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ATTN Virgins: Martian Manhunter Slated for Justice League Movie

ATTN Virgins: Martian Manhunter Slated for Justice League Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

And because you know this, according to DC movie mogul David Goyer, you've never been laid.

Marvel Finds Cross-Branded Marketing Synergy With Samsung Product Placements

Marvel Finds Cross-Branded Marketing Synergy With Samsung Product Placements

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

It's so sweet to see two young corporations in love!

Old DCU Characters to Return During Band-Aid Event?

Old DCU Characters to Return During Band-Aid Event?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

Yay! We mean booo! We mean yaaayy! We mean boooooooo!

'Rat Queens'  Being Developed As Animated Series

'Rat Queens' Being Developed As Animated Series

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

The Image Comics title may be coming to a TV network in the future

Bride of the Return of the Jason Momoa as Aquaman Rumor, Part 4: The Revenge

Bride of the Return of the Jason Momoa as Aquaman Rumor, Part 4: The Revenge

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

According to the latest scuttlebutt, Momoa is a lock for the lord of the fish!

Next Transformers Animated Series Name Unveiled: Transformers: Robots In Disguise

Next Transformers Animated Series Name Unveiled: Transformers: Robots In Disguise

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

That sounds familiar… Did I get sent back to 2001?

Zechs Celebrates Victory as Green Goblin Replaced With Hobgoblin

Zechs Celebrates Victory as Green Goblin Replaced With Hobgoblin

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

So yeah the teaser showing off the Marvel Event now has the Green Goblin being replaced by the Hobgoblin. OH! Ace Reporter Zechs is claiming innocence of the abrupt move.

Meet The Crew!: Manifest Destiny #7!

Meet The Crew!: Manifest Destiny #7!

By Tim Midura in Reviews on June 13, 2014

External and internal threats put the expedition in jeopardy!

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

The Florida Department of Citrus will pay Marvel ONE MILLION DOLLARS to reimagine their Captain Citrus character.

You're a Robot, But That's Okay: That's Because You're a Robot Review

You're a Robot, But That's Okay: That's Because You're a Robot Review

By Paul Hudder in Reviews on June 13, 2014

Hard Boiled, Blade Runner, and Lethal Weapon all rolled up into one(-shot).

Real Hero, Real Problems: Real Heroes #3 Review

Real Hero, Real Problems: Real Heroes #3 Review

By Curtis Toye in Reviews on June 13, 2014

Bryan Hitch can definitely draw big superhero action, but can he write it as well?

DC Comics Previews For June 18  (UPDATED)

DC Comics Previews For June 18 (UPDATED)

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on June 13, 2014

Batman Eternal #11, Batwoman #32, Batman And Ra's Al Ghul #32, Scribblenauts Unmasked: A Crisis of Imagination #6, The New 52: Futures End #7, Harley Quinn #7, Green Lantern: New Guardians #32, Wonder Woman #32

Loki Sings! Tom Hiddleston To Play Hank Williams In Biopic.

Loki Sings! Tom Hiddleston To Play Hank Williams In Biopic.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

The star of Thor and The Avengers is tapped to play legendary country musician Hank Williams.

Tom Brevoort Spills Details about AXIS but Doesn't Mention Artist at All

Tom Brevoort Spills Details about AXIS but Doesn't Mention Artist at All

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

570 words and not one of them about the artist.

Marvel Comics Previews For June 18

Marvel Comics Previews For June 18

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on June 13, 2014

Avengers World #8, Daredevil #4, Original Sin #4, Silver Surfer #3, Thor: God Of Thunder #23, Avengers #31, X-Men #15

Hub President/CEO Margaret Loesch Steps Down

Hub President/CEO Margaret Loesch Steps Down

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The executive who oversaw the birth of and ran the HUB Network for the first four years is stepping down from the position at the end of 2014.

Does DC's Upcoming Movie Schedule Include a Wonder Woman Film?!

Does DC's Upcoming Movie Schedule Include a Wonder Woman Film?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The latest gossip from the Hollywood rumor mill says: yes!

Septuagenarian Shocker: Harrison Ford Injured While Filming Star Wars Episode 7

Septuagenarian Shocker: Harrison Ford Injured While Filming Star Wars Episode 7

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The seventy-one year old actor hurt his ankle while filming for the JJ Abrams movie.

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The Outhouse brings you news from the year 2068! You heard it here first!

Exclusive: More Vague, Obvious Information About DC's Band-Aid Event Revealed!

Exclusive: More Vague, Obvious Information About DC's Band-Aid Event Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

We're not going to let Bleeding Cool have all the fun!

Valiant Entertainment Previews For June 18

Valiant Entertainment Previews For June 18

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on June 12, 2014

Unity #8, Harbinger #24 .. add'l previews to be added soon

Image Comics Previews For June 18

Image Comics Previews For June 18

By IvCNuB4 in Previews on June 12, 2014

The Wicked & The Divine #1, MPH #2, Manhattan Projects #21, Fatale #23, Alex + Ada #7, Aphrodite IX #11, Sex Criminals #6

Why I love Comics #175 with Adam Simon and Kenlon Clark!

Why I love Comics #175 with Adam Simon and Kenlon Clark!

By Eric Ratcliffe in Podcasts on June 12, 2014

On this episode of the podcast Eric is joined by Adam Simon and Kenlon Clark to talk about their upcoming Science Fiction thriller, Synapse.

Warpo Toys: 'Legends of Cthulhu' Kickstarter Launched

Warpo Toys: 'Legends of Cthulhu' Kickstarter Launched

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Warpo Toys, the newest kid on the action figure block, has just begun a Kickstarter for their line based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 6/11/14 *Spoilers*

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 6/11/14 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on June 12, 2014

Which moment from a comic this week caught your interest?

Disney's Big Hero 6 Character Designs Revealed

Disney's Big Hero 6 Character Designs Revealed

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Aaaand they don't look like the comic version. Wah wah waaaah.

New 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Trailer

New 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The new trailer shows off how bad it is being good and how good it is being bad.

No Women Allowed In Assassin's Creed Unity

No Women Allowed In Assassin's Creed Unity

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

It's just too haaaaaaaaaaard.

Nintendo Announces Steampunk Strategy Game Inspired By Silver Age Comic Book Art for 3DS

Nintendo Announces Steampunk Strategy Game Inspired By Silver Age Comic Book Art for 3DS

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Code Name S.T.E.A.M. features a team assembled by Abraham Lincoln to fight aliens.

Legend of Korra Book 3 Official Trailer Released

Legend of Korra Book 3 Official Trailer Released

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Catch a glimpse of Zuko and see how the world has changed since Korra's battle with Unalaq!

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