Tuesday, May 26, 2015 • Morning Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."
BEAKING: Baymax and Dr. Kevorkian Had A Baby & It's Here To Kill You!

BEAKING: Baymax and Dr. Kevorkian Had A Baby & It's Here To Kill You!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

JUDE: Why, Japan, why?! Why would you make a robotic death bear? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

This Week's New Release Highlights!

This Week's New Release Highlights!

By Tim Midura in Features on May 6, 2015

Squirrel Girl, stupidity, and Superman's baby?

No, Archie is Not Having Sex With a Tree in This Archie #1 Jae Lee Variant...

No, Archie is Not Having Sex With a Tree in This Archie #1 Jae Lee Variant...

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

...he's making love!

Powers Renewed for Second Season; Tailors Already Prepping Suit for Next Bendis E3 Appearance

Powers Renewed for Second Season; Tailors Already Prepping Suit for Next Bendis E3 Appearance

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Also Blamed on Mayweather/Pacquiao Fight

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Also Blamed on Mayweather/Pacquiao Fight

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

Also, showrunner Joss Whedon's brother's wife was denied a crucial shoulder injection before the episode aired.

What Do You Think?: Nebraska Woman Sues All The Gays

What Do You Think?: Nebraska Woman Sues All The Gays

By GHERU in Features on May 6, 2015

With All New Iceman, Mojo Jojo, and Uncanny Iceman

Cubano-Review: Spider-Man Director Short List Revealed!

Cubano-Review: Spider-Man Director Short List Revealed!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

Who will direct the reboot of the reboot! Click to find out, comrades!

BREAKING: Joss Whedon is Alive, Explains Why He Left Twitter (Spoiler: It Wasn't Feminists)

BREAKING: Joss Whedon is Alive, Explains Why He Left Twitter (Spoiler: It Wasn't Feminists)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

On Buzzfeed, Whedon?! We've been all over this story, and you gave it to Buzzfeed?!

WhedonGate: Erik Larsen Remembers When

WhedonGate: Erik Larsen Remembers When "It Was Rapists Who Claimed Victims Were Asking For It, Not Feminists"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

How did we get to the point where someone would tweet that? Read on to find out...

Disney Infinity 3.0 Goes To (Star) War(s)

Disney Infinity 3.0 Goes To (Star) War(s)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

The videogame upgrades and adds Star Wars (plus some other Disney stuff)

Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: James Gunn Calls For Peace and Understanding

Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: James Gunn Calls For Peace and Understanding

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

Another celebrity weighs in on the story of the century!

Machinima is Making a Weird Hybrid of RoboCop and the Reality TV Show COPS

Machinima is Making a Weird Hybrid of RoboCop and the Reality TV Show COPS

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do? Not watch this crap, that's what.

Op-Ed: Freedom of Speeches Over Freedom of Speech

Op-Ed: Freedom of Speeches Over Freedom of Speech

By Ali Jaffery the Hunk in Features on May 5, 2015

What's in a response when someone says something you don't like?

No, Disney Did Not Confirm An ‘Indiana Jones’ Sequel

No, Disney Did Not Confirm An ‘Indiana Jones’ Sequel

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

That is unless we’re just throwing the dictionary out of the window.

Martin Freeman Joins Cast Of Captain America 3

Martin Freeman Joins Cast Of Captain America 3

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Calm down, you’re thinking of Morgan Freeman.

Joss Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: Erik Larsen Speaks on Tragedy

Joss Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: Erik Larsen Speaks on Tragedy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Our around-the-clock coverage of the story of the century continues as a fellow former Twitter quitter shares his thoughts on Whedon's plight.

Season 2 of Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles on the Way

Season 2 of Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles on the Way

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

We don't have a lot of bad things to say about this, but we'll do our best anyway.

What Do You Think?:  Mike Huckabee Running For President

What Do You Think?: Mike Huckabee Running For President

By GHERU in Features on May 5, 2015

With Lobo, Tony Stark, and Oliver Queen

Afterlife With Archie #8  Preview

Afterlife With Archie #8 Preview

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on May 5, 2015

Holidays in Riverdale are not always like a Norman Rockwell painting.

Tara Normal, the paranormal and a killer kickstarter: with Howie Noel

Tara Normal, the paranormal and a killer kickstarter: with Howie Noel

By The Indie Huntress in Features on May 5, 2015

Join me as I take ion the illustrious Howie Noel in an exclusive interview about his hit comic, "Tara Normal" and it's current kickstarter....

RUMOR: Josh Trank Was Fired From Star Wars Franchise for Being a Dick

RUMOR: Josh Trank Was Fired From Star Wars Franchise for Being a Dick

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

A new report dishes dirt on the Fantastic Four director's departure from the Star Wars movies.

Image Comics Previews For May 6

Image Comics Previews For May 6

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on May 5, 2015

Bots on the run. Superheroes in the 1950s. Gods and RagnaRock.

REPORT: Warner Bros. Making Douchey Version of DC's Dial H For Hero Called #4Hero

REPORT: Warner Bros. Making Douchey Version of DC's Dial H For Hero Called #4Hero

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

At least we're assuming it's douchey based on the hashtagged title.

Super Reads All-New, All-Different Avengers

Super Reads All-New, All-Different Avengers

By SuperginraiX in Features on May 5, 2015

Because restarting an old column is easiest when the comic is free.

DC Comics Previews For May 6

DC Comics Previews For May 6

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on May 4, 2015

Return to the heroes of the pre-Flashpoint Gotham City dome.

Internet Unfreezes 'Boba Fett' Anthology Rumor Again

Internet Unfreezes 'Boba Fett' Anthology Rumor Again

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Was this the movie Trank was on?

BREAKING: Patton Oswalt Says Joss Whedon Was Driven Off Twitter by a Progressive

BREAKING: Patton Oswalt Says Joss Whedon Was Driven Off Twitter by a Progressive "Tea Party"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

A startling new development in the story of the century!

Bro, Havok & Cyclops Are Bros In 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Bro

Bro, Havok & Cyclops Are Bros In 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Bro

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Director Singer teases parents

In Totally Real Story We're Not Making Up, DC to Hold Reality Show Contest to Find Someone to Make Starman Movie

In Totally Real Story We're Not Making Up, DC to Hold Reality Show Contest to Find Someone to Make Starman Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

We swear, we are not making this up.

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Christie's Character Revealed (Updated)

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Christie's Character Revealed (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 4, 2015

Guess you won't have to wait for tomorrow.

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