Thursday, June 29, 2017 • Morning Edition • "We're so sorry, DC. Please take us back."


Hasbro Reintroduces Hulk Hands With Closed Fists After 2015's Open Fist Design Fiasco

Hasbro Reintroduces Hulk Hands With Closed Fists After 2015's Open Fist Design Fiasco

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

The open hand model led former EIC Jude Traitor to be banned in four states.

Here's The 'My Little Pony: The Movie' Trailer

Here's The 'My Little Pony: The Movie' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 29, 2017

Are you ready for the mane event?

Marvel Heroes Removing All Traces Of Fantastic Four

Marvel Heroes Removing All Traces Of Fantastic Four

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Except Doctor Doom. He's cool.

Disney Reportedly Impressed By Lord And Miller Han Solo Sizzle Reel

Disney Reportedly Impressed By Lord And Miller Han Solo Sizzle Reel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

They'll probably still go ahead and reshoot it out of spite.

Get A Bite Of 'Marvel's Spider-Man' Cartoon Via A Short

Get A Bite Of 'Marvel's Spider-Man' Cartoon Via A Short

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

A short series of shorts will precede the TV series.

Clue #1: In The Nostalgia, With The Satire

Clue #1: In The Nostalgia, With The Satire

By Writrzblok in Reviews on June 28, 2017

Fourth-wall-breaking butlers, extra characters, thinly-veiled caricatures, this one has it all!

Matt Reeves Teases Noir Detective Version Of Movie Based On World's Greatest Detective

Matt Reeves Teases Noir Detective Version Of Movie Based On World's Greatest Detective

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Ben Affleck will still star in The Batman.

Fans Petitioning For Google Doodle On Jack Kirby's 100th Birthday

Fans Petitioning For Google Doodle On Jack Kirby's 100th Birthday

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Stan Lee will take credit for it, if it goes through.

R.I.P. Michael Nyqvist (1960-2017)

R.I.P. Michael Nyqvist (1960-2017)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

The Swedish actor who was most famous for his roles in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Trilogy, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, and John Wick died from lung cancer. He was 56.

Sony Intern Hastily Put Together IMAX Poster for 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Revealed!

Sony Intern Hastily Put Together IMAX Poster for 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Revealed!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Realizing their movie was coming out next week and had no IMAX poster, Sony decided to use an Intern's cut-up as the official poster for IMAX.

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