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Bluewater Sinks to New Low, Publishes Miley Cyrus Bio Comic

Bluewater Sinks to New Low, Publishes Miley Cyrus Bio Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2014

The talentless pop star joins Sarah Palin, Paula Deen, and Nancy Pelosi on the roster of Bluewater biographies that someone, somewhere, must be buying.

Valiant Entertainment Previews For August 20

Valiant Entertainment Previews For August 20

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on August 14, 2014

Armor Hunters: Bloodshot #2, Armor Hunters: Harbinger #2

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Poll Asks Trick Question: What's Your Favorite Variant Cover Theme?

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Poll Asks Trick Question: What's Your Favorite Variant Cover Theme?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

The poll fails to offer a "they all suck and are destroying the industry from within by bringing back the worst aspects of the nineties" option.

Outhouse Prepares for Four Years of DMCA Takedown Requests for Leaked Images From 2018 Godzilla Sequel

Outhouse Prepares for Four Years of DMCA Takedown Requests for Leaked Images From 2018 Godzilla Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Oh no! They say it's got to go (or you'll be sued)! DMCA Takedown! Yeaaah!

The Multiversity #1  Preview

The Multiversity #1 Preview

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on August 14, 2014

A 6 page preview of what is being called the biggest adventure in DC’s history.

Ben Affleck Dickishly Gracious About Superman v Batman Criticism

Ben Affleck Dickishly Gracious About Superman v Batman Criticism

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Like a jerk, Ben Affleck responds politely to internet criticism of his casting as Batman.

Marvel & Disney Release Dat Scene Officially from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Causing Fans Everywhere to Squee!! *Spoiler*

Marvel & Disney Release Dat Scene Officially from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Causing Fans Everywhere to Squee!! *Spoiler*

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

The scene everyone talked about and wants merchandise of has been officially uploaded onto the web.

Power Rangers Movie Gets Release Date

Power Rangers Movie Gets Release Date

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Roberto Orci is currently heading up the efforts to bring Power Rangers to the screen on July 22, 2016!

Craft Brewery Announces Kirby Themed Beer

Craft Brewery Announces Kirby Themed Beer

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Proceeds from the beer's sale will go towards the Hero Initiative.

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 8/13/14 *Spoilers*

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 8/13/14 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on August 14, 2014

Which moment from a comic this week caught your interest?

Nix Comics is Running a Sale to Benefit Kirby 4 Heroes

Nix Comics is Running a Sale to Benefit Kirby 4 Heroes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

And you should all support it because you're not terrible people.

Who's Your Daddy Star-Lord?

Who's Your Daddy Star-Lord?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 14, 2014

Gunn on Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Guardians of the Galaxy Mix Tape Soundtrack is the Number One Album on the Billboard Charts

Guardians of the Galaxy Mix Tape Soundtrack is the Number One Album on the Billboard Charts

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

In your face, number two album "The Shawn Mendes LP!" In your !@#$ing face!

I Wasn’t Anything Anymore: Abe Sapien #15!

I Wasn’t Anything Anymore: Abe Sapien #15!

By Tim Midura in Reviews on August 13, 2014

When the chips are down, will Abe be able to save his team?

Take Your Medicine: Lazarus #10 Review

Take Your Medicine: Lazarus #10 Review

By John Condor in Reviews on August 13, 2014

After being outted as a traitor to the Carlyle family, Jonah Carlyle flees into Hock territory where the citizens are controlled by propaganda and copious amounts of pills.

No Turtles Here! TMNT #37 Review

No Turtles Here! TMNT #37 Review

By Radd Roberson in Reviews on August 13, 2014

Shredder and General Krang hash it out.

Marvel Getting Cocky Now, Reportedly Moving Forward With Inhumans Movie

Marvel Getting Cocky Now, Reportedly Moving Forward With Inhumans Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

After the success of Guardians of the Galaxy, the studio is rumored to be feeling invincible enough to try an Inhumans movie.

Silent Hill Gets Sexier as Walking Dead's Norman Reedus Joins Next Horror Game Installment

Silent Hill Gets Sexier as Walking Dead's Norman Reedus Joins Next Horror Game Installment

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

Daryl will play the lead character in the upcoming ninth Silent Hill installment.

View from the Gutters presents Back Matter #5

View from the Gutters presents Back Matter #5

By View from the Gutters in Podcasts on August 13, 2014

This week we discuss the Guardians of the Galaxy movie, as well as the small press comic, Devil Dealers.

Aquaman Movie Confirmed, Gangster Squad and 300: Rise of an Empire Writers Signed On

Aquaman Movie Confirmed, Gangster Squad and 300: Rise of an Empire Writers Signed On

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 13, 2014

The two writers will work on scripts concurrently for the movie to fill one of DC's nine untitled movie slots.

New Bat-Book or: Ben Templesmith Drawing Some Other Comic Instead Of “Fell” Again

New Bat-Book or: Ben Templesmith Drawing Some Other Comic Instead Of “Fell” Again

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 12, 2014

The problem with over saturation is that the seemingly good ideas get lost in the…of, FFS, not another new Bat-book!

Irrational Fanboy Reacts To Hulk #5’s Change To Variant Cover

Irrational Fanboy Reacts To Hulk #5’s Change To Variant Cover

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 12, 2014

We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

BOOM! Announces Teen Dog, a New Comic We Don't Know Quite What to Make Of

BOOM! Announces Teen Dog, a New Comic We Don't Know Quite What to Make Of

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 12, 2014

Note to self - before publishing, write teaser, ask RU if I can use that picture.

Wesley Snipes Takes Credit for Marvel's Success, Calls David Goyer Sour Milk

Wesley Snipes Takes Credit for Marvel's Success, Calls David Goyer Sour Milk

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 12, 2014

Ok, he might not have said that exactly, but it makes for a much more salacious headline.

SDCC: Cassie Lang In Marvel's Ant-Man Movie?

SDCC: Cassie Lang In Marvel's Ant-Man Movie?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 12, 2014

Director hints at a possible appearance; also other bits.

Marvel Comics Previews For August 13

Marvel Comics Previews For August 13

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on August 11, 2014

All-New X-Men #30, Amazing Spider-Man #5, Fantastic Four #8, Original Sin #7

Robin Williams Found Dead At Age 63.

Robin Williams Found Dead At Age 63.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

Robin Williams has reportedly died following an apparent suicide.

Remender To Use Seventh Grade Level Of Understanding Of Good & Evil In New Marvel Comic

Remender To Use Seventh Grade Level Of Understanding Of Good & Evil In New Marvel Comic

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

The as of yet unnamed book will probably not save you in the event of a “hobo piss” flood.

Vertigo Comics Previews For August 13

Vertigo Comics Previews For August 13

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on August 11, 2014

Coffin Hill #10, Astro City #14

Outhouse Reporter Doing Best Not To Scream Like A Freaking Fanboy Over Latest Star Wars Casting Rumor

Outhouse Reporter Doing Best Not To Scream Like A Freaking Fanboy Over Latest Star Wars Casting Rumor

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 11, 2014

Deep breaths Deep breaths It’s only a movie….

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