Thursday, March 26, 2015 • Evening Edition • "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
Springfield, IL Willfully Hands Cobra Commander Key to City

Springfield, IL Willfully Hands Cobra Commander Key to City

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

The actual city of Springfield just gave the key of it's city to the greatest American alive. No, this reporter isn't making this up.

Secret Wars Gets Political With Addition Of

Secret Wars Gets Political With Addition Of "47 Senators" Book

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Unfortunately Lindsey Gramm was unable to return any of our emails requesting a statement.

Announcing Jamie S. Rich as DC’s Vertigo’s New Senior Editor

Announcing Jamie S. Rich as DC’s Vertigo’s New Senior Editor

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 12, 2015

Check out his “sexy” pose.

Another Bunn in the oven? A

Another Bunn in the oven? A "Godzilla: Cataclysm" Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on March 12, 2015

Big green becomes the backseat driver to this reflective and clever spin on the Godzilla universe by writer Cullen Bunn and artist David Wachter.

Supergirl Shocker: New Pictures of Melissa Benoist as Melissa Benoist Revealed!

Supergirl Shocker: New Pictures of Melissa Benoist as Melissa Benoist Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Because if she's not wearing the Supergirl costume...

Ninjak #1- 31 Pages of Greatness

Ninjak #1- 31 Pages of Greatness

By Gavin Dillinger in Reviews on March 11, 2015

At $3.99, Ninjak aims to provide both quality and quantity.

Bring On The Bad Guys - 6 Characters Added To Marvel's Daredevil TV Series

Bring On The Bad Guys - 6 Characters Added To Marvel's Daredevil TV Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Too many crooks in Hell's Kitchen…

San Diego Comic Con Parking to Be Decided by Deadly Battle Royale

San Diego Comic Con Parking to Be Decided by Deadly Battle Royale

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Congoers will fight to the death for the chance to park at the biggest comics and pop culture event of the year.

Congratulations, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., on Your New All Time Ratings Low

Congratulations, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., on Your New All Time Ratings Low

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Marvel ABC, Joss Whedon, and the entire staff behind Agents of SHIELD must be feeling really proud of themselves today.

Yes, 'Years Of Future Past' Is A 'Secret Wars' Thing

Yes, 'Years Of Future Past' Is A 'Secret Wars' Thing

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Hey Old Man Logan, make room for Old Woman Kate…

To Appeal to

To Appeal to "Diverse" Audience, Marvel to Produce Avengers-Themed Yogurt

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Marvel's new marketing initiative is apparently called "make the big bigger."

Idiot Scientists to Bring About End of World with Creation of Giant Ants

Idiot Scientists to Bring About End of World with Creation of Giant Ants

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!?! WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS?!?!

Cullen Bunn Breaks Out of Hell in Hellbreak #1!

Cullen Bunn Breaks Out of Hell in Hellbreak #1!

By Tim Midura in Reviews on March 11, 2015

Do you know the story of Orpheus and Eurydice?

Say No to Five Dollar Comics: Five Comics to Buy for Less than Five Bucks on March 11, 2015

Say No to Five Dollar Comics: Five Comics to Buy for Less than Five Bucks on March 11, 2015

By Jude Terror in Features on March 11, 2015

Another edition of the world's most futile ongoing column!

This Week's New Release Highlights!

This Week's New Release Highlights!

By Tim Midura in Features on March 10, 2015

Bill and Ted, Sebastian and Geoff, Moebius and District 9.

Speculation Alert: Chris Pine, Common Rumored for Green Lantern Roles

Speculation Alert: Chris Pine, Common Rumored for Green Lantern Roles

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Alas, poor Ryan Reynolds. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Move Over, Watchmen Toaster! Meet the Avengers Waffle Maker!

Move Over, Watchmen Toaster! Meet the Avengers Waffle Maker!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Make Hulk's fist a part of your balanced breakfast.

Tim Burton is Going to Make a Live Action Dumbo Movie

Tim Burton is Going to Make a Live Action Dumbo Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Wait, what?

'Tron 3' Shooting This Fall? Is Flynn In?

'Tron 3' Shooting This Fall? Is Flynn In?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Rumors on Tron's Legacy

Superman, Batman Get Major Overhauls While DCU Art Gets a Diverse New Look

Superman, Batman Get Major Overhauls While DCU Art Gets a Diverse New Look

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Check out what to expect from the post-Covergence DCU.

Vertigo Comics Previews For March 11

Vertigo Comics Previews For March 11

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on March 11, 2015

A first look at two titles on sale this week.

The Flash: Villains Look Ahead Trailer

The Flash: Villains Look Ahead Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Because even if it's a day old news, it's still shows off Mark Hamill back as the Trickster, and Wentworth Miller continuing to own the role of Captain Cold. Plus even more villains!!! Happy Day!!!

Powerpuff Girls Reboot Series to Reboot with an All-New Voice Cast

Powerpuff Girls Reboot Series to Reboot with an All-New Voice Cast

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

Well, when they said it was a reboot series you didn't expect the original cast to return again did you?

The 'Journey To Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Includes 'At Least' 20 Books

The 'Journey To Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Includes 'At Least' 20 Books

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

Prepare for the onslaught…

View The Newest Trailer For Disney • Pixar's 'Inside Out'

View The Newest Trailer For Disney • Pixar's 'Inside Out'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

Emotions go awry…

Obsessed George Lucas Personally

Obsessed George Lucas Personally "Special Editioning" Every Copy of Marvel's Star Wars Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

The Star Wars creator purchased every copy from Midtown comics and has set to work editing them with white-out and crayons.

The Secret Wars Get Sinister, Squadron Sinister

The Secret Wars Get Sinister, Squadron Sinister

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

It's not a Battleworld title!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Thanos Takes Center Stage in Newest Secret Wars Tie-In

EXXXCLUSIVE: Thanos Takes Center Stage in Newest Secret Wars Tie-In

By Gavin Dillinger and Ali Jaffery the Hunk in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

Dillinger and Jaffery bring us Fruit Pie Saga in May as part of Marvel's Secret Wars: Battleworld!

'Captain Marvel And The Carol Corps' Join The Secret Wars

'Captain Marvel And The Carol Corps' Join The Secret Wars

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

And they bring "diversity".

Watch Marvel's Daredevil Trailer 2

Watch Marvel's Daredevil Trailer 2

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 10, 2015

Character briefs.

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