Source: Marvel Press Release
Age Of Ultron #10A.I.:
Regular Cover to Age Of Ultron #10A.I.:
WIFE: Whoa, hello there Mr. I AM VERY ANGRY!
RU: Ant-Man/Flash needs a nap.
WIFE: And a shower.
Rivera Variant Cover:
WIFE: “We have the technology”
RU: That must be one massive dump.
WIFE: You know what this looks like, fuck, whats the name of that song, the Britney Spears red body suit video.
WIFE: Is he blowing square bubbles? Dude, RuRu would flip out over that. He would not approve.
RU: Is there really a market for people who go to school to grow square bubbles?
WIFE: His mom wasn’t there to teach him how to…
RU: You were about to say that she wasn’t there to teach him how to blow!
RU: Wait, how did the ant farm break?
WIFE: Why is he throwing goo on his head?
RuRu: Goo goes in mouth!
RU: No, food goes in mouth. Oh! Ant Man threw the ants! That makes sense.
WIFE: Is he in Wonderland?
WIFE: Who’s in charge in this book? Why are there giants ants? Is he Ant Man? What’s going on here?
RU: I think that this page is all like “Honey, I shrunk myself. Oh, it was all a bad trip. Dude, have you ever looked at an ant? I mean really looked at it? I made a hat!”
WIFE: Alright, I give up, is this The Tick?
RU: How does the Hulk trim his toenails?
WIFE: That’s a great question.
RU: Hopefully it will be answered on June 26, 2013:
AGE OF ULTRON #10A.I. (APR130594)
AGE OF ULTRON #10A.I. RIVERA VARIANT (APR130595)
Written by MARK WAID
Pencils by ANDRE ARAUJO
Cover by SARA PICHELLI
Variant Cover by PAOLO RIVERA
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RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time. RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage. Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write. RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them. RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).
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