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Have some fun with the news coming out of comic-con and see...

Have some fun with the news coming out of comic-con and see...

By xaraan in Blog on October 17, 2011

Have some fun with the news coming out of comic-con and see “What Outhousers are saying about Comic-Con” for opinions straight from readers.Authors: xaraanRead more http://theouthouseblog.tumblr.com/post/11576087990

What Outhousers are saying about Comic-Con

What Outhousers are saying about Comic-Con

By Jeremy Shane in Features on October 17, 2011

When news hits in the geek world opinions go from one extreme to the other.  See what fans are saying about the latest from New York Comic Con.

NYCC News Roundup

NYCC News Roundup

By xaraan in Blog on October 17, 2011

Don’t want to sift through sites looking for the best news from New York Comic-Con?  Makes sense.. that’s why I did it for you: NYCC was a big hit again this year and the Outhousers took it by storm.  Check out one writer’s view of the first day. Marvel dropped tons of news and announcements on us this weekend, starting with their new plans to tackle digital distribution. As always, Joe Quesada’s “Cup O’ Joe” panel ran the gamut of Marvel topics. Marvel also talked about the all-new Ultimate Spider-Man and the new direction of the Ultimate Universe. The Amazing Spider-Man panel talked about the effects of Spider Island and future plans for the series including a highly talked about announcement about the return of The Scarlett Spider. Matt Faction, Chris Gage and others worked the Avengers: Shattered Heroes Panel and talked with fans about the wrap up of the Fear Itself crossover and prepping for “Point One”, Marvel’s next big event.Avengers news continued as Bendis & Bagley announced a new title: Avengers Assemble, that will launch around the same time as the Avengers movie hits.  A Hulk Smash Avengers mini-series will kick off in February.  And fans seemed happy to hear Rick Remender will be taking over Secret Avengers.  And no convention is complete without discussion of Marvel’s merry band of mutants: the various X-peoples. The X-Men Regenesis panel covered plans into next year.  Marvel “teased” that Deadpool could meet his end with issue #50, announced a new ongoing Age of Apocolypse series and told us Chris Gage would be taking over X-Men Legacy.Marvel news didn’t end with comic books as panels were held for Marvel Television with Jeph Loeb and Marvel announced new video games including a new Amazing Spider-man movie tie-in. DC kicked off early with a huge panel on Batman and the Bat-universe.Creators Jim Lee, Brian Azzerello and several others talked with fans about the Justice League and DCU, covering Booster Gold, Starfire, Captain Atom, a new Captain Marvel backup story by Geoff Johns, an annoucement that Jurgens & Giffen are taking over on Superman, and more.In Vertigo news, the Outhouse broke the news on the new series by Paul Cornell: Saucer Country as well as the launch of Dominique Laveau: Voodoo Child coming in February for Vertigo. Image Comics’ panel touched on most of their line from Luther Strode to The Danger Club to industry talk and more, including one of the more interesting announcements: a new Brubaker/Phillips book - “Fatale” coming to Image and not Marvel’s Icon imprint.  There were mixed reactions, however, to the news that Rob Liefield’s Extreme was returning to Image.Dark Horse Comics offered fans several Star Wars announcements this weekend.  A Dawn of the Jedi series will launch from Ostrander and Duursema next year, taking us back to the beginnings of the Jedi.  The Knights of the Old Republic - War! series starting in January covers the exciting era popular in the Star Wars games.  A new mini was announced kicking off in May: Darth Vader and the Ghost Prison.  And two more series were announced Blood Ties as well as Knight Errant, the former a Boba Fett adventure and the latter a new installment on the popular series.  Dark Horse also teamed up with Boom! Studios for a panel on Breaking Into Comics.Mark Hammill was here doing a panel for his project with New Gen and talked about the hollywood level talent working with New Gen for their coming projects.The Aspen Comics panel had tons of news to cover from Megan Fox’s connection to the Fathom comic, going digital with ComiXology, new series launches and more.Hermes Press made several announcements including publishing of The Drawn Word graphic novel early next year, publishing the complete Orion series from Gray Morrow collected from the pages of Heavy Metal Magazine, and comic strip collections of Spooky the Cat and Smokey Stover. In the world of manga Viz Media announced a new digital weekly along with the news they will be phasing out Shonen Jump magazine.  And Kodansha Comics teams up with Random House to go digital as well with the launch of their new app.The comic book world still remembers the young readers out there as well: Ape Entertainment is attempting to partner with Sesame Workshops to bring educational comics for kids to print.  And Stan Lee is launching a line of Comics for Kids as well.For the latest and greatest in comic news come to The Outhouse.Authors: xaraanRead more http://theouthouseblog.tumblr.com/post/11574806216

Starlord: Top to Bottom 10/12/11

Starlord: Top to Bottom 10/12/11

By Brian Burchette in Reviews on October 17, 2011

It's a great time to be a comic book fan, isn't it! Even the average ones have been fun to read.

52apolooza: Legion Lost

52apolooza: Legion Lost

By SaturnKnight, SuperginraiX, Psivage and Tricia Long in Reviews on October 17, 2011

The future is now!  But do we want it?  Let the 52apolooza reviewers be the judge of that.

52apolooza: DC Universe Presents

52apolooza: DC Universe Presents

By Christian Hoffer in Reviews on October 17, 2011

DC Universe Presents!  It's a DC Book!  Read the Review!

52apolooza: Captain Atom

52apolooza: Captain Atom

By Christian Hoffer in Reviews on October 17, 2011

Dr. Manhattan shows up in his very own DCnU book!  (Just kidding, it's still Captain Atom).  How does it do?  Click and find out!

52apolooza: Deathstroke

52apolooza: Deathstroke

By Jerry Steinhelper, Comic Doctor, Kelly Symmonds and Brian Burchette in Reviews on October 17, 2011

The old Teen Titans mercenary gets another chance at an ongoing series.  Does it work?

52apolooza: Demon Knights

52apolooza: Demon Knights

By Niam Suggitt, Psivage, Porcelain38 and Tricia Long in Reviews on October 17, 2011

There's nothing like a little medieval adventure.  Does DC's Demon Knights book live up to its epic scope?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

By David Bird in Blog on October 17, 2011

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)Directed by Steven Speilberg, Starring Harrison FordThis past week has been Indiana Jones week at the Bird household. We’ve watched all of them in order and enjoyed... most of it. This was the first time I’d seen the fourth one. I had heard a lot of bad things, but I had also heard that lowered expectations help.This movie was set 19 years after the last one--and released was 19 years after the last one--and opens with the Russians taking control of a secret US facility, opening their car trunk, and revealing their prisoners: Indiana Jones and some guy named Mac, I’ve never heard of. The Russians are after something and believe Doctor Jones can help them find it. They’re right, it turns out, and in no time at all Jones loses his job, meets his son, and ends up in South America looking for the lost city of gold, which turns out to be an alien spaceship. Writing that down I see Jack Kirby making something out of that, but he wasn’t around to help and nobody thought to look to him for inspiration.This is not the worst movie ever made. Its not even a particularly horrible one, but the more I think of it, the more problems I’m drawn to. That’s never good. For all the particular problems I could point to, the biggest one is that the middle third of the movie is pretty much all exposition. Characters explaining things. Explanations are good, even helpful, but an action-adventure film needs action, and adventure, and Indiana Jones spends much too much time as a prisoner of the Russians, tied to a chair, talking.And what about the particulars? Starting at the top, the thing that annoyed me most was the soft lighting. Pretty much the whole movie was soft lit. Harrison Ford’s not that old. Neither is Karen Allen. There was no reason for it. Next were the duck falls. There were four of them. The duck in question is the amphibious car used by our heroes to escape the Russians. First, its driven over a very high cliff and into a river. There’s really no reason they shouldn’t have all been killed. But they go on down the river and over three water falls, each bigger than the last, and they all escape unharmed. There’s a difference between an incredible stunt and an unbelievable one. This was my introduction to Shia LaBeouf. Some people really don’t like him, but I didn’t have any problems with his character or performance. I did have a problem with the protracted Tarzan homage. What was that about? Don’t get me started on the nuclear explosion and the gophers and the too widespread use of CGI (except for a brief trip to Hawaii, this film was pretty much all filmed on a sound stage and it suffers for it).In a word, or four: I didn’t like it. Its not Catwoman bad. Since I now own it, it may well be popped into the DVD player again, but certainly not any time soon.Originally Pubished at: David Bird

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

By David Bird in Blog on October 17, 2011

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)Directed by Steven Speilberg, Starring Harrison FordThis past week has been Indiana Jones week at the Bird household. We’ve watched all of them in order and enjoyed... most of it. This was the first time I’d seen the fourth one. I had heard a lot of bad things, but I had also heard that lowered expectations help.This movie was set 19 years after the last one--and released was 19 years after the last one--and opens with the Russians taking control of a secret US facility, opening their car trunk, and revealing their prisoners: Indiana Jones and some guy named Mac, I’ve never heard of. The Russians are after something and believe Doctor Jones can help them find it. They’re right, it turns out, and in no time at all Jones loses his job, meets his son, and ends up in South America looking for the lost city of gold, which turns out to be an alien spaceship. Writing that down I see Jack Kirby making something out of that, but he wasn’t around to help and nobody thought to look to him for inspiration.This is not the worst movie ever made. Its not even a particularly horrible one, but the more I think of it, the more problems I’m drawn to. That’s never good. For all the particular problems I could point to, the biggest one is that the middle third of the movie is pretty much all exposition. Characters explaining things. Explanations are good, even helpful, but an action-adventure film needs action, and adventure, and Indiana Jones spends much too much time as a prisoner of the Russians, tied to a chair, talking.And what about the particulars? Starting at the top, the thing that annoyed me most was the soft lighting. Pretty much the whole movie was soft lit. Harrison Ford’s not that old. Neither is Karen Allen. There was no reason for it. Next were the duck falls. There were four of them. The duck in question is the amphibious car used by our heroes to escape the Russians. First, its driven over a very high cliff and into a river. There’s really no reason they shouldn’t have all been killed. But they go on down the river and over three water falls, each bigger than the last, and they all escape unharmed. There’s a difference between an incredible stunt and an unbelievable one. This was my introduction to Shia LaBeouf. Some people really don’t like him, but I didn’t have any problems with his character or performance. I did have a problem with the protracted Tarzan homage. What was that about? Don’t get me started on the nuclear explosion and the gophers and the too widespread use of CGI (except for a brief trip to Hawaii, this film was pretty much all filmed on a sound stage and it suffers for it).In a word, or four: I didn’t like it. Its not Catwoman bad. Since I now own it, it may well be popped into the DVD player again, but certainly not any time soon.Originally Pubished at: David Bird

52apolooza: Batman: The Dark Knight

52apolooza: Batman: The Dark Knight

By Katie Hutchison, Aly Abbas, Brian Burchette and Porcelain38 in Reviews on October 17, 2011

The last of the Batman books is reviewed by 52apolooza!  How is it?  Read on and find out!

52apolooza: Supergirl

52apolooza: Supergirl

By Niam Suggitt, Brian Burchette and Tricia Long in Reviews on October 17, 2011

Supergirl, look out!  There's meteors behind you!  Check out the reviews of Supergirl!

52apolooza: Aquaman

52apolooza: Aquaman

By Bluestreak, Kelly Symmonds, Kerny, Brian Burchette in Reviews on October 17, 2011

Aquaman rises from the depths to join 52apolooza!  How does it do?  Click and find out!

52apolooza: Red Lanterns

52apolooza: Red Lanterns

By Christian Hoffer, Brian Burchette, Aly Abbas and Jason Murray in Reviews on October 17, 2011

Atrocitus and his team of Lanterns gets their chance to shine (and vomit blood) in their own title.  What say ye, reviewers?

52apolooza: Frankenstein: Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

52apolooza: Frankenstein: Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

By dik-dik, Adrian and Tyler Ward in Reviews on October 17, 2011

IT'S ALIVE!  IT'S ALIVE!!! But... is it any good?  Let's find out.

52apolooza: Green Lantern

52apolooza: Green Lantern

By Sakie, Comic_Doctor, Kelly Symmonds and Lord Simian in Reviews on October 17, 2011

Sinestro heads up the new Green Lantern book.  Does he have the winning personality to follow up Hal Jordan?

52apolooza: Resurrection Man

52apolooza: Resurrection Man

By Fieldy Snuts, Lord Simian and Tricia Long in Reviews on October 17, 2011

You can't keep a good dead man down.  Let's see what the team thinks about Resurrection Man.

52apolooza: I, Vampire

52apolooza: I, Vampire

By James Moore, Dragavon, Tricia Long, Brian Burchette in Reviews on October 17, 2011

52apolooza sinks its teeth into I, Vampire!  Is it any good?  Click and find out!

One Book, Two Book, Red Book, Blue Book: FF vs. Demon Knights

One Book, Two Book, Red Book, Blue Book: FF vs. Demon Knights

By Veggieleezy in Reviews on October 17, 2011

Veegieleezy compares Demon Knights and FF!  Which book will come on top?  Click to find out!

The Walking Dead Season 2:

The Walking Dead Season 2: "What Lies Ahead"

By Royal Nonesuch in Reviews on October 17, 2011

The creepy crawly AMC hit, based on the comic book series, returns for its second season!

Nightfly's TV Week in Review 10/9/11 - Nikita, The Office, and more!

Nightfly's TV Week in Review 10/9/11 - Nikita, The Office, and more!

By Nightfly in Features on October 17, 2011

Nightfly lists his preferred picks from the previous week of primetime TV, music videos, and web series.

This Week In Punchy 10/16/11

This Week In Punchy 10/16/11

By Niam Suggitt in Reviews on October 16, 2011

Another great week of comics goes under Punchy's microscope! We've got Ghost Rider, FF, New Avengers, Ultimate X-Men and a whole host of DC #2s such as Superboy, Demon Knights and Green Lantern! Plus all the fallout from X-Men: Schism!

Stay up to date on the latest NYCC coverage with us!

Stay up to date on the latest NYCC coverage with us!

By xaraan in Blog on October 15, 2011

Stay up to date on the latest NYCC coverage with us!Authors: xaraanRead more http://theouthouseblog.tumblr.com/post/11492144765

Super Reads 161

Super Reads 161

By SuperginraiX in Features on October 15, 2011

I'm working my way back to you, babe.Today, we check out Fear Itself: The Home Front #6, Fear Itself: Youth In Revolt #5, Fear Itself: Fearsome Four #4, Fear Itself: Uncanny X-Force #3, Avengers #17, Invincible Iron Man #508, Uncanny X-Men #543, Avengers: The Children's Crusade #7, and Blast to the Past for The Amazing Spider-Man #'s 101 & 102.  Enjoy and spread the word!Spoilers Ahead! 

Book Review: The Goblin Corps by Ari Marmell

Book Review: The Goblin Corps by Ari Marmell

By Jeremy Shane in Reviews on October 15, 2011

Reading Realms reviews The Goblin Corps by Ari Marmell

Johnson, Abe, and Sir Edward

Johnson, Abe, and Sir Edward

By David Bird in Blog on October 14, 2011

Lobster Johnson: The Iron Prometheus (June 2008)Abe Sapien: The Drowning (September 2008)Witchfinder: In the Service of Angels (April 2010)This time its three separate stories, each featuring a supporting character from the Hellboy universe. We get a 40s pulp hero, a cast regular, and a 19th century predecessor to the Bureau’s many monster hunters.The Lobster, a.k.a. Lobster Johnson, is a quasi-mythical character in the Mignola-verse. We know he was real, but not everyone believes in him. A Dr. Gallsragas has invented a suit of armour powered by Vril energy—the Hyperborian power source that would powered Atlantis. Nazi agents, working in a pre-war America, capture him and his daughter, but his assistant escapes to find aid from the Lobster and his claw of justice. This battle puts him up against another party wanting the suit, Memnan Saa, an earlier version of whom will show up in another of these volumes.The premise for Abe’s story is much more straight forward. A century ago Witchfinder Edward Grey stopped a warlock named Vrooman by driving a rare and mystical lipu dagger into his heart. Bruttenholm wants that knife and since its located in the waters off Saint Sebastien, Abe is the perfect man to get it. If only things really were that straight forward.The last book, starring the aforementioned Edward Grey, takes place in Victorian London. A group of archaeologists returns with thoughts of professional glory and a terrible secret that is systematically killing them, one after the other.I enjoyed these books the first time, and I enjoyed them more on re-reading. The Iron Prometheus captures the fun and the crazy inventiveness of the pulp novels and early comics—and marries it well to the Mignola-verse. There are even times in which Jason Armstrong, the artist, thanks to the tech and the big and brutish heroes manages to invoke something Kirby-esque, though I don’t think that was ever his goal. In the Service of Angels provides us with our first real look at Edward Grey, a Victorian occult detective whose career was a real influence on Bruttenholm, and subsequently the Bureau itself. The story is really good, and effortlessly connects with everything from the B.P.R.D.’s Hollow Earth and King of Fear arcs to Memnan Saa, but the character of Grey himself is left undeveloped. He’s a Victorian gentleman and an occult detective. That’s about it. There’s been another story arc since this one, which I haven’t read (waiting on the trade as I am), so there may have been more since, but as it stands I recommend it on the strength of the story.One thing I did like about Grey was that he confronted the demonic with appeals to God. He doesn’t come across as a particularly religious character, but it was nice to see someone fight fire with water for a change. When you fight fire with fire, everything is burnt.And that brings me back to my continuing problem in seeing Abe as a lead character. The Drowning is easily the best Abe solo story to date, and it recounts his first solo adventure (so he is supposed to be a bit of a noob), but I would have to put the story over the character when it comes to recommendations. That’s one thing with a new character like Grey; it’s quite another with one of the series’ originals. Unlike the other two stories, we don’t really learn much about the broader Mignola-verse--except when the focus is off our hero. Moreover, the art is too static. Alexander has talent, no question, but I was never drawn in. It doesn’t help that Dave Stewart’s colouring gives it a jaundiced hue.So, three good stories. I would rank them: Lobster, Witchfinder, Abe.I am not through the initial list of trades, but--at this time, anyway--I think I am going to call it a day. Its been fun, and I’ve enjoyed re-reading, but I started this as soon as I posted the last one. That was in August. Time to admit the drive just isn’t there any more.Originally Pubished at: David Bird

Johnson, Abe, and Sir Edward

Johnson, Abe, and Sir Edward

By David Bird in Blog on October 14, 2011

Lobster Johnson: The Iron Prometheus (June 2008)Abe Sapien: The Drowning (September 2008)Witchfinder: In the Service of Angels (April 2010)This time its three separate stories, each featuring a supporting character from the Hellboy universe. We get a 40s pulp hero, a cast regular, and a 19th century predecessor to the Bureau’s many monster hunters.The Lobster, a.k.a. Lobster Johnson, is a quasi-mythical character in the Mignola-verse. We know he was real, but not everyone believes in him. A Dr. Gallsragas has invented a suit of armour powered by Vril energy—the Hyperborian power source that would powered Atlantis. Nazi agents, working in a pre-war America, capture him and his daughter, but his assistant escapes to find aid from the Lobster and his claw of justice. This battle puts him up against another party wanting the suit, Memnan Saa, an earlier version of whom will show up in another of these volumes.The premise for Abe’s story is much more straight forward. A century ago Witchfinder Edward Grey stopped a warlock named Vrooman by driving a rare and mystical lipu dagger into his heart. Bruttenholm wants that knife and since its located in the waters off Saint Sebastien, Abe is the perfect man to get it. If only things really were that straight forward.The last book, starring the aforementioned Edward Grey, takes place in Victorian London. A group of archaeologists returns with thoughts of professional glory and a terrible secret that is systematically killing them, one after the other.I enjoyed these books the first time, and I enjoyed them more on re-reading. The Iron Prometheus captures the fun and the crazy inventiveness of the pulp novels and early comics—and marries it well to the Mignola-verse. There are even times in which Jason Armstrong, the artist, thanks to the tech and the big and brutish heroes manages to invoke something Kirby-esque, though I don’t think that was ever his goal. In the Service of Angels provides us with our first real look at Edward Grey, a Victorian occult detective whose career was a real influence on Bruttenholm, and subsequently the Bureau itself. The story is really good, and effortlessly connects with everything from the B.P.R.D.’s Hollow Earth and King of Fear arcs to Memnan Saa, but the character of Grey himself is left undeveloped. He’s a Victorian gentleman and an occult detective. That’s about it. There’s been another story arc since this one, which I haven’t read (waiting on the trade as I am), so there may have been more since, but as it stands I recommend it on the strength of the story.One thing I did like about Grey was that he confronted the demonic with appeals to God. He doesn’t come across as a particularly religious character, but it was nice to see someone fight fire with water for a change. When you fight fire with fire, everything is burnt.And that brings me back to my continuing problem in seeing Abe as a lead character. The Drowning is easily the best Abe solo story to date, and it recounts his first solo adventure (so he is supposed to be a bit of a noob), but I would have to put the story over the character when it comes to recommendations. That’s one thing with a new character like Grey; it’s quite another with one of the series’ originals. Unlike the other two stories, we don’t really learn much about the broader Mignola-verse--except when the focus is off our hero. Moreover, the art is too static. Alexander has talent, no question, but I was never drawn in. It doesn’t help that Dave Stewart’s colouring gives it a jaundiced hue.So, three good stories. I would rank them: Lobster, Witchfinder, Abe.I am not through the initial list of trades, but--at this time, anyway--I think I am going to call it a day. Its been fun, and I’ve enjoyed re-reading, but I started this as soon as I posted the last one. That was in August. Time to admit the drive just isn’t there any more.Originally Pubished at: David Bird

Keep an eye on New Comic Day’s site every wednesday for...

Keep an eye on New Comic Day’s site every wednesday for...

By xaraan in Blog on October 14, 2011

Keep an eye on New Comic Day’s site every wednesday for weekly updates on one of the best web comic series out there.Authors: xaraanRead more http://theouthouseblog.tumblr.com/post/11447280789

Outhouse News Roundup 10/14

Outhouse News Roundup 10/14

By xaraan in Blog on October 14, 2011

Biggest news stories and article from the week:With New York Comic Con starting up this week the world of comicbook news will be on hyperdrive.  Keep up with the latest Comic Con news here.And check out our Day 1 article on NYCC as the festivities get started.The Avengers garnered a ton of geek attention this week as the first official trailer debuted.  If you haven’t seen… what are you waiting for?  Watch it.Now that DC’s 52 relaunch has wrapped up a few of our writers have gone to task one how the relaunch worked out for DC. • Idiot’s Guide Weekly asks Is the New 52 Doing It’s Job? • One new DC reader gives his view of the new DC relaunch. • And check out the Outhouse’s official 52apalooza review rankings to see how all the books ranked against each other with our reviewers. • DC put it’s own mark on the discussion with the news that they sold five million books in six weeks. • IGW also talks cross-promoting idie books during DC’s relaunch.Fans seem happy about the news that Ann Nocenti is taking over writing chores on Green Arrow.Though reactions vary on the news that Gail Simone is leaving Firestorm.The pain of DC’s exclusive Graphic Novel deal with amazon continues as Books-A-Million follows Barnes & Nobles example and drops DC graphic novels from their stores.Luther Strode continues to make waves as his books sell out and word of mouth builds on this amazing new series.If you’re curious about what everyday comic fans have to say about the latest books-  Check out the most recent What Outhousers are saying about Comics for short and fun quotes from readers.Don’t have time or desire to read every issue of a giant crossover?  Let Super-Reads do it for you as they cover the Fear Itself marvel event.The Outhouse interview with Animated Batman Year-One star Ben McKenzie.A few interesting discussions going on in the forums: • Nominations for Moment of the Week, Comic of the Week and Cover of the Week. • The horror unleashed by the news that Wonder Woman not born from magic clay, has a dad • A couple of interesting Star Wars discussions have popped up: New series “Dawn of the Jedi” by Ostrander and Duursema and news about the The Return of Darth Maul • And a discussion has started up about an interesting interview with Robert Kirkman.Don’t forget to check out and comment on the latest comics in our Newstand forum.  Don’t be shy!  We want to know what you think.And as always, support our webcomic creators and check out their latest:Our 31 Days of Halloween art feature with new art DAILY.The latest in Tales of Mr. Rhee.And every wednesday new updates from New Comic Day webcomic.Authors: xaraanRead more http://theouthouseblog.tumblr.com/post/11447080019

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