The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.
Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes BackBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014
Well, that was unexpected. Awesome, but unexpected.
Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony HackBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014
America: fuck no!
2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year WinnersBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014
What an amazing coincidence that both organizations chose the six most intelligent, talented, and physically attractive people in the industry!
In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.
And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.
You might have to shoryuken a kid in the face to get one.
Where were these hackers before Man of Steel came out? Thanks a lot, hackers!
And Many A Kirby Dot Will Be Spotted!
Say No to Five Dollar Comics: Five Comics to Buy for Less than Five Bucks on December 17, 2014 (Darkest Hour Edition)By Jude Terror in Features on December 17, 2014
The situation is dire, dear readers! We need you to say no to five dollar comics today!
This week on View from the Gutters we discuss Strong Female Protagonist, the webcomic by Brennen Lee Mulligan and Molly Ostertag.
Hey look, it's Princess Leia! That's pretty NOOOO NOT MY CLAREMONT BOOK GOD DAMMIT!
Lemuria, Clayface and an unbroken run!
In this issue, Norse mythology, demonic wrestling matches and drug deals gone wrong!
Bacon ball me!
Unlike Bleeding Cool, we won't spoil it in the headline.
Jason Reitman, Aaron Paul, J.K. Simmons, Kevin Pollak Putting on Live Empire Strikes Back, One Night OnlyBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014
Spoiler: Vader is Luke's dad.
Truly, it is the greatest of gifts!
And that rumor is being reported in the usual places.
There is another…
Only 90? What a quitter!
Are you ready for the (more than) 8-bit 80s invasion?
It's the most blunderful time... of the yeeeaaarrr!
A wise voice they need, yes mmmnn…
When is erotica, not erotic? When it involves Nazis and broken glass...
...the comic book adaptations!
In which we're grateful for new opportunities, but wary of the industry's ability to use them wisely.
Did Marvel blow its entire wad on the trailers?!
I’ve told my wife that I want that tag line on my gravestone.
The long delayed Image comic will see publication in 2015.