Friday, September 30, 2016 • Afternoon Edition • "Cyclops was right."

DC Comics Officially Confirms Wonder Woman is Bi

DC Comics Officially Confirms Wonder Woman is Bi

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2016

The long-held belief has finally become canon thanks to writer Greg Rucka.

Rosetta Spacecraft Deliberately Plows Into Surface of Comet After Reading Latest Issue of Civil War 2

Rosetta Spacecraft Deliberately Plows Into Surface of Comet After Reading Latest Issue of Civil War 2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2016

The probe reportedly preferred to end its existence rather than put up with any more of Marvel's crap.

Valiant Becomes Legitimate in Pop Culture with NYCC Exclusive Funko Pop

Valiant Becomes Legitimate in Pop Culture with NYCC Exclusive Funko Pop

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

Could we be seeing a Circle Chest Funko Pop soon?

Cartoon Network's 'Adventure Time' Series To End

Cartoon Network's 'Adventure Time' Series To End

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 29, 2016

You still have a couple of years before that happens

'Black Panther' May Face Another Villain In His Solo Film

'Black Panther' May Face Another Villain In His Solo Film

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 29, 2016

Winston Duke reportedly onboard

Valiant Releases New Teaser Image For YouTube Series

Valiant Releases New Teaser Image For YouTube Series

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on September 29, 2016

Thumbs up if you like Twitter announcements.

After Giving The Milk Away For Years, Jim Zub Wants You To Pay For His Master Seminar

After Giving The Milk Away For Years, Jim Zub Wants You To Pay For His Master Seminar

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

Or some other long and convoluted metaphor involving cows.

Hello Nurse!

Hello Nurse! "Animaniacs" & "Pinky and the Brain" Funko Pops! Announced

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

My kid doesn’t need to eat.

Funko Adds

Funko Adds "Star Wars: Rebels" to Pop!! Vinyl Collection

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

Well, there goes my allowance.

See The New 'Doctor Strange' TV Spot

See The New 'Doctor Strange' TV Spot

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

Plus a special IMAX preview in October, and a another new poster.

Taking Cue From Recycled Stories, Marvel Recycles '80s Artwork

Taking Cue From Recycled Stories, Marvel Recycles '80s Artwork

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

Gotta pinch pennies for the Disney shareholders.

Sam Humphries Signs Exclusive With DC, Immediately Breaks Contract

Sam Humphries Signs Exclusive With DC, Immediately Breaks Contract

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

The Green Lanterns writer then announced his exclusivity with his fiancée.

New 'Doctor Strange' Posters & Images (Updated)

New 'Doctor Strange' Posters & Images (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

Plus where we might see the Doctor after his movie debut…

I'm Just Saying: Civil War II Delays and

I'm Just Saying: Civil War II Delays and "Brangelina" Divorce News

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

I'm only asking the questions.

Valiant Shocker: Circle Chest Film Pushed Back in Favor of Harbinger

Valiant Shocker: Circle Chest Film Pushed Back in Favor of Harbinger

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

Valiant's most popular character will shockingly not be the first to hit the big screen.

Transformer Fans Scream in Horror as Mark Wahlberg Confirms Mini-Dinobots!!

Transformer Fans Scream in Horror as Mark Wahlberg Confirms Mini-Dinobots!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

The star of Transformers 5 is hinting that horrible script leak is true. RUN! RUN! This is not good! NOT GOOD AT ALL!

John Carpenter Confirms What Society Knew Years Ago: Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' Remakes Suck!

John Carpenter Confirms What Society Knew Years Ago: Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' Remakes Suck!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

In a story that would be more popular seven years ago, the filmmaker reveals he isn't at all fond of the remakes Rob Zombie made or of the man himself.

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