drugs

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Marvel's "Ironheart" Name for Riri Williams Apparently Stolen from Japanese Iron Man Porn Parody

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

We take back all of our complaints about Marvel stealing their ideas from Doctor Who. Please go back to that. Thanks.

Fan2Sea Comic Con Cruise Adds Laura Martin, Amanda Conner to Formerly All-Male Guest List

Fan2Sea Comic Con Cruise Adds Laura Martin, Amanda Conner to Formerly All-Male Guest List

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

Well, two out of nineteen is better than zero out of sixteen, we guess.

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