In which WIFE and RU are easily distracted.
Thor: God of Thunder #14
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WIFE: Hey, Thor, its' you!
Thor, The DogGod: Bullshit. That is just some bourgeois interpretation of what “They” think I look like.
WIFE: Is he riding an ox?
RU: I think it’s a goat.
WIFE: That’s one badass goat.
RU: He’s of the Gruff line.
WIFE: Did you just make that up?
RU: No, he can follow his linage back to the original of the Billy Goats.
WIFE: Ugh. You know what I was thinking about: who was that crime-fighting dog with a trench coat? Do you know who I’m talking about?
RU: I know this one…It's not McGruff…
RU: No, crap…[this train of thought led to a 20 minute Wikipedia search of the entire Hanna-Barbera catalog of characters…we won’t go into all of it]
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RU: Those are some angry elves.
WIFE: Maybe they’re South Pole elves.
RU: Never mind, this is Thor. Those are dwarves.
WIFE: I didn’t know they had dwarves in the South Pole.
RU: I want some Zestas.
WIFE: Those are elves, again.
[WIFE then got up to get some Zestas.]
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WIFE: They should watch out for R.O.U.S.s
RU: THOSE are definitely elves! I think that the main one is who Dr. Who is playing in the movie. These are stale Zestas. [Side note: even stale Zestas are delicious]
RU: Still, better than Matzo.
WIFE: So, Dr. Who?
RU: Yea, Christopher Eccleston is playing Malekith in the Thor sequel.
WIFE: That’s pretty cool.
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WIFE: Why is Thor in the Emerald City? Did he kill The Wicked Witch of the West?
RU: That’s Valhalla, and you know that the real villain of Wizard Of Oz is Glinda.
WIFE: Yea, fair point.
RU: That’s it? Marvel did not make me care about this book at all.
WIFE: Is that the last page?
WIFE: Alrighty, then. When does it come out so I can remember to not care?
THOR: GOD OF THUNDER #14 (AUG130822)
Written by JASON AARON
Art & Cover by RON GARNEY
FOC – 9/16/2013, On-Sale – 10/09/2013
MALEKITH BEGINS HIS WILD HUNT– YOUR FIRST LOOK AT THOR: GOD OF THUNDER 14!
This October, the dreaded Malekith has returned – and not even the God of Thunder can stop him alone as The Accursed continues in Thor: God of Thunder #14! From blockbuster writer Jason Aaron and red hot artist Ron Garney – the Mighty Thor must enlist the help of some unlikely allies in his quest to stop Malekith from butchering Dark Elves across the Nine Realms. But who are the mysterious League of Realms? And what do they have to do with Malekith the Accursed and his bloody rampage? Don’t miss Thor: God of Thunder #14 for the answer.<
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RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time. RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage. Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write. RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them. RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).
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