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Slow News Day Forces Outhouse To Write Up Ugly Teaser For Superior Spider-Man

Slow News Day Forces Outhouse To Write Up Ugly Teaser For Superior Spider-Man

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

It's not like we have anything better to do.

Review: The Goon Volume 1 Nothin' But Misery

Review: The Goon Volume 1 Nothin' But Misery

By Rui Esteves in Reviews on March 29, 2013

Cover The Goon and Frankie are back in action in Nothin' But Misery, written and drawn by Eric Powell and published by Dark Horse. This first volume collect issues #1 to #4, The Goon Color Special and the short story Die Fish Die. In this volume the Goon and Frankie have to deal with Zombies (of course), Alien Mook, Haunted Houses, Fishy Pete, ancient revenges and Santa Claus. How is it? Eric Powell continues the saga of the Goon and his pal Frankie, this time with Dark Horse. And it all starts with our good friend Fishy Pete in Die Fish Die. What?! You don't know Fishy Pete? Well, he's a dock worker that opposes the Labrazio's Mob presence in the docks. Still don't remember him? Then go read my Volume 0 review. This time Fishy Pete strikes back at the Goon. Basically it goes as well as you're imagining, but with some very hilarious and Monty Python ish moments. In the first chapter the Goon will learn two important lessons. First and foremost loony old people that play in the mud know a hole lot of stuff, secondly haunted houses are no laughing matter. As fate as it the Goon and Frankie stumble upon an old treasure buried deep in a haunted house by some low life a few years before. Yes Goon, you can touch Eric choose to write this book with episodic short or issue long stories, that are, for the most part, interchangeable with each other. While the weak continuity and lack of a strict reading order might turn some comic book readers off, I love it here. Eric does a great job coming up with original, albeit a bit gimmicky, ideas that keep the light humor and heavy action rolling and far from stale. So the second chapter is a new story, and this time is for an old foe of the Goon to inhabit the body of an Ogre and seek revenge. Needless to say there will be fist-a-cups, blood, tears and inflatable chickens. Also, contrary to popular mythos, this Ogre is very well-spoken, much more than our hero and galaxies more than Frankie. Question: Have you ever asked yourself how Eric would incorporate a Ghost Rider, Phantom Stranger or Crimson Avenger type of concept into The Goon? No? Me neither, but Eric did and the result is in the third chapter of this book. The ending is somewhat predictable but that didn't stop me from enjoying this odd but entertaining story. Fishy Pete The Goon Christmas Story. This alone should make you want to read it. But if you have to know more, then here it goes. Evil elves, badass cowboy Santa, hot lady in red, frozen zombies and gift giving Goon. The forth and (almost) last chapter is the weakest . During a night out on the town with his girlfriend Frankie gets kidnapped by a magician and his evil assistants. Then Goon goes to the rescue. Its not a bad story but its not quite up to par with the previous ones. Last but not least there is a short story about an Alien Mook that comes to Earth to conquer some turf and get down to business. Well, being a short story there isn't much to talk about, but I can say one thing... I laughed hard when the punchline came. Verdict? Overall this is a fun and entertaining book. I had high expectation and I wasn't disappointed. Eric kept the writing cool, funny and dynamic and the art constant in quality and always a delight to see. If you've read the Goon and didn't like it, then this is not for your. If you never read the Goon then this is a good jump in point. If you're a fan then you should already own it. Recommended. Publisher: Dark Horse Year: Pages: Authors: Eric Powell ISBN: Follow Reading Graphic Novels on Facebook and Twitter. Originally Published at Reading Graphic Novels http://readinggraphicnovels.blogspot.com/2013/03/review-goon-volume-1-nothin-but-misery.html

Disney Unveils Iron Man 3 Monorail

Disney Unveils Iron Man 3 Monorail

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

The new monorail will run at the Walt Disney World resort.

Bruce Timm Steps Down as DC Animated Producer

Bruce Timm Steps Down as DC Animated Producer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

The guiding force behind DC Comics animated movies and cartoons, Bruce Timm, is stepping down from the position.

Marvel Studios to Release

Marvel Studios to Release "Chinese Variant" of Iron Man 3

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

The studio has announced a special version of the movie will be released in China.

Stormwatch #19 Preview

Stormwatch #19 Preview

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on March 29, 2013

Team StormWatch is lost in a dimension shift—so what team will rise and take their place?

The Phantom Stranger #7 Preview

The Phantom Stranger #7 Preview

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on March 29, 2013

Do you dare ask who slayed the Stranger?

Worlds' Finest #11 Preview

Worlds' Finest #11 Preview

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on March 29, 2013

Mr. Terrific and Power Girl reunited? But if Michael Holt is still on Earth 2, Who The F*ck is kissing Karen Starr?

William Shatner Squares Off Against Gorn Once Again

William Shatner Squares Off Against Gorn Once Again

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

The actor faces off against a classic Star Trek antagonist in a new commercial.

TWiP Marvel Now! Special 3

TWiP Marvel Now! Special 3

By Niam Suggitt in Reviews on March 29, 2013

Punchy is back with his final round of Marvel Now #1s, and, to counter accusations of bias, he also looks at DC's newest Justice League comic, and there's a special announcement. What could it beeeee?

Watch Out, Publishers; Larime Taylor at Wondercon Today

Watch Out, Publishers; Larime Taylor at Wondercon Today

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

The Voice in the Dark cartoonist will be at the comic convention in Anaheim, armed with a homemade trade paperback to show to publishers.

BBC America's

BBC America's "Supernatural Saturday" Returns

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

Saturday March 30 premieres 'Orphan Black' and a new season of 'Dr. Who'

The Outhouse NOW!: The Outhouse Forum and Marvel’s Latest Event pt. 5

The Outhouse NOW!: The Outhouse Forum and Marvel’s Latest Event pt. 5

By Keb Ellis in Features on March 29, 2013

Keb takes his final look at Marvel NOW! and the Outhouse. It has been a long and tumultuous journey and we cap it off with continuing series falling under the NOW banner.

Happy # 4 - Grant Morrison Darick Robertson

Happy # 4 - Grant Morrison Darick Robertson

By Arion in Reviews on March 29, 2013

Imaginary friends have a well-defined origin. Just like certain toys that function as transitional objects, an imaginary friend often serves a similar purpose. Happy, the blue horse, also personifies transition. For starters, Happy is the last remnant of Hailey’s childhood naiveté, but this cartoonish pet is also the motivation behind Nick’s transition. His characteristic cynicism and cruelty are slowly changing into commitment and responsibility. The final confrontation between Nick and the pedophilic Santa Claus is quite brutal. In many ways, Nick Sax has been a character doomed since the opening frames of this miniseries. He’s a sick man, with a heart condition and someone who has been wounded and hospitalized more often than he would care to admit. Now, using his last energies, he does everything he can to preserve the lives –and innocence– of the captured children. Santa Claus on drugs / Papa Noel en drogas This final issue has some truly thought-provoking moments: the confrontation between Nick and a depraved priest, whose job description, as Morrison brilliantly sums up, is to get in touch with something that doesn’t exist (and isn’t that the job of all priests in the world?). One of the best scenes here also involves a game with inexistent creatures and projections of our fantasy. Happy, as an imaginary friend, travels as fast and as far as he can go, and he rounds up thousands of imaginary friends from children all over the globe. And it’s thanks to the arrival of Happy’s reinforcements that Nick is able to finally kill Santa Claus.  The ending of “Happy”, however, isn’t precisely about happiness. On the contrary, it’s quite sad, but it also makes perfect sense with the premises established since the opening chapter. Once again, Darick Robertson creates some truly exquisite art. From the great “Santa Claus on drugs” panel to the marvelous double page spread in which Happy and the cavalry surround Santa Claus. If you have been slightly unsatisfied with Morrison’s recent output from DC, then you must read “Happy”, it will restore your faith in the Scottish writer. I guarantee it.    If you want to read more about Happy, click here: Happy # 1, Happy # 2 and Happy # 3. ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ Nick Sax Los amigos imaginarios tienen un origen bien definido. Al igual que ciertos juguetes que funcionan como objetos transicionales, un amigo imaginario a menudo desempeña un propósito similar. Happy, el caballo azul, también personifica la transición. Para empezar, Happy es el último remanente de la inocencia infantil de Hailey, pero esta caricaturesca mascota es también lo que motiva la transición de Nick. Su cinismo característico y su crueldad están cambiando lentamente en compromiso y responsabilidad. La confrontación final entre Nick y el Papa Noel pedófilo es bastante brutal. Desde las secuencias iniciales de esta miniserie, Nick Sax ha sido un personaje condenado. Es un hombre enfermo, con problemas cardiacos y alguien que ha sido herido y hospitalizado más de la cuenta. Ahora, usando sus últimas energías, hace todo lo que puede para preservar las vidas -y la inocencia- de los niños capturados. Happy and the imaginary friends / Happy y los amigos imaginarios Este número final tiene algunos momentos que nos invitan a la reflexión: la confrontación entre Nick y un cura depravado, su trabajo es descrito por Morrison con lucidez, se trata de ponerse en contacto con algo que no existe (¿y no es ese el trabajo de todos los curas del mundo?). Una de las mejores escenas involucra un juego con criaturas inexistentes y proyecciones de nuestra fantasía. Happy, al ser un amigo imaginario, viaja tan rápido y tan lejos como puede, y recluta a miles de amigos imaginarios de niños de todo el orbe. Y es gracias a la llegada de los refuerzos de Happy que Nick es capaz de matar, por fin, a Papa Noel. El final de “Happy”, sin embargo, no es precisamente feliz. Por el contrario, es bastante triste, pero es coherente con las premisas establecidas desde el capítulo inicial. Una vez más, Darick Robertson crea un arte realmente exquisito. Desde el gran "Papa Noel en drogas" hasta la maravillosa página doble en la que Happy y la caballería rodean a Papa Noel. Si han estado ligeramente insatisfechos con la producción reciente de Morrison para DC, entonces deben leer “Happy”, restaurará vuestra fe en el escritor escocés. Garantizado. Si quieren leer más, hagan click aquí:  Happy # 1, Happy # 2 y Happy # 3.     Originally Published at http://artbyarion.blogspot.com/2013/03/happy-4-grant-morrison-darick-robertson.html

Why I Love Comics: Pax 2013 Post Con Vlog

Why I Love Comics: Pax 2013 Post Con Vlog

By Eric Ratcliffe in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

It's part one of a three part Why I Love Comics video spectacular!

Legend of Korra Season 2 April Debut Debunked

Legend of Korra Season 2 April Debut Debunked

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

The previous report of Legend of Korra Book 2 premiering next month has been debunked at the source of the same rumor, Janet Varney herself. Wait, what?

Micronauts Movie Won't Be Loyal To Marvel Comic

Micronauts Movie Won't Be Loyal To Marvel Comic

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 29, 2013

Writers for the movie break the news to Marvel's Micronauts fans.

Once Upon a Time Makes Comic Debut

Once Upon a Time Makes Comic Debut

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

Marvel announced that ABC's Once Upon a Time would make its comic book debut in an all new Original Graphic Novel

Amazon buys Goodreads

Amazon buys Goodreads

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

Amazon gets social, buys reading and consumer review site: Goodreads.

Iron Man 3 to Get Iron Man Exhibit at Disneyland

Iron Man 3 to Get Iron Man Exhibit at Disneyland

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

Might be the closest we get to a Stark Expo.

Saints Row 4: What's Different?

Saints Row 4: What's Different?

By Eric Ratcliffe in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

Superstar reporter Eric Ratcliffe brough back the scoop on Saints Row 4 from Pax East!

Legend of Korra: Book 2 to Debut NEXT MONTH?!

Legend of Korra: Book 2 to Debut NEXT MONTH?!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

Will the popular animated show be returning NEXT MONTH? Korra's voice actor, Janet Varney thinks so! *UPDATED*

IDW To Send Outhouse Reporter to Poorhouse With Limited Edition G.I. Joe Complete Collection

IDW To Send Outhouse Reporter to Poorhouse With Limited Edition G.I. Joe Complete Collection

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

The deluxe collection will collect 16 issues of the original G.I. Joe: Real American Hero comic and be so awesome we might buy two copies.

The Outhouse NOW!: The Outhouse Forum and Marvel’s Latest Event pt. 4

The Outhouse NOW!: The Outhouse Forum and Marvel’s Latest Event pt. 4

By Keb Ellis in Features on March 28, 2013

Day 4 of Keb’s Marvel NOW! analysis and we can’t be stopped like Geto Boys. Today Keb analyzes series that changed titles and numbering such as Avengers Arena and Superior Spider-Man.

Rick Remender Urges Naysayers to Drown in Hobo Piss

Rick Remender Urges Naysayers to Drown in Hobo Piss

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

Remender responds to criticism in a classic Marvel manner.

Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

The actress is clearly not simian, leading to cries of "humanwashing" in the hyper-sensitive geek community.

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New "Fables" Video Game "Wolf Among Us" Rips Off "Once Upon a Time"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

Telltale Games and DC Entertainment announced The Wolf Among Us, a video game that rips of the premise of popular ABC drama Once Upon a Time.

British Government Jails Real Life Jeff Winger

British Government Jails Real Life Jeff Winger

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

A stuffy British magistrate missed out on an opportunity to recreate the hilarious, fan-favorite sitcom Community when he sentenced a fake lawyer to jail instead of community college.

What Are You Buying 4/3/2013?

What Are You Buying 4/3/2013?

By GHERU in Features on March 28, 2013

Do you like comics?

Wonder Woman-Inspired Kia Sportage Makes It's Debut

Wonder Woman-Inspired Kia Sportage Makes It's Debut

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

World’s Most Iconic Female Super Hero Pairs with Kia’s Capable and Stylish Crossover to Raise Awareness for “We Can Be Heroes” Giving Campaign

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