Monday, December 22, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "At least we're not Multiversity!"
What the Heck is Going on With the Wonder Woman Movie?

What the Heck is Going on With the Wonder Woman Movie?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 22, 2014

It's exactly the type of bush league nonsense you'd expect from Warner Bros.

Mike Colter to Play Luke Cage in AKA Jessica Jones

Mike Colter to Play Luke Cage in AKA Jessica Jones

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 22, 2014

Thank goodness this news couldn't wait until after the holidays.

USA & Europe Targeted For The Yo-Kai Watch Invasion

USA & Europe Targeted For The Yo-Kai Watch Invasion

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 22, 2014

Will the West get into the spirit?

North Korean Hackers Strike Again, Deface Bleeding Cool's Website

North Korean Hackers Strike Again, Deface Bleeding Cool's Website

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2014

The attack left the popular website's design completely decimated.

Image Shocker: Brian Wood Off Spawn After Editorial Clash

Image Shocker: Brian Wood Off Spawn After Editorial Clash

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2014

His script failed the portfolio review, apparently.

Did That Really Just Happen in the Legend of Korra Finale? (SPOILERS)

Did That Really Just Happen in the Legend of Korra Finale? (SPOILERS)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2014

The season finale is available for streaming now, and if you haven't seen it yet, you should obviously go do that before reading this.

Hustler To Conduct Their Own 'The Interview' Parody

Hustler To Conduct Their Own 'The Interview' Parody

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 20, 2014

They gotcher Taepodongs* right here!

Sony Pictures to Make Live Action

Sony Pictures to Make Live Action "Fire and Ice" Unless a Foreign Dictator Finds it Offensive

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

The studio has picked up Robert Rodriguez's live action adaptation of the Frank Frazetta animated movie.

Hawkeye May Appear on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Next Year If It Isn't Canceled By That Time

Hawkeye May Appear on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Next Year If It Isn't Canceled By That Time

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

The show is supposed to tie in with Avengers: Age of Ultron, said The Outhouse in an attempt to get more search-friendly keywords into this article.

Darrow Covers The Tiny Details On Ant-Man #2

Darrow Covers The Tiny Details On Ant-Man #2

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

Does the man use Pym Particles on his art tools?

Here's Some Rob Liefeld Dynamite Variant Covers to Lighten Your Day

Here's Some Rob Liefeld Dynamite Variant Covers to Lighten Your Day

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

Depressed about the looming World War? This'll cheer you up!

Too Little, Too Late Shocker: Media Treating Sony Hack Like Real Story Now

Too Little, Too Late Shocker: Media Treating Sony Hack Like Real Story Now

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

Honestly, did anyone expect anything less from the American media?

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.

Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes Back

Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes Back

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

Well, that was unexpected. Awesome, but unexpected.

Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

America: fuck no!

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

What an amazing coincidence that both organizations chose the six most intelligent, talented, and physically attractive people in the industry!

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.

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