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Scientists Name Newly Discovered Dinosaur After Hellboy

Scientists Name Newly Discovered Dinosaur After Hellboy

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

A newly discovered dinosaur is named after the famous Mike Mignola character. And yet, scientists continue to refuse to name any dinosaurs after The Outhouse.

The 'Peanuts' Gang Await Their Movie In A New Poster

The 'Peanuts' Gang Await Their Movie In A New Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

Charlie Brown probably had to pay full price.

Jason Statham Not Playing Bullseye in Marvel's

Jason Statham Not Playing Bullseye in Marvel's "Daredevil"

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

Melissa McCarthy's "Spy" co-star is this author's pick to play a classic Daredevil villain.

The Weekly Digest Podcast #3 The Eulogy of Sam Jack!

The Weekly Digest Podcast #3 The Eulogy of Sam Jack!

By Tim Midura in Podcasts on June 5, 2015

Which Image Comic has the better opening poop scene? Find out now!

Fight Club Prequel Story Gets Vinyl Audiobook

Fight Club Prequel Story Gets Vinyl Audiobook

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

The comic book Fight Club prequel gets a vinyl audiobook which will be released in June. However, hipsters already have it.

Super Reads Secret Wars #3

Super Reads Secret Wars #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on June 5, 2015

Doctor Doom! Sheriff Strange! Battleworld excitement in the Might Marvel Manner.

#GamesSoWhite Blowing Up on Twitter with the Usual Results

#GamesSoWhite Blowing Up on Twitter with the Usual Results

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

A hashtag on Twitter about race in video games shows that gamers are open-minded and willing to support change. Teaser written in Bizarro-speak for author's need for some positivity.

Quid Pro Quo: Check Out Kidthulhu on Kickstarter

Quid Pro Quo: Check Out Kidthulhu on Kickstarter

By Jude Terror in Columns on June 5, 2015

The inaugural edition of a new column where we trade positive press coverage for money. We've hit the big time!

Kidthulhu: Coming to take your sanity!

Kidthulhu: Coming to take your sanity!

By The Indie Huntress in Features on June 5, 2015

Read more Indie, Cthulhu demands it!

Mostly-New, Pretty-Different All-New, All-Different Marvel Image Emerges

Mostly-New, Pretty-Different All-New, All-Different Marvel Image Emerges

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

We gotcher mutants right hea!

'Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles' Trailer

'Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles' Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 5, 2015

A trailer for the Machinima exclusive mini-series is out showing off the dark world these versions of the Trinity inhabit.

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 6/3/15 *Spoilers*

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 6/3/15 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on June 5, 2015

Which moment from a comic this week caught your interest?

Star Wars: Uprising RPG Taps (Or Swipes) Into The Post OG Trilogy Universe

Star Wars: Uprising RPG Taps (Or Swipes) Into The Post OG Trilogy Universe

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Will this Force you to download a mobile game?

Facial Hair Shocker: Sebastian Stan Grows Beard For Captain America: Civil War

Facial Hair Shocker: Sebastian Stan Grows Beard For Captain America: Civil War

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Nothing will ever be the same again!!! Until he shaves.

Dark Horse Handing Out Editorial Promotions Willy Nilly

Dark Horse Handing Out Editorial Promotions Willy Nilly

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

The publisher has seemingly gone crazy, giving editorial promotions to everyone they encounter.

Adidas Making Things Vaguely Resembling Sneakers Themed After Marvel's Avengers

Adidas Making Things Vaguely Resembling Sneakers Themed After Marvel's Avengers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk will each get their own shoe.

From The Creators of

From The Creators of "Borderlands" Comes A New Trailer For "Battleborn"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

"For every type of badass"

Disney to Adapt Live-Action

Disney to Adapt Live-Action "Night on Bald Mountain" from Fantasia

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

The nightmare-inducing ending to the classic Disney movie "Fantasia" will be re-made to haunt a new generation.

Nerd X-Mas Comes Early as Joel McHale Joins X-Files

Nerd X-Mas Comes Early as Joel McHale Joins X-Files

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

McHale will play a conservative talk show host on the X-Files revival.

What Do You Think?: Taco Bell To Start Serving Alcohol (At A Select Location) This Summer

What Do You Think?: Taco Bell To Start Serving Alcohol (At A Select Location) This Summer

By GHERU in Features on June 4, 2015

With Hank McCoy, Baytor, and Tony Stark

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Featuring Punisher, Ghost Rider, Blade, She-Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Cloak and Dagger, and Benedict Cumberbatch!

Samuel L. Jackson Not Sure Why He's Not In Civil War; Wants To Do Even More Marvel Movies

Samuel L. Jackson Not Sure Why He's Not In Civil War; Wants To Do Even More Marvel Movies

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Well that title just basically covered the entire article's content.

All-New, All-New Different Marvel Will Bring ~60 All-New #1s

All-New, All-New Different Marvel Will Bring ~60 All-New #1s

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

It's not a reboot! It's a "season".

'Tangled' Swings To TV As A Series

'Tangled' Swings To TV As A Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Expect it to hair in 2017.

Robotech Director: They've Chosen Wan

Robotech Director: They've Chosen Wan

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Unknown if Valkyries will be transformable cars now.

Brides of Helheim #6

Brides of Helheim #6

By Gavin D. in Reviews on June 3, 2015

The conclusion to the continuation of what will inevitably be continued...

Furious 7 Director James Wan to Direct Aquaman

Furious 7 Director James Wan to Direct Aquaman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

It will basically be like Furious 7, but underwater.

Warner Bros Exec Says DC Not Making Superhero Movies

Warner Bros Exec Says DC Not Making Superhero Movies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

They're making "movies about superheroes."

Funko Announces Fallout, Skyrim, and Elder Scrolls Online Additions To Their POP! Games Collection

Funko Announces Fallout, Skyrim, and Elder Scrolls Online Additions To Their POP! Games Collection

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

Or - I How I Learned To Stop…Shut Up And Take My Money!

Secret Wars Spoilers: Doom's Face Revealed!

Secret Wars Spoilers: Doom's Face Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2015

You won't believe what Doom's face looks like, or some other lede that will make you have to click this article!

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